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[You Know Nothing]

Yara smells like brine and fish.

It is known.

 

[WhereAreMahDragonz]

Stop shitting on my faves like this

I deserve better

 

[You Know Nothing]

Stop shitting on my faves like this

It's just the reality!

She practically lives on a ship after all.

 

[FUME5]

It's just the reality!

She practically lives on a ship after all.

*waits for Ceallach to wake up*

 

[WhereAreMahDragonz]

It's just the reality!

She practically lives on a ship after all.

I would let her raid my castle tbh

 

[marrec]

I ain't seen The 100 but y'all gotta take the stank in context, nobody smells good in post-apocalyptia but I bet Lexa whoever she is probs smells the best of all the stanky survivors stanking it up.

Yara smelling like brine and fish ain't a deterrent though.

>.>

 

[FUME5]

I ain't seen The 100 but y'all gotta take the stank in context, nobody smells good in post-apocalyptia but I bet Lexa whoever she is probs smells the best of all the stanky survivors stanking it up.

Yara smelling like brine and fish ain't a deterrent though.

>.>

Squidguts and seagull shit?

 

[Chuckie]

Lexa smelled of rainbows and scented oil.
Yara most definitely reeks though. the whole Iron Islands looked kinda smelly tbh

I imagine it to smell like a cold coastal area. So rather salty but not necessarily a vile smell.

 

[marrec]

Squidguts and seagull shit?

Real talk, back in the day before proper showering and shit they'd pour scented oil on themselves and then scrape the oil off with a special cleaning tool that would remove dirt and grime as well. They probably smelled alright all things considered.

I imagine the technology of the iron islands includes some kind of cleaning mechanism, probably using sea water.

But if Yara came up to me fresh off the boat smelling like brine, fish, seagull shit, and squidguts and said "netflix and chill" I'd be 110% down I'm not even lying test me.

 

[WhereAreMahDragonz]

I ain't seen The 100 but y'all gotta take the stank in context, nobody smells good in post-apocalyptia but I bet Lexa whoever she is probs smells the best of all the stanky survivors stanking it up.

Yara smelling like brine and fish ain't a deterrent though.

>.>

Marry me

 

[marrec]

Marry me

I'm saving myself for Béatrice Martin but we can play MTG together that's basically the same thing.

 

[WhereAreMahDragonz]

I'm saving myself for Béatrice Martin but we can play MTG together that's basically the same thing.

*gets down on one knee*

Will you be my partner in two headed giant?

 

[Jobbs]

The friggin showerhead has something wrong with it and I couldn't get the water to come out right.

So I looked at the bathtub, shrugged, and did it. Soon I was 8

 

[FloatOn]

Sorry I was mean to Jobbs I know he's everyone's favorite

:: feels bad ::

 

[marrec]

*gets down on one knee*

Will you be my partner in two headed giant?

Sorry that I ruined your shower head

>.>

 

[WhereAreMahDragonz]

The friggin showerhead has something wrong with it and I couldn't get the water to come out right.

So I looked at the bathtub, shrugged, and did it. Soon I was 8

Sorry that I ruined your shower head

 

[Jobbs]

Sorry that I ruined your shower head

 

[Vazra]

Game crashes on the official stream
Wii U version allegedly runs like ass
People playing the DRM free version having issues with the game saving.
"It's better than nothing" and talk about how there are not many sidecrollers out there while people have linked Megaman Clones and Kirby latest game among other things.

They just keep giving. Let me go read more of the posts in the OT

 

[Jobbs]

Sorry I was mean to Jobbs I know he's everyone's favorite

:: feels bad ::

haha that's news to me

I used a similar argument against lili when she was complaining about less problematic things in the same episode

also my hands are pruney like when I was a kid. I am nostalgic now

 

[You Know Nothing]

I'm saving myself for Béatrice Martin but we can play MTG together that's basically the same thing.

Bruh, she's a lesbian.

 

[marrec]

Bruh, she's a lesbian.

Then I will be unsullied.

 

[Xiao Hu]

I once had a girl who already warned be beforehand that she didn't wash her pussy that day yet. Brave/stupid/horny as I was I still went down on her. Was the worst cunnilingus I've ever had, I still remember the the not so faint odor of urine...

 

[Jobbs]

I once had a girl who already warned be beforehand that she didn't wash her pussy that day yet. Brave/stupid/horny as I was I still went down on her. Was the worst cunnilingus I've ever had, I still remember the the not so faint odor of urine...

 

[You Know Nothing]

I once had a girl who already warned be beforehand that she didn't wash her pussy that day yet. Brave/stupid/horny as I was I still went down on her. Was the worst cunnilingus I've ever had, I still remember the the not so faint odor of urine...

I can't.

I'm gagging.

 

[WhereAreMahDragonz]

Bruh, she's a lesbian.

Omg she is??

Yaaaaaaas

 

[FUME5]

Sullied.

 

[Vazra]

I once had a girl who already warned be beforehand that she didn't wash her pussy that day yet. Brave/stupid/horny as I was I still went down on her. Was the worst cunnilingus I've ever had, I still remember the the not so faint odor of urine...

 

[WhereAreMahDragonz]

The Gay Agenda wins again

 

[Chuckie]

I once had a girl who already warned be beforehand that she didn't wash her pussy that day yet. Brave/stupid/horny as I was I still went down on her. Was the worst cunnilingus I've ever had, I still remember the the not so faint odor of urine...

That means she probably hadn't washed it the day before that either. I've gone done on a couple of pussies after a day out and it never smelled like that.

 

[Xiao Hu]

I'm pretty sure she had an urinal infection or something like that. Well at least she had the courtesy to have a clean butthole. But that is, thank God, not my story ¯_(&#12484_/¯

 

[FloatOn]

I once had a girl who already warned be beforehand that she didn't wash her pussy that day yet. Brave/stupid/horny as I was I still went down on her. Was the worst cunnilingus I've ever had, I still remember the the not so faint odor of urine...

 

[Jobbs]

The Gay Agenda wins again

Em I never got your opinion of my future wife.

 

[WhereAreMahDragonz]

Em I never got your opinion of my future wife.

I don't really like her face tattoo but she's cute otherwise

 

[Jobbs]

Fuck yeah! It's such a boring design.

I don't really like her face tattoo but she's cute otherwise

Racists

 

[You Know Nothing]

Omg she is??

Yaaaaaaas

Yes, ma'am.

Queen.

 

[Xiao Hu]

I don't really like her face tattoo but she's cute otherwise

Fuck yeah! It's such a boring design.

 

[marrec]

The Gay Agenda wins again

GAAY PEEOPLEEE!! *shakes fist*

I once had a girl who already warned be beforehand that she didn't wash her pussy that day yet. Brave/stupid/horny as I was I still went down on her. Was the worst cunnilingus I've ever had, I still remember the the not so faint odor of urine...

I ain't gunna lie, I've done this too many times and I'm not even ashamed. Eating stank ain't going to kill you.

 

[marrec]

Yes, ma'am.

Queen.

GOD DAMNIT I knew it was Place de la Replublique before I even clicked you shit

Why do you do this to meeeee

Better vid tho

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=puWtoOWq4BU

 

[Jobbs]

GAAY PEEOPLEEE!! *shakes fist*



I ain't gunna lie, I've done this too many times and I'm not even ashamed. Eating stank ain't going to kill you.

Dude you can get throat cancer that way.. We've been over this

at least armor up

god the day started early here.

I blame Emily

 

[FloatOn]

face tats are dumb. I stand by this. Evidence:

but please express yourself however

 

[CrudeDiatribe]

Oop my bad

The blood center calls me every 8 weeks for a booty call blood donation like clockwork because they need O- so much

Me too, but they're always the day before I play sports and It really fucks with my ability to play-- and I am firmly convinced playing keeps me sane, so I am selfishly keeping my blood as of late.

 

[Xiao Hu]

I ain't gunna lie, I've done this too many times and I'm not even ashamed. Eating stank ain't going to kill you.

I'll pass, don't need it again to be honest. The problem is that she's a childhood friend of mine and not some random hookup where you don't care afterwards.

 

[Misha]

now my dad is telling me about crime being high for some areas for apartments. i'm not sure thats completely avoidable when living near a city and not paying a billion dollars. like avoid the worst places but after that you just kinda gotta do your best to keep to yourself.

he says i have "lots of options" but i really don't have any if we add that into the specific area i'm looking at, the price, air conditioning, etc

The last thing i need is to be more discouraged >_>

 

[marrec]

I'll pass, don't need it again to be honest. The problem is that she's a childhood friend of mine and not some random hookup where you don't care afterwards.

Oh well ya, in that case.

And I've never done it stone cold sober, and probably wouldn't tbh

 

[Jobbs]

I'll pass, don't need it again to be honest. The problem is that she's a childhood friend of mine and not some random hookup where you don't care afterwards.

You treat all your friends this way?

now my dad is telling me about crime being high for some areas for apartments. i'm not sure thats completely avoidable when living near a city and not paying a billion dollars. like avoid the worst places but after that you just kinda gotta do your best to keep to yourself.

he says i have "lots of options" but i really don't have any if we add that into the specific area i'm looking at, the price, air conditioning, etc

The last thing i need is to be more discouraged >_>

Don't be ruled by fear Misha

 

[Xiao Hu]

You treat all your friends this way?

Since you don't have homosexual tendencies you shouldn't worry.

::reminiscences about PE in high school::

 

[Misha]

Don't be ruled by fear Misha

my entire existence is fear

 

[Chuckie]

I'll pass, don't need it again to be honest. The problem is that she's a childhood friend of mine and not some random hookup where you don't care afterwards.

Her urinal infection is probably gone by now.

 

[marrec]

now my dad is telling me about crime being high for some areas for apartments. i'm not sure thats completely avoidable when living near a city and not paying a billion dollars. like avoid the worst places but after that you just kinda gotta do your best to keep to yourself.

he says i have "lots of options" but i really don't have any if we add that into the specific area i'm looking at, the price, air conditioning, etc

The last thing i need is to be more discouraged >_>

I lived in McKeesport off Orchard for 2 years and never had no trouble. As long as you lock your car and lock your apartment to keep out the petty thieves you'll be fine, nobody is out there in Pittsburgh shooting random girls even in the highest crime areas, just stay out of that world and you'll be fine.

I mean, you aren't moving to McKeesport or Homewood or Wilkinsburg right?

 

[Xiao Hu]

Her urinal infection is probably gone by now.

Haha, but she has a boyfriend right now who's certainly not in favor of sharing his girl

Spoiler

or pleasing me too