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[Halcyon]

I would love if I worked somewhere that I could take a nice little walk at lunch. It's like 65 degrees out, but I work next to a housing project and a scrap-yard where I'm almost positive people are buried for sex-torture under some old shacks.

 

[Vazra]

Don't forget FFXV was technically first revealed nearly 10 years ago.

(I don't even give a shit anymore. I'll wait until it's inevitably released on Steam and I can snatch it for like $10.)

Remember to purchase Star Ocean 5 and Persona 5 XOXO

 

[trab pu kcip]

I got a fever again :< kinda scared to call in sick again since I really had to work on something but it's no use.I've never been sick this often, I blame the lack of sex.

 

[Misha]

Don't forget The Last Guardian 2009 and still not out.

wait till then announce its dead again

Don't forget FFXV was technically first revealed nearly 10 years ago.

(I don't even give a shit anymore. I'll wait until it's inevitably released on Steam and I can snatch it for like $10.)

I remember when I first bought a ps3 and there wasn't really anything out there for games. I was excited for FFXIII and FFXIII versus eventually coming out but then FFXIII took 2 extra years to release and versus... yeah...

 

[marrec]

I would 100% put money on lack of sex leading to a lowered immune system.

 

[Jobbs]

I got a fever again :< kinda scared to call in sick again since I really had to work on something but it's no use.I've never been sick this often, I blame the lack of sex.

Remember how I invented the Oscillating Fever? You ripped me off!

Seriously though I hope you get better in time for tomorrow! Rest + Fluids!

 

[trab pu kcip]

I would 100% put money on lack of sex leading to a lowered immune system.

it's actually a thing! I need someone to sacrifice themselves to have sex with a sick person.

Remember how I invented the Oscillating Fever? You ripped me off!

Seriously though I hope you get better in time for tomorrow! Rest + Fluids!

yeah it looked so cool on you, I just had to copy it! yes, already doing that. but I'm definitely staying home, I don't want it to drag on forever, that can get really bad.

 

[Silphonica]

well then.

I had a dream I was blasted by some robot with a plasma gun. I felt everything from the blast, my body was hot, burning, and I could feel it ripping apart. I resigned myself to death it felt so real. I woke up and saw my body in pieces and my skin charred, burned to fuck.

Then I woke up for real, what the fuck, I can still feel the pain.

 

[marrec]

well then.

I had a dream I was blasted by some robot with a plasma gun. I felt everything from the blast, my body was hot, burning, and I could feel it ripping apart. I resigned myself to death it felt so real. I woke up and saw my body in pieces and my skin charred, burned to fuck.

Then I woke up for real, what the fuck, I can still feel the pain.

Enjoy life bro

 

[Vazra]

Jobbs ignored my motivational quote from Miyamoto. That's what I get for being nice.

 

[You Know Nothing]

Remember to purchase Star Ocean 5 and Persona 5 XOXO

Fiore is a MESS.

All I want in my life is Persona 5 tbh.

 

[Misha]

I would 100% put money on lack of sex leading to a lowered immune system.

my dad tells me i get sick too often

Spoiler

i don't

so maybe i can suggest that as a solution. would be sure to shut him up

All I want in my life is Persona 5 tbh.

yes. very much so

 

[Jobbs]

it's actually a thing! I need someone to sacrifice themselves to have sex with a sick person.

Yeah I'll just leave that bait alone. I have my dignity

Jobbs ignored my motivational quote from Miyamoto. That's what I get for being nice.

I didn't ignore it. I lowered my head thoughtfully, then turned my eye to the East and looked at the sunrise, destiny in my eye.

 

[trab pu kcip]

Yeah I'll just leave that bait alone. I have my dignity

plus you would NEVER have sex with a sick person haha. too many germs.

 

[Jobbs]

plus you would NEVER have sex with a sick person haha. too many germs.

This is incorrect. I have before. You can fuck the sickness out of someone. We used to joke about it. I'm not that weird about germs with people I'm really close to.

 

[marrec]

I have my dignity

*penisflower.jpg*

my dad tells me i get sick too often

Spoiler

i don't

so maybe i can suggest that as a solution. would be sure to shut him up

Well, sexual desire and activity is linked to an increase in estrogen in women which is associated with increased macrophage production. Didn't find anything about men though, testosterone probably makes us sicker.

...

Anyway having sex while sick is THE FUCKING WORST.

Don't touch me if I'm sick.

 

[Halcyon]

Well, sexual desire and activity is linked to an increase in estrogen in women which is associated with increased macrophage production. Didn't find anything about men though, testosterone probably makes us sicker.

Sick with GAINZ.

 

[You Know Nothing]

Anyway having sex while sick is THE FUCKING WORST.

Don't touch me if I'm sick.

My policy. Nothing kills my sex drive faster than a cold.

 

[RobotNinjaHornets]

I wanna scrunch RNH up and toss em in the garbage

Whahuh?

 

[Misha]

Walking to get lunch today. Nice that it's warm. But I didn't factor in the wind. Rip hair

 

[WhereAreMahDragonz]

Don't you people ever sleep

 

[Halcyon]

It's noon EST which is the only time zone that matters.

 

[Jobbs]

Whahuh?

LOL

Don't you people ever sleep

I usually only sleep 5 or 6 hours a night, because if I sleep 8-10 I'm drowsier longer.

 

[WhereAreMahDragonz]

It's noon EST which is the only time zone that matters.

Normally I'd agree but

 

[You Know Nothing]

So today is International Women's Day and National Pancake Day.

Fuck me up.

 

[smokeandmirrors]

It's noon EST which is the only time zone that matters.

this. 100x this

 

[WhereAreMahDragonz]

So today is International Women's Day and National Pancake Day.

Fuck me up.

Everyone buy me pancakes

 

[Misha]

Don't you people ever sleep

2 am to 6:45 am est

 

[Halcyon]

There was this place I went to in the Outer Banks that had pancakes with bananas and walnuts cooked in the batter and the way they cooked it was something I've not been able to replicate. I fantasize about eating them alot.

 

[RobotNinjaHornets]

Don't you people ever sleep

Less than a normal human, but it's currently 5:15pm in the timezone all your shitty little timezones are based off

LOL

I feel like this is going to turn into some weird psychological torture where you'll just keep insulting me at random occasions for no reason

EDIT: Pancake Day is the beginning of March you fuckers

 

[You Know Nothing]

Everyone buy me pancakes

Let me astral project myself to Arizona and make you pancakes.

2 am to 6:45 am est

Oh my god. No. I couldn't function.

 

[WhereAreMahDragonz]

Let me astral project myself to Arizona and make you pancakes.

I knew my better half would come through

 

[Jobbs]

Let me astral project myself to Arizona and make you pancakes.



Oh my god. No. I couldn't function.

If you astrally project how can you make pancakes without a corporeal form? Really the most you can do is secretly stare at her

 

[friskykillface]

well then.

I had a dream I was blasted by some robot with a plasma gun. I felt everything from the blast, my body was hot, burning, and I could feel it ripping apart. I resigned myself to death it felt so real. I woke up and saw my body in pieces and my skin charred, burned to fuck.

Then I woke up for real, what the fuck, I can still feel the pain.

My dream last night was I was in England on a huge bus and I saw a girl I used to talk to and she didn't recognize me and got off the bus
the fuck does that dream mean.
I want to go to england?

If you astrally project how can you make pancakes without a corporeal form? Really the most you can do is secretly stare at her

he can astral project into her body and make her pancakes, there's the physical form

 

[Funky Papa]

My policy. Nothing kills my sex drive faster than a cold.

Anyway having sex while sick is THE FUCKING WORST.

Don't touch me if I'm sick.

Sneezing while at it is the best.

 

[marrec]

Everyone buy me pancakes

I'm going to eat a pancake and you can't have any.

 

[Misha]

EDIT: Pancake Day is the beginning of March you fuckers

you mean february?

Oh my god. No. I couldn't function.

i have troubles falling asleep

 

[Ceallach]

Everyone buy me pancakes

Me too. I like pancakes.

Also, sex during sickness can lead to bad times. I definitely have sneezed in a dude's face and gotten snot all over him that way and have sharted the bed. I'm a classy lady.

 

[RobotNinjaHornets]

you mean february?


i have troubles falling asleep

...yes. Thank you.

 

[Halcyon]

Me too. I like pancakes.

Also, sex during sickness can lead to bad times. I definitely have sneezed in a dude's face and gotten snot all over him that way and have sharted the bed. I'm a classy lady.

I...I.....




.....

 

[marrec]

Sex while Sick:

NOT EVEN ONCE

 

[WhereAreMahDragonz]

Me too. I like pancakes.

Also, sex during sickness can lead to bad times. I definitely have sneezed in a dude's face and gotten snot all over him that way and have sharted the bed. I'm a classy lady.

AS YOUR FAKEGAF QUEEN, I DECREE THE LADY FOLK HERE DESIRE PANCAKES.

GO FORTH, GENTLEMEN.

 

[Funky Papa]

Me too. I like pancakes.

Also, sex during sickness can lead to bad times. I definitely have sneezed in a dude's face and gotten snot all over him that way and have sharted the bed. I'm a classy lady.

I definitely have sneezed in a dude's face and gotten snot all over him that way and have sharted the bed

and have sharted the bed

and have sharted the bed

 

[marrec]

I'm going to eat TWO pancakes now.

 

[FloatOn]

that conference call was just as soul crushing as I thought it would be

I'm too old for this shit man

maaaay be seeking new employment soon

 

[You Know Nothing]

Me too. I like pancakes.

Also, sex during sickness can lead to bad times. I definitely have sneezed in a dude's face and gotten snot all over him that way and have sharted the bed. I'm a classy lady.

Anyone hungry for some chocolate pancakes?

 

[Funky Papa]

 

[Misha]

...yes. Thank you.

you're thinking of a different pancake day. this one is national pancake day. the other is the equivalent of fat tuesday/mardi gras/feshangi etc

 

[WhereAreMahDragonz]

Fuck you guys I miss my dad

He'd make me pancakes

 

[Ceallach]

ITT: BoyGAF acting like they never misjudged a fart