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FakeGAF 7: The Dark Thirst Rises

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Since you don't have homosexual tendencies you shouldn't worry.

::reminiscences about PE in high school::

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Misha

Banned
I lived in McKeesport off Orchard for 2 years and never had no trouble. As long as you lock your car and lock your apartment to keep out the petty thieves you'll be fine, nobody is out there in Pittsburgh shooting random girls even in the highest crime areas, just stay out of that world and you'll be fine.

I mean, you aren't moving to McKeesport or Homewood or Wilkinsburg right?

i'm looking at bellevue, brighton heights, perry north etc. that area thats not quite proper north side but a bit north
a coworker said something like she wouldn't let any of her kids live in bellevue after seeing what its like and thats why my parents are suddenly concerned. they said something about people being shot and stuff and my dad said not to look at crime statistics and its better to get opinions of people living in the neighborhood (which is weirdly opposite of what he'd normally say)
 

marrec

Banned
i'm looking at bellevue, brighton heights, perry north etc. that area thats not quite proper north side but a bit north
a coworker said something like she wouldn't let any of her kids live in bellevue after seeing what its like and thats why my parents are suddenly concerned. they said something about people being shot and stuff and my dad said not to look at crime statistics and its better to get opinions of people living in the neighborhood (which is weirdly opposite of what he'd normally say)

I'd say that's pretty good advice if you're worried about the crime in an area, but those neighborhoods aren't crazy and you'd absolutely be fine. If you aren't buying drugs or in a gang or making a living via petty theft you'll probably not get shot.
 

Funky Papa

FUNK-Y-PPA-4
Game crashes on the official stream
Wii U version allegedly runs like ass
People playing the DRM free version having issues with the game saving.
"It's better than nothing" and talk about how there are not many sidecrollers out there while people have linked Megaman Clones and Kirby latest game among other things.

They just keep giving. Let me go read more of the posts in the OT
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Don't forget the whole mess with people not getting proper keys or at all.

This isn't even amateur hour.
 
I legit have watched the live session Place de la République video three times in a row now I'm stuck in a loop. :-|

Je sais, ton cœur est habité
Par une ou d'autres filles qui t'ont marqué
Moi je suis moins forte que les autres
Mais j'espère tant te manquer, tant me démarquer

Et je ne sais plus si tu en vaux la peine
C'est plutôt dur d'en être certaine
Et quand tu seras à la Porte des Ternes
Ce soir, ne m'oublie pas


Je pleure chaque fois.
 

Misha

Banned
I'd say that's pretty good advice if you're worried about the crime in an area, but those neighborhoods aren't crazy and you'd absolutely be fine. If you aren't buying drugs or in a gang or making a living via petty theft you'll probably not get shot.

the issue with listening to people is they don't have any consistent metric of crime. "dangerous" could mean had car broken into once and it was the only time that ever happened in the neighborhood or even worse, it could mean they saw *gasp* black people walking around the neighborhood

also "probably" isn't good enough for a parent. :\
 

Symphonia

Banned
My future wives - each marriage is destined to end in divorce, this is me, after all - are Yhivi, Melissa May, Naomi Woods, Dani Daniels, and Lucy Shiloh. Feel free to Google each one, but they are very NSFW.
 
tinderhockeyguy just told me that he's pretty turned on by my last two pics because he thinks they looked strict. then he asked me if I was okay with that.
like...uhm...can't really do much about it I guess?!



also Lili! Lili! I need you. did you see ep 12 yet? :(
 

Jobbs

Banned
My future wives - each marriage is destined to end in divorce, this is me, after all - are Yhivi, Melissa May, Naomi Woods, Dani Daniels, and Lucy Shiloh. Feel free to Google each one, but they are very NSFW.

I want to be supportive of your marriage, man, but this is rough


tinderhockeyguy just told me that he's pretty turned on by my last two pics because he thinks they looked strict. then he asked me if I was okay with that.
like...uhm...can't really do much about it I guess?!

Sounds like a dumbass thing to say so soon. Unless you're just looking for a hookup (which you don't seem to be), I say nuke him
 

Misha

Banned
tinderhockeyguy just told me that he's pretty turned on by my last two pics because he thinks they looked strict. then he asked me if I was okay with that.
like...uhm...can't really do much about it I guess?!



also Lili! Lili! I need you. did you see ep 12 yet? :(

wait... hockey

canadian?
 

marrec

Banned
the issue with listening to people is they don't have any consistent metric of crime. "dangerous" could mean had car broken into once and it was the only time that ever happened in the neighborhood or even worse, it could mean they saw *gasp* black people walking around the neighborhood

also "probably" isn't good enough for a parent. :\

Well, it depends. Most people who live in the place will likely tell you it's not as bad as the statistics or news make it out to be. Most people who live there probably haven't had anything bad happen to them, you don't want a consistent metric of crime, you want actual experiences and mostly to meet the actual people.

Anywhere you move closer to the actual city you're going to get increased crime statistically, but that's due to numerous factors that won't have much to do with a woman moving out on her own making a life of it.

Also, I've found that these neighborhoods are usually the most accepting and friendly. Lived in McKeesport and was super friendly with neighbors and locals, moved to Baldwin and everyone was stuffy and WASPy and judgey. So take that as you will.

Je sais, ton cœur est habité
Par une ou d'autres filles qui t'ont marqué
Moi je suis moins forte que les autres
Mais j'espère tant te manquer, tant me démarquer


Et je ne sais plus si tu en vaux la peine
C'est plutôt dur d'en être certaine
Et quand tu seras à la Porte des Ternes
Ce soir, ne m'oublie pas


Je pleure chaque fois.

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marrec

Banned
tinderhockeyguy just told me that he's pretty turned on by my last two pics because he thinks they looked strict. then he asked me if I was okay with that.
like...uhm...can't really do much about it I guess?!

Dude's probing, he's into some funky stuff, wants you to punish him I'd bet. He's on Tinder for light BDSM hookups.

Or he's just kinda awkward.

Either or
 

Jobbs

Banned
Dude's probing, he's into some funky stuff, wants you to punish him I'd bet. He's on Tinder for light BDSM hookups.

Or he's just kinda awkward.

Either or

Trab doesn't want dumbass little boys or random hookups (as far as I know) so garbage bin IMO
 

Xiao Hu

Member
tinderhockeyguy just told me that he's pretty turned on by my last two pics because he thinks they looked strict. then he asked me if I was okay with that.
like...uhm...can't really do much about it I guess?!

Send him a pic of your big black clock for a delightful wanking session.
 

Funky Papa

FUNK-Y-PPA-4
Manuel was my name in spanish class FYI

Also I don't know who that is but it look slike a porn thing again

Y.

On that account, don't google my waifu Silvia Rubi*. She may trigger your funky hair/tat fetish.

*she's actually nice in person.

**so I've heard.
 

Misha

Banned
Well, it depends. Most people who live in the place will likely tell you it's not as bad as the statistics or news make it out to be. Most people who live there probably haven't had anything bad happen to them, you don't want a consistent metric of crime, you want actual experiences and mostly to meet the actual people.

Anywhere you move closer to the actual city you're going to get increased crime statistically, but that's due to numerous factors that won't have much to do with a woman moving out on her own making a life of it.

Also, I've found that these neighborhoods are usually the most accepting and friendly. Lived in McKeesport and was super friendly with neighbors and locals, moved to Baldwin and everyone was stuffy and WASPy and judgey. So take that as you will.

you're going to have to poll a lot of people to get an accurate description of what its like. all it takes is one crime for it to get a reputation with people and on the other side, its completely possible to have no issues in a heavy crime area.

so far around those areas we've heard from three groups of people. that person at work who thinks its unfit to live, cousins who go to church there and aren't afraid to let their (preteen) children to walk to the store and such, and my friend who hasn't had any issues.

also i actually went to the neighborhoods and some of the areas are very well kept and the worst doesn't get particularly bad looking. from what i saw they were very quiet with the occasional person doing yardwork.


tho the main reason its bugging me is probably because everytime i make efforts to something it feels like my parents go out of their way to discredit it in some way. i know its more trying to help by making sure everything is covered but its partially why i never get anything done. there always seems to be a concern about why whatever is not up to par
 

marrec

Banned
tho the main reason its bugging me is probably because everytime i make efforts to something it feels like my parents go out of their way to discredit it in some way. i know its more trying to help by making sure everything is covered but its partially why i never get anything done. there always seems to be a concern about why whatever is not up to par

How much say do your parents have in where you eventually move too?

BTW that person at work who thinks it's unfit to live in probably doesn't know shit about the area and is just looking down their nose.
 

Misha

Banned
How much say do your parents have in where you eventually move too?

BTW that person at work who thinks it's unfit to live in probably doesn't know shit about the area and is just looking down their nose.

none in theory. just emotionally i have difficulty separating their opinion from my decisions (hence me trying to justify my opinion here)

they had a kid live there or something. according to my dad her one son is a druggie or something so idk(not even sure if that was relevant, just what i was told).
 
wait... hockey

canadian?
German from what I can tell but yeah..hockey!! :0
I want to be supportive of your marriage, man, but this is rough





Sounds like a dumbass thing to say so soon. Unless you're just looking for a hookup (which you don't seem to be), I say nuke him
but but hockey :`(
Dude's probing, he's into some funky stuff, wants you to punish him I'd bet. He's on Tinder for light BDSM hookups.

Or he's just kinda awkward.

Either or
I specifically stated "no fuckboys" what else can I do :(
Send him a pic of your big black clock for a delightful wanking session.
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what do I respond tho? :0
 
My future wives - each marriage is destined to end in divorce, this is me, after all - are Yhivi, Melissa May, Naomi Woods, Dani Daniels, and Lucy Shiloh. Feel free to Google each one, but they are very NSFW.

That is the incorrect Naomi W---s

Naomi Watts yo!

Wait was Naomi Watts cast in the new series of Twin Peaks? I feel like that's a thing that happened
 

Jobbs

Banned
German from what I can tell but yeah..hockey!! :0

but but hockey :`(

If you just want to see if he's fun then go for it

But if I was on tinder looking to learn about someone and form a connection I wouldn't open with "I got all hard to your pics bro"

Also no one into sports is a fuckboy so maybe you're safe
 
If you just want to see if he's fun then go for it

But if I was on tinder looking to learn about someone and form a connection I wouldn't open with "I got all hard to your pics bro"

Also no one into sports is a fuckboy so maybe you're safe

lol ah man you're probably right.
man this is gettin real frustrating.
 

Misha

Banned
German from what I can tell but yeah..hockey!! :0

but but hockey :`(

what do I respond tho? :0
personally i'd either(assuming you already decided to respond) say make a joke (oh thats only in the case of blahblahblah) or well make a joke but do it in more of a roleplay-y way (like don't give him permission to say that or something)

depends on what you're looking for

Also no one into sports is a fuckboy so maybe you're safe

that sarcasm tho
 

marrec

Banned
what do I respond tho? :0

How tf do you even respond to that tho?

You could go about it a few ways depending on what you want outta this, no fuckboys so no hookups, so just ask him what he means by "strict".

Like does he want someone "strict" cause he's into freaky stuff? Why's he bringing up freaky stuff if you specifically mentioned no fuckboys?

I dunno that's what I'd do but I don't Tinder and would probably suck at it.

(Not that being into freaky stuff is a problem, I'm into it a bit myself, but dude needs to get his priorities straight asap)
 

marrec

Banned
Like, I'm going to go on Tinder and match up with people and open with:

"I like your pictures, you look very severe and sturdy, is that okay?"

and see what responses I get.

How is "strict" a compliment in any way unless you're into BDSM?
 

Jobbs

Banned
I'm going to go on Tinder and tell every match that I'm looking at their pics and I'm rock hard

I'm guessing it'll lead to long term relationships
 
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