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FakeGAF Book 4: A Game of Thirst
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You Know Nothing
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Just as I became real. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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Go in. When will PopGAF?
Funky Papa
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I just checked my pantry and noticed that I've run out of my precious beer preserve.
I didn't remember that I finished it last Sunday with some buttery croissant. And now I'm sad.
I didn't remember that I finished it last Sunday with some buttery croissant. And now I'm sad.
You Know Nothing
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I'm attempting to read at least 50 books this year. I've read two already, and I'm about to finish a third. I'm also already one book ahead of schedule. This will be cake. #nerd
I need to get into alcoholic preserves.
Side note, croissants are the only good thing France ever did for the world.
I need to get into alcoholic preserves.
Side note, croissants are the only good thing France ever did for the world.
How do you do it?
Funky Papa
FUNK-Y-PPA-4
Not that hard if you have the time/put other hobbies aside.
Back in high school I used to read around one book per week.
Edit: I guess you also need to be a fast reader.
Reading books makes me fall asleep. My short attention span doesn't help either. I:
You Know Nothing
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I have a completely average reading speed. 210WPM last I checked.
Most books that I read tend to take three to four days max.
Most books that I read tend to take three to four days max.
I thought you posted a picture of jenkem for a second there.
Funky Papa
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how could you do this to me omg my entire gaf existence has been a lie
Take easy classes like Nutrition 101.
I think they'd catch on. I'm just gonna work my ass off.
Better get off GAF!
You Know Nothing
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Oh my god, no. You're hot. Scandinavian genes win again. I hate GAF. :negman:
Funky Papa
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I know I'm going to have to build a new computer just to play Cyberpunk whenever it comes out
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You Know Nothing
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Join the console plebs instead.
But yeah, I'm excited for Witcher 3. But damn, Cyberpunk is going to be the GOAT. I can feel it. Can't wait until Witcher 3 is out, so they can fully focus on it.
But yeah, I'm excited for Witcher 3. But damn, Cyberpunk is going to be the GOAT. I can feel it. Can't wait until Witcher 3 is out, so they can fully focus on it.
ThoseDeafMutes
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Look at this basic gamer who doesn't have a haswell CPU and a 970GTX.
Chuckie
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Ari = hawt! <3
You Know Nothing
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My genes don't win at hair tho
Thx beb <3<3<3
You rock that haircut tho. 5real, bae.
Love yourself!
He probably doesn't even have dual monitors. A basic bitch in every sense.
Nerdkiller
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Oh god, this again. *thuds head onto table*
You Know Nothing
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I'll never let it die. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Funky Papa
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I only have a single monitor and it's not even that good
Cheap OLED, save us from this misery.
Cheap OLED, save us from this misery.
You Know Nothing
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http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=967940
Thread is 3spooky5me.
The Taman Shud case is so baffling. Not saying aliens killed him. But it was probably aliens.
Thread is 3spooky5me.
The Taman Shud case is so baffling. Not saying aliens killed him. But it was probably aliens.
You Know Nothing
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That was always very obvious... Biology 101 >.>
Funky Papa
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Toldja.
Fake edit: Dar peer reviewed first reply.
Actual edit: Oh, the profound knowledge of the female anatomy exhibited by some posters there.
You Know Nothing
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This is GAF tho. Let's not forget an alarming number of people here don't seem to know even basic hygiene let alone basic biology.
The female ejaculation truthers are out in full force.
Funky Papa
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I can't handle all these compliments!
Shit. Nosleep2nite
That first reply.
Funky Papa
FUNK-Y-PPA-4
Funky Papa's first sex advice column is now available on the shelves. Bring your girlfriends for an empirical demonstration.
Next issue: Circumcision.
Next issue: Circumcision.
You Know Nothing
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If I give anymore, things could become Lewd
Educate them.
Circumcision threads always get too heated and everyone catches feelings. If it's about dick, it's personal I guess.
You Know Nothing
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My GAF thread rules:
1) Never enter a circumcision thread
2) Never enter a tipping thread
3) Never enter an abortion thread
In all three instances, you're guaranteed to encounter a bunch of people who will do nothing except piss you off.
1) Never enter a circumcision thread
2) Never enter a tipping thread
3) Never enter an abortion thread
In all three instances, you're guaranteed to encounter a bunch of people who will do nothing except piss you off.
RobotNinjaHornets
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For me add:
4) Never enter a thread which could have anything to do with PopGAF
5) Never enter a Spider-Man thread because most people are so wrong forever
You Know Nothing
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I should also add
4) Never enter a minimum wage thread. It's all clearly about bootstraps, y'all. Some people can be borderline sociopaths I swear.
I LIKE RAIMI SPIDERMAN, AND YOU CAN'T DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT.
More of those need to be made for male celebrities. #equality
4) Never enter a minimum wage thread. It's all clearly about bootstraps, y'all. Some people can be borderline sociopaths I swear.
I LIKE RAIMI SPIDERMAN, AND YOU CAN'T DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT.
More of those need to be made for male celebrities. #equality
Funky Papa
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We need a Fergie one.
RobotNinjaHornets
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To be honest, the majority of political threads are going to annoy me, as someone pretty fucking left wing. Also crime threads. Crime threads are ugh.
YES I CAN. I CAN SAY YOU ARE A BAD MAN. STOP BEING BAD, BAD MAN.
LOL, no.
You Know Nothing
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