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What a very...English joke
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What a very...English joke
EDIT: WELP THE TOP OF THIS PAGE MAKES NO SENSE
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JAAAAKE imu <3 thx.
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Welcome back, bae. <3_<3
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OTP reunion <3
I joined a bit lttp there but I'm still gonna contribute, anyway.
I'll probably end up having the most posts in the thread.
Which felt like 2013 which felt like 2012. :/
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We're getting old.
My knee problems started ages ago.
Currently second in post count after the OP. :negman:
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nnnnnnn, must resist urge to make a prostate joke.
Make it!
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I don't usually mind my doctor being so tongue in cheek...
Just not when I'm having my prostate examined.
Just not when I'm having my prostate examined.
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Only if "Tolkien collection" is a euphemism for "thick dick."
Judging by this pic, he looks tall and big, fisting would be very painful. But if you're a power bottom, more power to you!!
Remember how I had a thing for a girl in my calc class back in the summer? Saw her today after I sat down at Starbucks to nom a sausage & egg breakfast sandwich. Sitting diagonally across from me. Made eye contact for like .5 seconds and then she abruptly looked away. Damn, what's her problem? I didn't do anything!
Just go to her and talk to her? Like, "hello, how are you?"
Dat bald head though... umph :3
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Judging by this pic, he looks tall and big, fisting would be very painful. But if you're a power bottom, more power to you!!
I've actually never been fisted, and I'm not about to start now. Dicks and fingers are enough for me.
What do you say to someone who said they're not interested in dating, and then basically started ignoring you? Pretty clear she doesn't wanna acknowledge my existence lol. Even then, all I did was casually ask her to coffee over the phone (call, not text). >.> I ended up dropping the calc class for personal reasons, and then she never replied to either of the two texts I sent her after that. Not that she was good with replying to texts, anyway.
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Also, tongues. I forgot tongues. Tongues are the greatest.
She's tsundere for you, breh.
She's tsundere for you, breh.
She's clearly not interested then. Well you know as they say, there's plenty of fish in the sea.
Pretty sure she was talking to/sitting across from one of my lab partners from my chemistry class from last semester (same shoes, posture, hair). That made me LOL. What are the chances, huh? Weird shit.
Yip, but damn I thought we hit off pretty well, even as just friends. Oh wells.
It happens.
Very often to me
It's become a joke at this point
more like 90% of the
I was told I was good looking :c
Well, they obviously lied on that part.
But I'm charismatic!
When I want to be
Hmmm... something went wrong then. Did you give her the look?
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Nope. D:
W-was I supposed to? That look says "Babe, I'm gonna murder you with an axe," to me.
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It would fit. Never forget that recent study that said men who take selfies are more likely to be psychopaths.
Brb, getting ready to to murder someone.
Brb, getting ready to to murder someone.
ANSWER ME CLEARLY, DAMMIT!
I never take selfies but I am pretty deranged.
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Okay, Kevin. I'm going to give you the secret to success.
You see, it puts the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again. Now go forth.
I also put lotion on my skin so I'm not dried out and crusty looking (my skin def. ain't thirsty)? I don't get it.
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Buffalo Bill... was he on The Simpsons at any point? And is that a horror movie? If so, fuck no.
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That would be Sideshow Bob you're thinking of.
And yeah it is a horror movie. Anthony Hopkins as Hannibal Lecter, breh.
Would you fuck me? I'd fuck me.
That's Buffalo Bill.
The music is so good
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