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FakeGAF Book 4: A Game of Thirst

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You Know Nothing

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My fantasy fell into something trewwwwwwww
He put a spell on me under the moonlight
And I knewwwwwwwwww
Now I can't stop thinking about that
He tasted like a cherry pop pop pop
Che-cherry che-cherry pop pop pop
Che-cherry che-cherry pop

Last night we made out
Then we saw the blackout
But it tasted like a cherry pop pop pop
When I look into in his eyes
All I see is paradise
You're tasty like a cherry pop pop pop
Never felt like this before
I just want more
Che-cherry che-cherry pop pop pop pop

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Kevyt

Member
You Know Nothing said:
My fantasy fell into something trewwwwwwww
He put a spell on me under the moonlight
And I knewwwwwwwwww
Now I can't stop thinking about that
He tasted like a cherry pop pop pop
Che-cherry che-cherry pop pop pop
Che-cherry che-cherry pop

Last night we made out
Then we saw the blackout
But it tasted like a cherry pop pop pop
When I look into in his eyes
All I see is paradise
You're tasty like a cherry pop pop pop
Never felt like this before
I just want more
Che-cherry che-cherry pop pop pop pop

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Where's that from?
 
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Funky Papa

FUNK-Y-PPA-4
You Know Nothing said:
My fantasy fell into something trewwwwwwww
He put a spell on me under the moonlight
And I knewwwwwwwwww
Now I can't stop thinking about that
He tasted like a cherry pop pop pop
Che-cherry che-cherry pop pop pop
Che-cherry che-cherry pop

Last night we made out
Then we saw the blackout
But it tasted like a cherry pop pop pop
When I look into in his eyes
All I see is paradise
You're tasty like a cherry pop pop pop
Never felt like this before
I just want more
Che-cherry che-cherry pop pop pop pop

ibaGVLQjOYjgJl.gif
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Reminds me of those Russian hardcore porn music videos.
 
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Turin

Banned
You Know Nothing said:
Lmao, how asinine. Banning yoga pants and nudity. And giving cops carte blanche to arrest whoever they feel is dressed too provocatively. What could possibly go wrong?

"Party of small government" my ass.
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Only "small" when money is concerned. The only legit libertarian on the right that a sane person might have considered voting for has been relentlessly shunned by most of the party.
 
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Funky Papa

FUNK-Y-PPA-4
Talking about Romanian queens, there's this huge, turbogay Romanian bodybuilder that trains with his SMOLDERING, tiny sister at my local gym.

She has an ass like a flan, I swear.
 
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You Know Nothing

Member
Marina & the Diamonds - Savages

One man can build a bomb
Another run a race
To save somebody's life and have it blow it up in his face
I'm not the only one who finds it hard to understand
I'm not afraid of God
I am afraid of man

Funky Papa said:
Talking about Romanian queens, there's this huge, turbogay Romanian bodybuilder that trains with her SMOLDERING, tiny sister at my local gym.

She has an ass like a flan, I swear.
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I'm cracking up at "turbogay" and I don't know why.
 
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Kevyt

Member
Funky Papa said:
Talking about Romanian queens, there's this huge, turbogay Romanian bodybuilder that trains with her SMOLDERING, tiny sister at my local gym.

She has an ass like a flan, I swear.
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Turbogay? lol

Is he flamboyant or something?

I feel terrible for asking that question.
 
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Funky Papa

FUNK-Y-PPA-4
HippieHobo said:
Turbogay? lol

Is he flamboyant or something?

I feel terrible for asking that question.
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Dude is a massive manmountain with bleached hair and the queerest demanour. She's a (fit as all hell) tiny sexpot with jet black hair and a mousy nose. They train together. It's like they amplify each other's presence.

You Know Nothing said:
New Florence music alert.

Get into What Kind of Man and be blessed.
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I cannot believe I'll be watching her live in a few months.

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You Know Nothing

Member
Funky Papa said:
Dude is a massive manmountain with bleached hair and the queerest demanour. She's a (fit as all hell) tiny sexpot with jet black hair and a mousy nose. They train together. It's like they amplify each other's presence.
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Ew bleached hair. TRASH.

Manmountain with a beard would probably be up my alley. As long as his muscles aren't disgustingly large. There's a limit!

Funky Papa said:
I cannot believe I'll be watching her live in a few months.
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Slé.
 
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Funky Papa

FUNK-Y-PPA-4
I think I saw him once with his natural hair and a short beard, but that was a long time ago.

As for the body, he's a bit over 2 metres tall (6.9 or whereabouts) and built like a Turkish oil wrestler (I'll let you Google that).
 
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zeemumu

Member
What good is a TAME 50 Shades of Grey movie?

And look at these people that they're interviewing, tryin' to act like they actually cared about what was going on in the book.
 
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You Know Nothing

Member
Pope says people who don't have children are selfish. Didn't he just say the other week that people shouldn't breed like rabbits?

Make up your mind, breh. God must be suffering a major identity crisis right now. Sending him all these mixed messages and shit.
 
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Kevyt

Member
You Know Nothing said:
Pope says people who don't have children are selfish. Didn't he just say the other week that people shouldn't breed like rabbits?

Make up your mind, breh. God must be suffering a major identity crisis right now. Sending him all these mixed messages and shit.
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The pope gonna pope. I used to like him at first. Not anymore.
 
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zeemumu

Member
I found a stand generator.

windam's stand is Echoing Light, capable of negating lasers! Rank: EX

you know nothing's stand is Hanged Light, capable of killing cars! Rank: E+

Turin's stand is Balls of Supervisor, capable of storing/releasing victories! Rank: C-

Funky Papa's stand is Moon Dry, capable of creating repulsion! Rank: F

Tiddums's stand is Wheel of Pink, capable of eating sound! Rank: C+
 
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Windam

Scaley member
zeemumu said:
I found a stand generator.

windam's stand is Echoing Light, capable of negating lasers! Rank: EX

you know nothing's stand is Hanged Light, capable of killing cars! Rank: E+

Turin's stand is Balls of Supervisor, capable of storing/releasing victories! Rank: C-

Funky Papa's stand is Moon Dry, capable of creating repulsion! Rank: F

Tiddums's stand is Wheel of Pink, capable of eating sound! Rank: C+
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The Dark Lord™© approves.
 
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Funky Papa

FUNK-Y-PPA-4
HippieHobo said:
It won the PK. Dick award so it must be good.

Edit: and a Hugo award finalist... O:
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He's pretty good, but he's no Carlton Mellick III.

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zeemumu said:
I found a stand generator.

windam's stand is Echoing Light, capable of negating lasers! Rank: EX

you know nothing's stand is Hanged Light, capable of killing cars! Rank: E+

Turin's stand is Balls of Supervisor, capable of storing/releasing victories! Rank: C-

Funky Papa's stand is Moon Dry, capable of creating repulsion! Rank: F

Tiddums's stand is Wheel of Pink, capable of eating sound! Rank: C+
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I don't know what this pokeymans stuff is, Zee. I'll take the F anyway.
 
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smokeandmirrors

Banned
my old beard trimmer died and i do not have the cable to charge it. My beard isn't the neatest thing right now. should I spend 15 more bucks to get a replacement today or save 15 and get it tuesday via amazon. :\
 
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You Know Nothing

Member
HippieHobo said:
What Radeon card did you get?

Welcome to team Red!! Aww yeah.
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Bought a new PC for $570. 260x. Fairly low end. But it will be good enough for now. And I plan on upgrading it eventually.

Notrollious said:
my old beard trimmer died and i do not have the cable to charge it. My beard isn't the neatest thing right now. should I spend 15 more bucks to get a replacement today or save 15 and get it tuesday via amazon. :\
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Saving money always takes precedence.
 
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