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[Chuckie]

U right

Send me funny videos, peasant

 

[WhereAreMahDragonz]

Porn scenarios slay me.

Do you have that video of that really bad gay porn with just the story clips

That shit was hilarious

 

[Professor Beef]

I wonder how much shit I'd get if my Sgt found out I'm listening to Carly Rae Jepsen

What if your Sgt listens to her too tho

 

[WhereAreMahDragonz]

What if your Sgt listens to her too tho

I highly doubt it

 

[Professor Beef]

I highly doubt it

Then he doesn't know what he's missing tbh

Anyways, bedtime. Night night. Zzzzz

 

[You Know Nothing]

Do you have that video of that really bad gay porn with just the story clips

That shit was hilarious

dsfjkldsfkjslkf

I can't find it rn but this is killing me.

"Truth be told, I'd love to fuck your ass."

 

[WhereAreMahDragonz]

dsfjkldsfkjslkf

I can't find it rn but this is killing me.

"Truth be told, I'd love to fuck your ass."

Stopppppp lmao

 

[Symphonia]

dsfjkldsfkjslkf

I can't find it rn but this is killing me.

"Truth be told, I'd love to fuck your ass."

Sounds like a typical night for Vazra.

 

[Funky Papa]

Porn scenarios slay me.

I can only imagine who's the bottom.

Spoiler

Unless it's one of those films that break the mold and don't equal active with manly and buff.

 

[You Know Nothing]

Boy Band Catalina Minus Gay Sex

I found it.

Sounds like a typical night for Vazra.

Tbh.

I can only imagine who's the bottom.

Spoiler

Unless it's one of those films that break the mold and don't equal active with manly and buff.

I saw some other gifs from it.

It subverts no tropes.

 

[WhereAreMahDragonz]

Gay and lesbian sex is of the devil

Repent, sinners

 

[RobotNinjaHornets]

Welp

Super late for work again

Oooops

 

[Timu]

Gay and lesbian sex is of the devil

Repent, sinners

Nah, lesbian sex is fine and here to stay!!!

 

[Funky Papa]

What about str8 people performing ungodly acts as described in the scriptures. Are we ok?

 

[A Fish Aficionado]

What about str8 people performing ungodly acts as described in the scriptures. Are we ok?

only if married and have unprotected sex

 

[Funky Papa]

Well, heaven looked pretty boring anyway?

 

[WhereAreMahDragonz]

Nah, lesbian sex is fine and here to stay!!!

Perv I ain't recording shit

What about str8 people performing ungodly acts as described in the scriptures. Are we ok?

Yes, if ur a white, straight male ur fine

Enjoy heaven

 

[Timu]

Perv I ain't recording shit

But that's no fun!!!=O

 

[Funky Papa]

Catholic heaven sounds like a hippy nightmare, tho. I guess there has to be a non judgmental religion with plenty of mead and thirsty wenches out there.

 

[Chuckie]

Catholic heaven sounds like a hippy nightmare, tho. I guess there has to be a non judgamental religion with plenty of mead and thirsty wenches out there.

Valhalla?

 

[FUME5]

Perv I ain't recording shit



Yes, if ur a white, straight male ur fine

Enjoy heaven

I'm going to whatever updated version of Valhalla is available to me.

 

[WhereAreMahDragonz]

I'm going to whatever updated version of Valhalla is available to me.

You're not a viking, you're Australian

I'm Norwegian and Swedish so I'm in, sucks to suck

 

[You Know Nothing]

I'm going to whatever updated version of Valhalla is available to me.

You gotta die in battle for that tho.

Declare war on all the poisonous indigenous fauna in Australia.

 

[Xiao Hu]

Oh shit. The kitten is already going to the cat toilet on its own after 4 days of trainig.

 

[RobotNinjaHornets]

I'm going to whatever updated version of Valhalla is available to me.

I LIVE

I DIE

I LIVE AGAIN

WITNESS MEEEEEEEE

 

[You Know Nothing]

Oh shit. The kitten is already going to the cat toilet on its own after 4 days of trainig.

Cats seem to learn this fairly quickly. All mine have only taken a few days max. I never even put in a concerted effort at training them. I just put them in the litterbox a few times and then they picked it up.

It's definitely not as demanding as housebreaking dogs.

 

[Funky Papa]

.

 

[FUME5]

Yeah, the last name means bold warrior so I'm pretty sure I get entrance on that alone.

 

[You Know Nothing]

.

Now you gon and done it.

Em's writing the Sansa/Margaery fanfic as I type.

 

[Funky Papa]

Now you gon and done it.

Em's writing the Sansa/Margaery fanfic as I type.

I wonder if Melisandre is peeking through the keyhole.

 

[You Know Nothing]

I wonder if Melisandre is peeking through the keyhole.

Obviously Melisandre and Dany are sexing in the next room.

Yara's peeking through the keyholes.

 

[ThoseDeafMutes]

notice how the ep without kings landing is so much better than the ones with.

Also, typing this with steam controller lol

 

[FUME5]

I'm liking this version of Valhalla.

 

[ThoseDeafMutes]

You're not a viking, you're Australian

I'm Norwegian and Swedish so I'm in, sucks to suck

Vikings raped and stole from my ancestors
I demand reparations for danegeld also

 

[WhereAreMahDragonz]

Now you gon and done it.

Em's writing the Sansa/Margaery fanfic as I type.

Title is "Northern Winds" tbh, the lesbian love story of the century

Edit: I'm titling it The Wolven Storm because I like copying the Witcher

 

[Chuckie]

Yeah, the last name means bold warrior so I'm pretty sure I get entrance on that alone.

I am son of the God of War, so I will get into Valhalla too...or rather Walhalla considering I am from the Germanic tribes.

 

[FloatOn]

Just had a dream about banging an Indian businesswoman

I blame this thread

 

[You Know Nothing]

Judge Holden in Blood Meridian is creepy af. He almost feels like something out of a Stephen King novel.

A personification of violence.

 

[FUME5]

The Old Thirsty Bastards shall have their thirst slaked for eternity.

 

[Transhuman]

Just had a dream about banging an Indian businesswoman

I blame this thread

One of my bosses is pregnant and I didn't realise hot pregnant women was a thing. She was hot before she got pregnant too though.

 

[Funky Papa]

Preggo fetishist?

Time to bail.

 

[You Know Nothing]

Preggo fetishist?

Time to bail.

I'm reminded of the Sam and Gilly sex scene in AFFC.

Although, she isn't pregnant when they have sex but Sam drinks her breast milk.

 

[Funky Papa]

 

[You Know Nothing]

I said the words, Sam thought again, but one of her nipples found its way between his lips. It was pink and hard and when he sucked on it her milk filled his mouth, mingling with the taste of rum, and he had never tasted anything so fine and sweet and good.

This is the same sex scene that gives us "fat pink mast" which was disgracefully not used in the show.

 

[Funky Papa]

SMELLS LIKE PUSSY

 

[Transhuman]

Preggo fetishist?

Time to bail.

I'm a hot person fetishist

 

[FUME5]

This is the same sex scene that gives us "fat pink mast" which was disgracefully not used in the show.

As a general rule of thumb, I don't read sex scenes. They either read like a car owners manual or are weird as fuck.

Fat pink mast.

 

[You Know Nothing]

SMELLS LIKE PUSSY

Bad pussy some might say.

As a general rule of thumb, I don't read sex scenes. They either read like a car owners manual or are weird as fuck.

Fat pink mast.

I'll read them but I honestly don't think I've ever read one that wasn't awkward in some way. Writing about sex in a sexy way seems almost impossible.

 

[Funky Papa]

As a general rule of thumb, I don't read sex scenes. They either read like a car owners manual or are weird as fuck.

Fat pink mast.

Frederick Forsyth is incredible at injecting awkward sex scenes in his novels.

There's this bit in The Fist of God (INNUENDO) in which a Lebanese escort unceremoniously buttplugs (with a well lubed "mid-sized vibrator") a drunk, nearly passed out Iraqi official while giving him a blowjob so she can extract critical information about Project Babylon from him.

The novel is a ponderous, high stakes spy drama set in the Middle East for well over a hundred pages. Then you turn to the next one and SURPRISE PROSTATE MASSAGE.

 

[jb1234]

Nothing like having the awkward "where are we going with this" talk with the fuck buddy. Why can't things stay the way they are?

(Because that would be too easy...)