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[WhereAreMahDragonz]

Vikings raped and stole from my ancestors
I demand reparations for danegeld also

Nothin I can do pal, talk to the next generation and try again

 

[You Know Nothing]

#never4get

Frederick Forsyth is incredible at injecting awkward sex scenes in his novels.

There's this bit in The Fist of God (INNUENDO) in which a Lebanese escort unceremoniously buttplugs (with a well lubed "mid-sized vibrator") a drunk, nearly passed out Iraqi official while giving him a blowjob so she can extract critical information about Project Babylon from him.

The novel is a ponderous, high stakes spy drama set in the Middle East for well over a hundred pages. Then you turn to the next one and SURPRISE PROSTATE MASSAGE.

:: adds to reading list ::

For the spy drama, not the prostate massage of course.

 

[FUME5]

Frederick Forsyth is incredible at injecting awkward sex scenes in his novels.

There's this bit in The Fist of God (INNUENDO) in which a Lebanese escort unceremoniously buttplugs (with a well lubed "mid-sized vibrator") a drunk, nearly passed out Iraqi official while giving him a blowjob so she can extract critical information about Project Babylon from him.

The novel is a ponderous, high stakes spy drama set in the Middle East for well over a hundred pages. Then you turn to the next one and SURPRISE PROSTATE MASSAGE.

Alrighty then.

 

[WhereAreMahDragonz]

It's 3 motherfucking am and it's almost 90 degrees

Help

 

[FUME5]

It's 3 motherfucking am and it's almost 90 degrees

Help

Damn.

Fan on full and icecubes in a bag.

 

[Symphonia]

One of my bosses is pregnant and I didn't realise hot pregnant women was a thing. She was hot before she got pregnant too though.

Preggo fetishist?

Time to bail.

Nah, bruh, the pregnant female form is a fine, fine thing. A work of art, you might say. A beautiful masterpiece. I've watched a fair few pregnant porn videos in the past.

 

[You Know Nothing]

What show should I binge now?

(when u realize u still haven't finished s3 of Hannibal or s2 of Better Call Saul)

 

[Jobbs]

 

[RobotNinjaHornets]

What show should I binge now?

(when u realize u still haven't finished s3 of Hannibal or s2 of Better Call Saul)

The Wire

 

[marrec]

 

[Funky Papa]

What show should I binge now?

(when u realize u still haven't finished s3 of Hannibal or s2 of Better Call Saul)

Get back to Hannibal.

 

[WhereAreMahDragonz]

What show should I binge now?

(when u realize u still haven't finished s3 of Hannibal or s2 of Better Call Saul)

Finish the 100 you fucknugget

You basically only have a season left, why start something new

 

[RobotNinjaHornets]

You're not allowed to complain about waking up Mr. I Have No Strict Work Hours

 

[You Know Nothing]

The Wire

I'm not ready for a five season commitment right now.

Get back to Hannibal.

I should but I don't remember where I left off, so I'll end up rewatching it all, and I wish I had just kept up with it when it was airing, but I was an idiot.

Finish the 100 you fucknugget

You basically only have a season left, why start something new

Hearing what a tire fire S3 turned into makes me not want to continue it.

 

[RobotNinjaHornets]

I'm not ready for a five season commitment right now.

 

[Funky Papa]

I should but I don't remember where I left off, so I'll end up rewatching it all, and I wish I had just kept up with it when it was airing, but I was an idiot.

Try the wikipedia episode list to freshen up your memory. Or The AV Club's. I went through the same phase since the first halve of S3 is kind of an artsy fartsy slog and dropped it for a while, but everything makes sense really fast. The second part is a breeze.

Hearing what a tire fire S3 turned into makes me not want to continue it.

I'm bummed enough not to give S4 a chance. It was that bad.

 

[WhereAreMahDragonz]

Hearing what a tire fire S3 turned into makes me not want to continue it.

It's OK I'll be here to suffer with u

I mean the first half is good if that means anything

Also do it for Clexa

 

[WhereAreMahDragonz]

Orrrrr if you prefer I just realized I have a 2h long Clexa supercut on my desktop I could bless you with

Don't ask how or why

 

[marrec]

Better wash it off first

 

[zeemumu]

Almost 4:30 in the morning and I can't sleep.

 

[WhereAreMahDragonz]

[Exasperated sigh]

 

[Chuckie]

Clexa sounds gross...like cloaca

 

[Funky Papa]

Clexa sounds gross...like cloaca

Both of them are pretty filthy. Their sheets probably smell of human musk.

 

[Jobbs]

Clexa sounds gross...like cloaca

sounds like an std tbh ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

 

[WhereAreMahDragonz]

Both of them are pretty filthy. Their sheets probably smell of human musk.

Don't lie, Lexa was so clean. Did u not see her shiny hair???

The fact that Clarke only showered after she died....bitch are u serious.............

 

[Funky Papa]

Don't lie, Lexa was so clean. Did u not see her shiny hair???

The fact that Clarke only showered after she died....bitch are u serious.............

Human raccoon. Prolly smelled like roadkill, tbh.

Every sex scene in The 100 triggers my gag reflex.

 

[RobotNinjaHornets]

It's always weird when I realise how long my hair's got

It's pretty fuckin' long right now

 

[WhereAreMahDragonz]

Human raccoon. Prolly smelled like roadkill, tbh.

Every sex scene in The 100 triggers my gag reflex.

There's no fucking way she smelled like roadkill

She was SURROUNDED by scented candles in every fucking scene she was in don't fight me on this

 

[Transhuman]

Human raccoon. Prolly smelled like roadkill, tbh.

Every sex scene in The 100 triggers my gag reflex.

"Oh no Clarke I have sand in my eye take me to an eye wash station"

"No Clarke that is a can of oil what are you doing Clarke stop"

"Clarke if I ever get killed don't forgive the person who did it pretty much instantly and cooperate with them"

 

[Funky Papa]

There's no fucking way she smelled like roadkill

She was SURROUNDED by scented candles in every fucking scene she was in don't fight me on this

To cover her ladystank.

 

[WhereAreMahDragonz]

To cover her ladystank.

NO, because she was a smol dramatic gay who appreciated the finer things in life

There's no way someone who doesn't bathe has hair that clean

 

[FUME5]

There's no fucking way she smelled like roadkill

She was SURROUNDED by scented candles in every fucking scene she was in don't fight me on this

Is she a candle?

Does here flame flicker in the wind while providing but a hint of its potential scent?

 

[Vazra]

Im up expecting it to be 10am and its just fucking nearly 8 am. Fuck off.

 

[WhereAreMahDragonz]

I won't tolerate this Lexa trash talking

Who wants to die first

 

[Funky Papa]

Not a bigger bastard in this universe.

 

[WhereAreMahDragonz]

I can't keep this avatar, I just saw someone else with it

Fuck me straight to hell

 

[RobotNinjaHornets]

NO, because she was a smol dramatic gay who appreciated the finer things in life

There's no way someone who doesn't bathe has hair that clean

That hair looks hella matted

 

[Jobbs]

GOT I know it's been brought up but

Spoiler

why didn't that stupid idiot Rickon run erratically or zig zag? at some point the marksmanship for everything to go according to plan becomes comical tbh

 

[You Know Nothing]

Not a bigger bastard in this universe.

I'd murder this fucker in his sleep.

 

[WhereAreMahDragonz]

That hair looks hella matted

Are u sure

 

[You Know Nothing]

SCALDING.

 

[RobotNinjaHornets]

Are u sure

Ok well there it doesn't

In the other photo it does though

 

[FloatOn]

GOT I know it's been brought up but

Spoiler

why didn't that stupid idiot Rickon run erratically or zig zag? at some point the marksmanship for everything to go according to plan becomes comical tbh

you are probably underestimating the stress in that situation.

everyone says shit like this btw. especially in horror movies "so and so should have just ______" it's like no shit, but people are flawed and it's really easy for you to say that when you are not getting chased by a masked killer or have a fucking war ready to happen behind you.

suspend disbelief for one god damn second. it's just entertainment.

 

[WhereAreMahDragonz]

Ok well there it doesn't

In the other photo it does though

It's also braided to hell in the other one, it's not actually matted it just looks like it.

 

[Chuckie]

It's also braided to hell in the other one, it's not actually matted it just looks like it.

Latest season spoilers!

Spoiler

It is matted now though

 

[RobotNinjaHornets]

Fuck the new Direct Hit album is so good

Album of the year is going to be fucking hard as shit to decide this year, christ

It's also braided to hell in the other one, it's not actually matted it just looks like it.

I did only say it looked hella matted therefore I'm still right woo go me

*cough*

 

[trab pu kcip]

Lexa smelled of rainbows and scented oil.
Yara most definitely reeks though. the whole Iron Islands looked kinda smelly tbh

 

[RobotNinjaHornets]

Lexa smelled of rainbows and scented oil.
Yara most definitely reeks though. the whole Iron Islands looked kinda smelly tbh

Trab have you listened to the new Direct Hit because you totally should it's rad

 

[FUME5]

Lexa smelled of rainbows and scented oil.
Yara most definitely reeks though. the whole Iron Islands looked kinda smelly tbh

Hahahaa

 

[WhereAreMahDragonz]

Latest season spoilers!

Spoiler

It is matted now though