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[ThoseDeafMutes]

Well done son

 

[Turin]

OTP reunion <3

Hey. We were almost OTP.

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I just couldn't get it up.

Hmmm... something went wrong then. Did you give her the look?

edit: like this

...

Buffalo Bill ring any bells? GO WATCH SILENCE OF THE LAMBS THIS INSTANT!

Anyone who hasn't seen Silence of the Lambs(and then the show) is making bad life-decisions.

 

[BlueBadger]

Hey. We were almost OTP.

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I just couldn't get it up.

Welp.

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PM me when you can. :3

 

[Clydefrog]

lettuce cabbage carrots and SAUCE!

 

[Turin]

Welp.

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PM me when you can. :3

 

[You Know Nothing]

Welp.

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PM me when you can. :3

You should see the cock monster he's PM'd me.

lettuce cabbage carrots and SAUCE!

Aka a salad.

Or maybe not because you said sauce and not dressing. Hell, I don't know. I just woke up. Leave me alone.

 

[Turin]

You should see the cock monster he's PM'd me.

A favor for a favor.

I could almost taste that delicious

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chicken ceasar wrap.

<3

 

[BlueBadger]

You should see the cock monster he's PM'd me.

His anaconda does.

 

[Risgroo]

Badger just swoops in and steals all the guys ITT, hah!

 

[You Know Nothing]

His theme song.

God this whole album is still so good nearly a decade later.

 

[Risgroo]

Yooo it's been so long since I listened to that #choon. Gonna blast it at the gym later.

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I'm replying to the same people here and in RPJ, help.

 

[You Know Nothing]

Yes, get wet.

 

[Turin]

Gina Carano.

 

[Risgroo]

Yes, get wet.

 

[You Know Nothing]

This gif is perfect.

I will most likely be drankin' wine tn.

 

[Windam]

Anyone who hasn't seen Silence of the Lambs(and then the show) is making bad life-decisions.

I spend all my time correcting ignorance in Tolkien threads.

 

[Turin]

I spend all my time correcting ignorance in Tolkien threads.

 

[RobotNinjaHornets]

I spend all my time correcting ignorance in Tolkien threads.

Man

That's awful

You didn't even pick something good to correct people about

 

[You Know Nothing]

Man

That's awful

You didn't even pick something good to correct people about

Shots fired.

I kind of want to give LotR another chance because I do like the films. But man, all I remember from my last attempt to read the books is I gave up out of sheer boredom.

 

[Windam]

Man

That's awful

You didn't even pick something good to correct people about

I don't care for the opinions of someone who doesn't like Raimi's Spider-Man 1 and 2. Hmph!

Shots fired.

I kind of want to give LotR another chance because I do like the films. But man, all I remember from my last attempt to read the books is I gave up out of sheer boredom.

If you can sit through reading A Song of Ice and Fire and Martin's terrible writing style and obsession with wieners, you can read LotR.

 

[You Know Nothing]

Have you ever read The Riftwar Saga, Kevin? It's really good. Quite LotR-ish but with some of ASoIaF's more grounded political intrigue thrown in as well.

If you can sit through reading A Song of Ice and Fire and Martin's terrible writing style and obsession with wieners, you can read LotR.

Stop describing Tolkien. Except replace obsession with wieners with obsession with scenery.

 

[Turin]

I think I'm the only one in this thread who likes both.

Also, it feels so weird when I see someone else with my old avatar.

 

[Windam]

Have you ever read The Riftwar Saga, Kevin? It's really good. Quite LotR-ish but with some of ASoIaF's more grounded political intrigue thrown in as well.

Stop describing Tolkien. Except replace obsession with wieners with obsession with scenery.

Nope, never even heard of it.

And aha... you think you are so creative and original, but guess what? YOU'RE NOT!!!!!!!!!

 

[You Know Nothing]

Nope, never even heard of it.

Well, get into it!

 

[Kevyt]

Well, get into it!

Three more books for me!

 

[Risgroo]

This gif is perfect.

I will most likely be drankin' wine tn.

I'm just posting f1 stuff to get you watch it, and support the DREAM

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Y

TEAM.

Bonus: Happy car on the left

 

[You Know Nothing]

I'm just posting f1 stuff to get you watch it, and support the DREAM

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Y

TEAM.

Bonus: Happy car on the left

#swoon #teamspitroast

 

[BlueBadger]

Badger just swoops in and steals all the guys ITT, hah!

His theme song.

God this whole album is still so good nearly a decade later.

Maneater?! ;_;

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I was aiming for man swallower.

 

[Windam]

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I was aiming for man swallower.

lawd

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wouldn't it be more accurate to say "potential child swallower"?

 

[BlueBadger]

lawd

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wouldn't it be more accurate to say "potential child swallower"?

Is this a reference to what I think it is? ;_____;

 

[You Know Nothing]

lawd

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wouldn't it be more accurate to say "potential child swallower"?

That sounds so wrong on so many different levels.

But because the risk of conception from gay sex is exactly 0%, I don't think the term could really apply. It only works with the breeders.

 

[Windam]

Is this a reference to what I think it is? ;_____;

That sounds so wrong on so many different levels.

But because the risk of conception from gay sex is exactly 0%, I don't think the term could really apply. It only works with the breeders.

It took me a while to word it in a way that didn't sound like anything illegal. :/

And fak u man, what if one of the dudes has ovaries and his butt leads to it? Huh?

 

[You Know Nothing]

It took me a while to word it in a way that didn't sound like anything illegal. :/

And fak u man, what if one of the dudes has ovaries and his butt leads to it? Huh?

Then it still doesn't matter unless he has a uterus too!

 

[Windam]

Then it still doesn't matter unless he has a uterus too!

He's got a peen and testes, but has the inner reproductive system of a woman, fully functional. Everything in and out through the butt.

 

[You Know Nothing]

He's got a peen and testes, but has the inner reproductive system of a woman, fully functional. Everything in and out through the butt.

You've got a good basis here for a male pregnancy fanfic.

Time to write it.

 

[Turin]

I don't even know what's going on right now.....

 

[Windam]

You've got a good basis here for a male pregnancy fanfic.

Time to write it.

Sonic and Shrek are madly in love and trying to conceive, but there's trouble brewing in both Mobotropolis and Shrek's Swamp... Sonic's greatest rival, and his mirror image, Shadow is back in town, and he's none too pleased that the Blue Blur has won the handsome ogre's favour...

 

[Kevyt]

I don't even know what's going on right now.....

Lewd talk.

 

[You Know Nothing]

Sonic and Shrek are madly in love and trying to conceive, but there's trouble brewing in both Mobotropolis and Shrek's Swamp... Sonic's greatest rival, and his mirror image, Shadow is back in town, and he's none too pleased that the Blue Blur has won the handsome ogre's favour...

Title: It's All Ogre Now

 

[Windam]

Title: It's All Ogre Now

Ogre Me Softly

 

[Risgroo]

Who gets pregnant, Shrek or Sonic?
Does Shrek have ovaries ogre-ies?

 

[Windam]

Who gets pregnant, Shrek or Sonic?
Does Shrek have ovaries ogre-ies?

You'll just have to buy my book and see! I'll be using Amazon's self-publish thing.

 

[Kevyt]

You'll just have to buy my book and see! I'll be using Amazon's self-publish thing.

New York Times Best Seller.

 

[You Know Nothing]

All quality.

[edit]:
Bonus:

 

[Risgroo]

You'll just have to buy my book and see! I'll be using Amazon's self-publish thing.

What are you going to spend your billions on?

 

[Funky Papa]

Incredible.

 

[You Know Nothing]

What are you going to spend your billions on?

An army of Real Dolls™ obviously.

 

[Risgroo]

Uuuughhh, I'm trying to resist going to the store for some chocolate/chips/donuts/fattystuff, but now I can't stop thinking about it. HELP

 

[Kevyt]

All quality.

[edit]:
Bonus:

Now I'm intrigued. I wanna read them.

 

[You Know Nothing]

Uuuughhh, I'm trying to resist going to the store for some chocolate/chips/donuts/fattystuff, but now I can't stop thinking about it. HELP

Only one solution.

Buy chocolate covered chips and doughnuts.