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[You Know Nothing]

I forgot how much Cascada likes ripping off other songs.

Such a wannabe Euphoria. Poor it.

 

[Kevyt]

Happy humpday y'all!

 

[Funky Papa]

Happy humpday y'all!

Say what?

 

[Kevyt]

Say what?

Wednesday = Humpday

Middle day of the week. Humpday!

 

[You Know Nothing]

Yooooooooooooo at the opening scene of the first episode of Hannibal. I'm already legit shook.

 

[Funky Papa]

Wednesday = Humpday

Middle day of the week. Humpday!

I have a lewd mind.

Yooooooooooooo at the opening scene of the first episode of Hannibal. I'm already legit shook.

My sweet summer child. You haven't seen nothing yet.

 

[Risgroo]

Yooooooooooooo at the opening scene of the first episode of Hannibal. I'm already legit shook.

Yasss

 

[Chuckie]

Happy humpday y'all!

errday is humpday yo!

 

[You Know Nothing]

Oh god, the lungs.

 

[You Know Nothing]

Well, that was possibly the best pilot episode of any TV show I've ever watched. Holy fucking shit. I understand the love already.

 

[Funky Papa]

Well, that was possibly the best pilot episode of any TV show I've ever watched. Holy fucking shit. I understand the love already.

I'm going to tell you a little secret: The premiere is one of the weakest episodes of the series.

Actually, make that two little secrets: Season 2 blows Season 1 out of the water.

You are not prepared.

 

[You Know Nothing]

I'm going to tell you a little secret: The premiere is one of the weakest episodes of the series.

Actually, make that two little secrets: Season 2 blows Season 1 out of the water.

You are not prepared.

 

[Kevyt]

I wish I could watch tv

 

[Funky Papa]

I wish I could watch tv

Come on, Hobo. I'm sure people at the refuge have a crummy TV for the enjoyement of the local hobottude.

It really is amazing. The writing gets more solid and cohesive, cinematography gets even prettier and even the food looks more amazing. And the acting. Oh God, the acting.

Talking about food, Hannibal's grub is the combined effort of chef José Andrés and food stylist Janice Poon. She keeps a blog about her work on the show that you can check here, although I don't recommend checking the episode entries until you've watched the next one due to some potential spoilers (say, you probably shouldn't read Ep 9's food description until you've watched Ep 10).

Choice jifs:

Mads is sublime.

 

[You Know Nothing]

My little cannibal can't possibly be this cute. Kawaii uguuuuuuuuu~

 

[Nerdkiller]

Wednesday = Humpday

Middle day of the week. Humpday!

So, it has nothing to do with sex? WHAT'S WRONG WITH ME!?

 

[You Know Nothing]

Episode two done. Other shows tried.

 

[Risgroo]

...

 

[You Know Nothing]

Ayy lmao. Keep living up to my generalizations, brehs.

Last I checked, Dark Souls did not invent bleak storytelling. Shit has seriously gotten out of hand. There is no reason for this foolishness.

 

[Kevyt]

I want a book that makes me feel like the Last of Us.

 

[You Know Nothing]

I want a book that makes me feel like the Last of Us.

The Last of Us is at its core this book made into a video game.

 

[Kevyt]

The Last of Us is at its core this book made into a video game.

No you're wrong. Naughty Dog invented this genre therefore everyone else just copied TLoU once they saw how awesome the game is. It's the citizen kane of everything! o/

Spoiler

 

[Funky Papa]

I want a book that feels like I Robot.

 

[You Know Nothing]

I want a book that feels like I Robot.

To think I've watched that atrocious film but haven't read the short stories it's based on.

I'll add it to my reading list.

 

[Funky Papa]

To think I've watched that atrocious film but haven't read the short stories it's based on.

I'll add it to my reading list.

Good. You spared yourself a great pain.

Asimov fans had it rough.

 

[Nerdkiller]

No you're wrong. Naughty Dog invented this genre therefore everyone else just copied TLoU once they saw how awesome the game is. It's the citizen kane of everything! o/

Spoiler

I could not believe my eyes when Empire, of all places, actually called the Last of Us the Citizen Kane of gaming. I mean...it cannot be that good, right?

I actually had a convo yesterday with my friend where we described the viewing of Amazing Spiderman 2 using MGS3 bosses.

• The Pain, because of what you're watching right now.
  
• The Fear, as you're constantly worried that it might top itself on just how bad it can get.
  
• The End, because it's finally over.
  
• The Fury, because of what you had to witness.
  
• The Sorrow, knowing that they just might make another one of these.
  
• And The Joy, after learning that they won't.

 

[You Know Nothing]

Rita Ora Only Has Four Lines in 'Fifty Shades of Grey'

Rita Ora plays Mia Grey, Christian Grey's sister, in Fifty Shades of Grey. The British singer has received a wide array of media coverage for her role in the movie, but as it turns out, she only says about four sentences total in the film.

Ora conducted multiple interviews about her acting role, talking about how she had acting coaches, accent coaches, and how she put music aside to commit to acting. She even learned French for the part and Fifty Shades released a Mia Grey poster which made headlines when fans saw Ora in the short brown wig.

After all of that, the singer is barely in the movie. She calls it her "first little mini cameo" and tweeted that it is a "blink and you'll miss it role."

Huffington Post reports these are the four sentences Ora says in the movie:

1. "She's here?" 2. "Oh my God, you exist." 3. "Uck, Seattle baseball." 4. [sentence in French]

Acting icon!

Rita Ora's career if it can even be called that is beyond tragic.

 

[You Know Nothing]

I could not believe my eyes when Empire, of all places, actually called the Last of Us the Citizen Kane of gaming. I mean...it cannot be that good, right?

I dunno it's pretty good. But the phrase "Citizen Kane of gaming" is asinine for a myriad of reasons.

 

[Turin]

Yooooooooooooo at the opening scene of the first episode of Hannibal. I'm already legit shook.

YAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSS

 

[Funky Papa]

Season 2's opening scene may end his life.

RIP in pieces, Jake.

 

[zeemumu]

I put my food in the oven in a plastic container because I've got poo brain right now apparently and the container melted. I'm assuming it's still safe to eat since the noodles weren't stuck to the container.

 

[ThoseDeafMutes]

I put my food in the oven in a plastic container because I've got poo brain right now apparently and the container melted. I'm assuming it's still safe to eat since the noodles weren't stuck to the container.

I microwaved a metal thermace to heat some milk once.

 

[Funky Papa]

What are you doing in your kitchens, you barbarians.

 

[You Know Nothing]

I put my food in the oven in a plastic container because I've got poo brain right now apparently and the container melted. I'm assuming it's still safe to eat since the noodles weren't stuck to the container.

I microwaved a metal thermace to heat some milk once.

I've melted a plastic container in the microwave before. I thought it was microwave safe. Spoiler, it wasn't.

 

[ThoseDeafMutes]

What are you doing in your kitchens, you barbarians.

In my defence I was like 11-12 and nobody had ever told me that you couldn't put metal in the microwave.

 

[You Know Nothing]

Bought three lottery tickets. I'll still talk to y'all when I become a multi-millionaire.

 

[smokeandmirrors]

Marvel threads are like gaming side: I need to avoid them more for the same reasons.

 

[Kevyt]

Bought three lottery tickets. I'll still talk to y'all when I become a multi-millionaire.

If you win marry me.

 

[Hours Left]

BlueBadger got an awesome write up about his music/EP. Check it out and show a fellow gaffer your support!

 

[Kevyt]

BlueBadger going all Hollywood on us.

 

[Turin]

Badger's gonna ice the competition.

 

[Hours Left]

With all the fluff that racks up the posts on GAF, it'd be nice to see more gaffers support each other when one makes good, especially when the gaffer in question is so kind.

 

[Kevyt]

#SupportBB

Spoiler

By buying his music, you all cheap gafers!

 

[Funky Papa]

Hey Montana, why do you hate fun?

 

[Hours Left]

#SupportBB

Spoiler

By buying his music, you all cheap gafers!

For real. It's a stellar EP.

Gravity is my jam.

 

[BlueBadger]

BlueBadger got an awesome write up about his music/EP. Check it out and show a fellow gaffer your support!

BlueBadger going all Hollywood on us.

Badger's gonna ice the competition.

#SupportBB

Spoiler

By buying his music, you all cheap gafers!

For real. It's a stellar EP.

Gravity is my jam.

I am embarrassingly emotional right now.. :')

Seriously guys. Thank you so much for being such amazing friends and supporters <3. I can't believe all the love I saw on the computer when I got home! Thank you :')!!

 

[You Know Nothing]

If you win marry me.

Now I ain't saying he a gold digger
But he ain't messin' with no broke, broke

I didn't win. Shocking I know.

Hey Montana, why do you hate fun?

Lmao, how asinine. Banning yoga pants and nudity. And giving cops carte blanche to arrest whoever they feel is dressed too provocatively. What could possibly go wrong?

"Party of small government" my ass.

 

[You Know Nothing]

I got that Coca Cola bottle shape, shape, shape
But how much cola can your body take, take, take
Every time I come around
Now you know it’s going down
Make it hot when my maracas
Shake, shake, shake

Like oh, you know you want it
Ay, andale
Oh, you know we got it
Ah, smile we say
Soy Latina baby
Soy Latina baby
Ok, let's party, say ole
Soy Latina y la noche we own it, baby
OK, let's party, say ole, ole

Romanian queen of pop.

 

[You Know Nothing]

The Americans is getting too fucking real. God, another hard to watch scene this week. Aggggghhhh. But some great nerve shattering tension this week too. Also, Henry and the pains of puberty lmao.

 

[Risgroo]

The Americans is getting too fucking real. God, another hard to watch scene this week. Aggggghhhh. But some great nerve shattering tension this week too. Also, Henry and the pains of puberty lmao.

I should probably get into it soon, but I've been busy watching BBC's Life over the last few days. Attenbrah's voice is divine, and I fucking love nature docs.

Spoiler

#gramps