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[Granadier]

My ex SO's butt hovering over my face says different.

This is why I don't like 69'ing. Fear of poop in face.
No, you lay back and I will take care of things. Then do the same to me.

 

[Symphonia]

This is why I don't like 69'ing. Fear of poop in face.

No, you lay back and I will take care of things. Then do the same to me.

This is why I love it.

Spoiler

I'm joking. But I do love stretching a girls asshole and working my tongue deep inside. So fudging good.

 

[Halcyon]

Spoiler

I'm joking. But I do love stretching a girls asshole and working my tongue deep inside. So fudging good.

 

[Jobbs]

 

[Misha]

....so....


when everyone did their realpics how much effort did they put into making it look nice? when i take a pic of myself I usually spend an hour+ with everything.....

 

[Halcyon]

I just picked a picture of me smiling from my phone and cropped it. Most of my selfies look generally the same because I use my right hand and always hold the phone up higher looking down to get those myspace angles.

I'm normally extremely ugly.

 

[Misha]

I just picked a picture of me smiling from my phone and cropped it. Most of my selfies look generally the same because I use my right hand and always hold the phone up higher looking down to get those myspace angles.

I'm normally extremely ugly.

 

[Symphonia]

I chose not to smile.

I look better when I'm miserable as fuck.

 

[Jobbs]

I just pick shomefin'. Not that I don't care, I'm just bad at choosing.

 

[Granadier]

This is why I love it.

Spoiler

I'm joking. But I do love stretching a girls asshole and working my tongue deep inside. So fudging good.

I just picked a picture of me smiling from my phone and cropped it. Most of my selfies look generally the same because I use my right hand and always hold the phone up higher looking down to get those myspace angles.

I'm normally extremely ugly.

I'm now picturing you as Barney Stinson when it comes to photos.

 

[RobotNinjaHornets]

I am bad at taking photos of myself so I just crop something from Facebook

 

[Misha]

I am bad at taking photos of myself so I just crop something from Facebook

I haven't put up a new picture on facebook in 5 years

 

[Halcyon]

This is me without instagram filters.

 

[Symphonia]

I am bad at taking photos of myself so I just crop something from Facebook

Are you like me in the sense that, in group photos, you feel like the butt ugly one among a group of gods and goddesses?

 

[Misha]

This is me without instagram filters.

you're almost like an entirely different person!

 

[Halcyon]

At that point I was the 6th best Dark Age of Camelot player in the country.

 

[Jobbs]

At that point I was the 6th best Dark Age of Camelot player in the country.

I played that game. I was on Percival server.

 

[Halcyon]

I played that game. I was on Percival server.

I played on Iseult. Did you ever hear of the guild Bedlam?

 

[Jobbs]

I played on Iseult. Did you ever hear of the guild Bedlam?

It honestly sounds familiar but I'm not sure. A long time it has been since played these games have I.

 

[Misha]

@halcyon that old pic of you makes me feel better about myself. if you could go from that to what you are now, I can't imagine the heights I could reach

 

[Halcyon]

@halcyon that old pic of you makes me feel better about myself. if you could go from that to what you are now, I can't imagine the heights I could reach

If I could go back in time I'd slap that guy around. That time I got really fat was what ruined my stomach skin. I yo-yo'd in weight after that a few times, but getting that big and not caring about anything but videogames caused me alot of issues with my body image.


Now I want a 6-pack but it's almost impossible.

 

[Misha]

If I could go back in time I'd slap that guy around. That time I got really fat was what ruined my stomach skin. I yo-yo'd in weight after that a few times, but getting that big and not caring about anything but videogames caused me alot of issues with my body image.


Now I want a 6-pack but it's almost impossible.

I have some awful stretch marks i'm probably stuck with. oh well I guess I'll run a mile when i get home

 

[Granadier]

The human body should just kindly eat excess skin when it's unused.

I have stretch marks on my lower back.

 

[RobotNinjaHornets]

WHY AM I STILL AT WORK

IT'S 7:30

THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH ME

 

[You Know Nothing]

Now I want a 6-pack but it's almost impossible.

Abs are hard because seeing them is so diet dependent. I don't have the dietary discipline for that.

 

[Misha]

The human body should just kindly eat excess skin when it's unused.

I have stretch marks on my lower back.

also excess fat

 

[Halcyon]

I have some awful stretch marks i'm probably stuck with. oh well I guess I'll run a mile when i get home

I actually feel pretty energetic today so I'm excited to get to the gym tonight.

The human body should just kindly eat excess skin when it's unused.

I agree with this and I wouldn't hate myself if this was a thing.

 

[RobotNinjaHornets]

I feel now is a good time to post a pic of Finn Balor/Prince Devitt to make us all feel massively inadequate

 

[Granadier]

I agree with this and I wouldn't hate myself if this was a thing.

Hope that's just a joke.

I feel now is a good time to post a pic of Finn Balor/Prince Devitt to make us all feel massively inadequate

All that's needed is to hang out in FitnessGAF for a day.

 

[Misha]

I feel now is a good time to post a pic of Finn Balor/Prince Devitt to make us all feel massively inadequate

maybe you all but thats definitely not what i'm going for

also is that an 8-pack?

 

[Granadier]

maybe you all but thats definitely not what i'm going for

also is that an 8-pack?

no that's a penis

 

[Misha]

no that's a penis

I apparently have no idea what penises look like

 

[DrM]

WHY AM I STILL AT WORK

IT'S 7:30

THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH ME

You are turning into workaholic

 

[Halcyon]

Abs are hard because seeing them is so diet dependent. I don't have the dietary discipline for that.

This is the closest I've gotten to seeing any abs coming through. It was only the top abs and my skin was saggy on the bottom which is why I didn't get it in the shot.

Spoiler

spoilered for shirtless me

 

[RobotNinjaHornets]

maybe you all but thats definitely not what i'm going for

also is that an 8-pack?

...fair point.

Also yes

You are turning into workaholic

It's not even that I just want to get this fucking thing done, it's been hovering over me for like a week now and ugggghhh

 

[HP_Wuvcraft]

Putting in some new scenes with an environment art set I haven't used in probably close to a year... Trying to re-figure out how I used these pieces

Looking good.

 

[Silphonica]

Yes.

God, yes.

I love it when a girl sits on my face.

I thought I would like it, i fantasised about it alot, then I got to uni and tried it, didn't work out as I had hoped.

 

[Vazra]

Yes.

God, yes.

I love it when a girl sits on my face.

Oh just girls. (ಥ﹏&#3237

spoilered for shirtless me

Aim lower the cam the next time. XOXO

 

[trab pu kcip]

So weird I played this scene in my head at work this afternoon and then I see it referenced here around the same time WHAT.

first the Fugazi song, now this!

 

[Jobbs]

Looking good.

thank you =]

I thought I would like it, i fantasised about it alot, then I got to uni and tried it, didn't work out as I had hoped.

I have never wanted this. I don't see the appeal. I don't want to be smothered. I like breathing and seeing and not having my face in someone's asshole

 

[Granadier]

Looking at places in Boston. Moving is stressful :/

 

[Silphonica]

thank you =]



I have never wanted this. I don't see the appeal. I don't want to be smothered. I like breathing and seeing and not having my face in someone's asshole

Aye well, what I meant by sitting it wasn't exactly her ass in my face. However, labia up the nostrils everytime you try take a deep breath isn't exactly fun either.

 

[Misha]

I just remembered that I opted out of a class in college that would teach me how to hack. Doubt I'd ever find use for those skills tbh

 

[Jobbs]

Aye well, what I meant by sitting it wasn't exactly her ass in my face. However, labia up the nostrils everytime you try take a deep breath isn't exactly fun either.

None of it sounds fun. This isn't as God intended. I have efficient christian sex and nothing but.

I just remembered that I opted out of a class in college that would teach me how to hack. Doubt I'd ever find use for those skills tbh

I read that as "fuck" at first glance for some reason

Looking at places in Boston. Moving is stressful :/

don't ask your poor friends/family to help either unless you offer to pay them. moving things is worse than childbirth and a stubbed toe combined

 

[trab pu kcip]

Aye well, what I meant by sitting it wasn't exactly her ass in my face. However, labia up the nostrils everytime you try take a deep breath isn't exactly fun either.

at least you can't choke on it

 

[Misha]

I read that as "fuck" at first glance for some reason

that really wouldn't' change the rest of the sentence either

 

[Jobbs]

that really wouldn't' change the rest of the sentence either

haha

at least you can't choke on it

haha

 

[Granadier]

don't ask your poor friends/family to help either unless you offer to pay them. moving things is worse than childbirth and a stubbed toe combined

Ha! I don't really have to worry about that. Minnesota -> Boston is a little far to convince people to help move.

 

[You Know Nothing]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ba9L6n8zj1U

Oh what Youtube rabbit hole have I gone down?

This is the closest I've gotten to seeing any abs coming through. It was only the top abs and my skin was saggy on the bottom which is why I didn't get it in the shot.

Lewd.

(Nice pic, bruh.)

at least you can't choke on it

!!!

Tbh.

 

[Granadier]

at least you can't choke on it

Just find a dude with a tiny penis. Problem solved.