ThoseDeafMutes
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FakeGAF Book 4: A Game of Thirst
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You Know Nothing
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Lies. Everyone knows Strayans are born with a beer can in their hands.
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You Know Nothing
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Living la dolce vita
Life couldn't get much sweeter
Don't you give me a reason
That it's not the right season
Babe I love you a lot
I'll give you all I got
Yeah you know that it's true
I've been savin' all my summers for you
I've been savin' all my summers for you
Like froo-oo-oo-t
Like froo-oo-oo-t
Oh my body is ready
Yeah it's ready
Yeah it's ready
For your love
Oh my branches are heavy
Yeah they're heavy
Yeah they're heavy
Life couldn't get much sweeter
Don't you give me a reason
That it's not the right season
Babe I love you a lot
I'll give you all I got
Yeah you know that it's true
I've been savin' all my summers for you
I've been savin' all my summers for you
Like froo-oo-oo-t
Like froo-oo-oo-t
Oh my body is ready
Yeah it's ready
Yeah it's ready
For your love
Oh my branches are heavy
Yeah they're heavy
Yeah they're heavy
WhereAreMahDragonz
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You Know Nothing
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That cat has out sassed me.
I'm pressed.
I'm pressed.
You Know Nothing
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I'm listening to Shake It Off.
Oh my god, no. But it's slaying me in this state. God, the middle eight is everything.
AND TO THE FELLA OVER THERE
WITH THE HELLA GOOD HAIR
COME ON OVER BABY
WE CAN SHAKE, SHAKE, SHAKE
Oh my god, no. But it's slaying me in this state. God, the middle eight is everything.
AND TO THE FELLA OVER THERE
WITH THE HELLA GOOD HAIR
COME ON OVER BABY
WE CAN SHAKE, SHAKE, SHAKE
You Know Nothing
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Good plan.
My breh has drunk nearly all my whiskey. A mess. I should turn him into the police. He's only 20.
WhereAreMahDragonz
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Report that hoodlum
You Know Nothing
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He left me about a fifth for tomorrow. A tragedy.
Of course, I tend to get white querl wasted. So it shouldn't be tew bad.
WhereAreMahDragonz
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I'M DANCIN' ON MY OWN
I MAKE THE MOVES UP AS I GOOOO
End me, Lord.
I MAKE THE MOVES UP AS I GOOOO
End me, Lord.
smokeandmirrors
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SHOOOOOOOOOOOOOTTTTTTTTSSSSSSSSSS
You Know Nothing
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Real talk, This Love is such a good song.
What song is that?
All I can think of is Robyn. Oop. Her impact.
What song is that?
All I can think of is Robyn. Oop. Her impact.
WhereAreMahDragonz
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You Know Nothing
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I'm listening to Robyn now, so I don't even care.
INITIATING SLUT MODE
GOT YOU ALL IN CHECK
God why does anyone besides Scandinavia even try?
smokeandmirrors
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My beard is so soft
You Know Nothing
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I can't that eight year old me never knew Show Me Love was Robyn.
I also somehow accidentally logged out. Whoops.
I also somehow accidentally logged out. Whoops.
You Know Nothing
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The bear in this picture looks infinitely more desirable while drunk.
I want him inside me.
Jake, never get sober.
You Know Nothing
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You Know Nothing
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WHY WON'T YOU SAY MY NAME
WHEN YOU KNOW IT'S ALL I WANT
YOU SAY YOU FEEL THE SAME
BUT SAY IT WHEN YOU'RE NOT DRUNK
I'M HERRRRRRRRRRR
YOU KNOW I'M HERRRRRRRRRRRRRR
THAT GIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRL
YOU KNOW I'M HERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
WHEN YOU KNOW IT'S ALL I WANT
YOU SAY YOU FEEL THE SAME
BUT SAY IT WHEN YOU'RE NOT DRUNK
I'M HERRRRRRRRRRR
YOU KNOW I'M HERRRRRRRRRRRRRR
THAT GIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRL
YOU KNOW I'M HERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
smokeandmirrors
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Drunk and plays g never have I ever.
I'm losing bsd
I'm losing bsd
You Know Nothing
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I don't understand anything you just said.
But I support you.
But I support you.
smokeandmirrors
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You Know Nothing
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You Know Nothing
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OOOH OOOOH OOOOOH
HEAVY METAL LOVER
I COULD BE YOUR QUERL, QUERL, QUERL, QUERL, QUERL, QUERL
WILL YOU LOVE ME IF I RULED THE WORLD, WORLD, WORLD
HEAVY METAL LOVER
I COULD BE YOUR QUERL, QUERL, QUERL, QUERL, QUERL, QUERL
WILL YOU LOVE ME IF I RULED THE WORLD, WORLD, WORLD
That was a nice party. I had to step outside at times to do some contemplating away from the party, though. Mostly just me thinking about myself. That said, and this might be TMI (although nothing is really TMI for this thread, is it), I'm going to hold off on any fap me time for a while. I feel like I usually get more depressed afterwards and I want to see if holding off on it will improve my mood.
I'm also cutting down on phone time. Idk if that means less GAF. Maybe I'll just post while I'm home. We'll see how it goes.
I'm also cutting down on phone time. Idk if that means less GAF. Maybe I'll just post while I'm home. We'll see how it goes.
smokeandmirrors
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I keep making these grand plans to turn my life around and it's always when Im either drunk or sleep deprived so Inever get anywhere.
Also the first couple of seasons of how I met your mother is legitimately good television. Too bad the rest sucked.
Also the first couple of seasons of how I met your mother is legitimately good television. Too bad the rest sucked.
Josh with a J
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Wheeeeeeeeeeeeew! What a fun night! OH, sorry to the houses I tp'd!!! I just couldn't stand by and watch those kids fail so hard at it
Funky Papa
FUNK-Y-PPA-4
I remember the sweet old times when 16 year olds could legally drink here.
What can I say, I'm a product of that era.
What can I say, I'm a product of that era.
You Know Nothing
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I'm alive.
Brother got sick last night from all that whiskey. Hahahahaha.
[edit]: Snow on the ground...
RIP already autumn.
Because we're great. Especially when we're drunk.
Brother got sick last night from all that whiskey. Hahahahaha.
[edit]: Snow on the ground...
RIP already autumn.
Because we're great. Especially when we're drunk.
Got woken up at 3AM by a spider tap-dancing its way across my face.
Aside from that. I decided to take the time to jump back through the past of RPJ, RealGAF, and FakeGAF. The transition was pretty interesting and I realized exactly how long some of you have been posting in these threads. Makes me feel a little LTTP, heh. I've had that problem before when friends invite me to hang out with their other friends that they've been around since they were young. It's cool to know how long some people have been friends but also disheartening to know that you don't hang around anyone that you've known for a while anymore.
I wish Lucian and Buf posted here more often :/. I miss them.
Oh, and happy November 1st. Time to change my Avatar.
Aside from that. I decided to take the time to jump back through the past of RPJ, RealGAF, and FakeGAF. The transition was pretty interesting and I realized exactly how long some of you have been posting in these threads. Makes me feel a little LTTP, heh. I've had that problem before when friends invite me to hang out with their other friends that they've been around since they were young. It's cool to know how long some people have been friends but also disheartening to know that you don't hang around anyone that you've known for a while anymore.
I wish Lucian and Buf posted here more often :/. I miss them.
Oh, and happy November 1st. Time to change my Avatar.
You Know Nothing
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Rihanna culturally appropriating turtles everywhere. I am offended.
Funky Papa
FUNK-Y-PPA-4
I always imagined RiRi smelling like a gutter dweller anyway.
You Know Nothing
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It could be worse. It could be Katy's.
RobotNinjaHornets
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Halloween is the worst fuck
What? Halloween is the best holiday.
smokeandmirrors
Banned
There's always that weird after halloween feeling
And no the weird feeling isn't being hungover, but the air and time feels... different somehow.
And no the weird feeling isn't being hungover, but the air and time feels... different somehow.
George Oscar Bluth II
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Halloween you can dress up as superheroes or whatever and have an excuse to overindulge on sweets. It's awesome.
RobotNinjaHornets
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It's balls
You get a load of children coming to your house expecting sweets, there's the threat of your house getting egged by teenage cunts, and if you want to go out to a pub or something you have to manoeuvre through swathes of drunk cunts in shitty outfits and then actually try to find one that isn't completely rammed.
Also dressing up is dumb and I can have a sugar blowout whenever I goddamn please
You Know Nothing
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His face says it all really.
George Oscar Bluth II
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I haven't had trick or treaters in years, though I do live in a flat. A well protected flat. With the dumb teenagers far away. The pubs are nice and cosy. And the rowdy drunks are far away.
RobotNinjaHornets
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...but you live in London none of that makes sense. Except the bit about the flat.
harriet the spy
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Within five minutes of moving into my new place, in a not so shady neighborhood of London, my window got egged by teens on a bike.
I had never had that happen to me, and I lived in less salubrious neighborhood in the US or Paris. Is this a London thing? Why waste a perfectly fine egg?
(though I prefer the egg to the rock similar cunty teens threw at my window in my second night in the apartment..)
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