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[Josh with a J]

You have a pet rooster?!?!

 

[WhereAreMahDragonz]

You have a pet rooster?!?!

I have 11 chickens.

 

[Funky Papa]

Oh man. My paternal grandparents used to breed chickens and rabbits.

I wouldn't want to clean the pens, let alone allow them to roam free. They can make such a mess.

Talking about chickens, behold the perils of single living.

Today's menu a la carte will be chicken breasts with a side of Iceberg lettuce. Fuck the police.

 

[Funky Papa]

fuck double posts, too

 

[The_Poet]

Woah calm down on the flavour there Funky, you might blow out your taste buds.

 

[Josh with a J]

omg! think of all the delicious chicken fingers you could make out of that!

 

[Funky Papa]

I have a huge bottle of Sriracha. It's all good.

 

[Toa TAK]

I have 11 chickens.

My grandpa owns a chicken farm. I'd panic if he only had 11.

 

[The_Poet]

Fresh chicken eggs laid that morning are the best thing ever.

A friend and I stayed with a nice couple who kept chickens in the Slovakian mountains when we were travelling through mainland Europe.

They woke us up with fresh eggs and thick sliced bacon. it was incredible

 

[WhereAreMahDragonz]

My grandpa owns a chicken farm. I'd panic if he only had 11.

We got them for eggs but they have yet to lay a single one.

Instead they get shit everywhere and wake me up at ungodly hours.

 

[Toa TAK]

We got them for eggs but they have yet to lay a single one.

Instead they get shit everywhere and wake me up at ungodly hours.

Haha, that sounds about right.
Not the egg part though.

 

[You Know Nothing]

Our fucking rooster woke me up with his fucking crowing. I fell back asleep thankfully but SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU STUPID BIRD.

I can always hear one early in the morning if I'm out running. It's the most grating fucking sound.

Oh man. My paternal grandparents used to breed chickens and rabbits.

I wouldn't want to clean the pens, let alone allow them to roam free. They can make such a mess.

Talking about chickens, behold the perils of single living.

Today's menu a la carte will be chicken breasts with a side of Iceberg lettuce. Fuck the police.

Let me raid your fridge.

Spoiler

I'll only take the alcohol.

 

[Funky Papa]

That's a lot of beer, Jake.

 

[You Know Nothing]

The 90s were a strange and beautiful time. I want to go back.

That's a lot of beer, Jake.

I currently have some cold chicken. We have a winning combo there.

 

[Funky Papa]

I'm doing the Secret Santa thing this year, and you should too.

Get on it, FakeGAF.

 

[WhereAreMahDragonz]

No, I'm poor.

 

[You Know Nothing]

I did not know Ohio had decriminalized marijuana possession.

Wow, it did something right at some point and I didn't even know.

I'm doing the Secret Santa thing this year, and you should too.

Get on it, FakeGAF.

Nah.

scroogemcduck.gif

Also, I'm poor. Feel free to send me various Spanish alcohols if you want to tho. xoxo

 

[Funky Papa]

Scrubs.

 

[WhereAreMahDragonz]

So the Naruto ending leaked and I'm salty.

Fuck you Kishimoto, make my ship canon.

 

[You Know Nothing]

Gather them.

Hollywood is trash.

 

[WhereAreMahDragonz]

Oh my god someone ACTUALLY MESSAGED ME BACK ABOUT A JOB

I mean I don't know if I'll actually get an interview but HOLY SHIT SOMEONE FINALLY RESPONDED

 

[AcridMeat]

It's wild when that happens, hopefully something comes from it.

 

[You Know Nothing]

You will escape retail hell. Believe.

If they don't grant you an interview, just have one of your dragons burn the place down.

 

[zeemumu]

Oh my god someone ACTUALLY MESSAGED ME BACK ABOUT A JOB

I mean I don't know if I'll actually get an interview but HOLY SHIT SOMEONE FINALLY RESPONDED

What was the job?

 

[WhereAreMahDragonz]

I'm seriously just happy I got some kind of response

Ideally I could live at home and commute. Would save a bunch of money on rent and could just pay off my loans and move out when they're paid in full.

Oh my god maybe I'll actually be able to buy a computer omg

 

[Acid08]

The 90s were a strange and beautiful time. I want to go back.

I currently have some cold chicken. We have a winning combo there.

"Coolin' Like Brittney"

 

[Funky Papa]

Good luck, Em!

 

[You Know Nothing]

 

[WhereAreMahDragonz]

Stop reminding me about last night

 

[WhereAreMahDragonz]

Do we like this avatar or the beanie one?

 

[zeemumu]

Do we like this avatar or the beanie one?

Definitely this one.

Good luck on the possibly new job, by the way.

 

[You Know Nothing]

Well, I decided not to be a wimp and take the standard way through to Blighttown.

I beat the boss and got the key to the Depths. I've made Firelink Shrine my checkpoint for now.

 

[Professor Beef]

Our fucking rooster woke me up with his fucking crowing. I fell back asleep thankfully but SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU STUPID BIRD.

This used to happen to me a few years ago with the neighbor's chickens. One morning I got so mad I yelled out the window "SHUT THE FUCK UP." I then heard the rooster crow again, but it was actually in a "nah nah nah nah naaaaaah nah" rhythm.

 

[Toa TAK]

Do we like this avatar or the beanie one?

this 1

 

[You Know Nothing]

http://insidemovies.ew.com/2014/11/05/mean-girls-reunion/

How much Photoshop do y'all think they had to apply to Lindsay to make her not look 50?

 

[ThoseDeafMutes]

Oh my god someone ACTUALLY MESSAGED ME BACK ABOUT A JOB

I mean I don't know if I'll actually get an interview but HOLY SHIT SOMEONE FINALLY RESPONDED

OMG

Was it one you wanted??

Also, what are your recent avatars of?

 

[zeemumu]

Well, I decided not to be a wimp and take the standard way through to Blighttown.

I beat the boss and got the key to the Depths. I've made Firelink Shrine my checkpoint for now.

I just got my other character into Anor Londo.

 

[Risgroo]

MAJORA'S MASK 3D HOLY SHIIITTTTT

 

[MutFox]

Hey people!

 

[You Know Nothing]

Me @ Dark Souls

I just got my other character into Anor Londo.

I made my way through the sewers and fought that giant rat. I already got the shortcut to the gate too. Now I just have to fight the boss for the key.

 

[Clydefrog]

We got them for eggs but they have yet to lay a single one.

Instead they get shit everywhere and wake me up at ungodly hours.

get rid of the rooster. those don't lay eggs.

 

[Funky Papa]

 

[You Know Nothing]

Here's Detroit. And here's Detroit after the attack.

 

[RobotNinjaHornets]

...ffffuuuuuuuuck

AHAHAHA, FUCK YOU PAST ME

*just got back from gym*

Oh god so hungry it's half 11 D:

MAJORA'S MASK 3D HOLY SHIIITTTTT

Awwww yiiiisss

Me @ Dark Souls

But Markiplier's a cunt. You're not a cunt. Or even just a normal cunt, no italics.

 

[You Know Nothing]

But Markiplier's a cunt. You're not a cunt. Or even just a normal cunt, no italics.

On a scale of 1 to PewDiePie how big of a cunt is he?

 

[Kater]

Markiplier is one sexy boy though. I don't watch his videos as I don't like scary games but I saw him on podcasts before.

 

[You Know Nothing]

Yeah, he's p hot. #would

 

[RobotNinjaHornets]

On a scale of 1 to PewDiePie how big of a cunt is he?

Probably like 7. I'd say he's better than Tobuscus and Pewdiepie, but SO much worse than legit good LPers like Chip & Ironicus or TheStrawhatNO!

Also fuck scarecam that shit's so dumb

 

[Risgroo]

Me @ Dark Souls

I made my way through the sewers and fought that giant rat. I already got the shortcut to the gate too. Now I just have to fight the boss for the key.

The transformation to Souls freak is complete :negman:

Awwww yiiiisss

But Markiplier's a cunt. You're not a cunt. Or even just a normal cunt, no italics.

I'm so happy right now!
And yeah, Markiplier fucking sucks, there's something about the way he speaks that pisses me off.

On a scale of 1 to PewDiePie how big of a cunt is he?

He's a pretty massive cunt, so I dunno, around 1/10th of a pewdiepie?

Markiplier is one sexy boy though. I don't watch his videos as I don't like scary games but I saw him on podcasts before.

OUT

Yeah, he's p hot. #would

OOOUUUUUUUT

 

[You Know Nothing]

The transformation to Souls freak is complete :negman:

Tetris should be more like Dark Souls.

He's a pretty massive count, so I dunno, around 1/10th of a pewdiepie?

I really do loathe PewDiePie. But he's so cute when he's not talking. :negman:

OOOUUUUUUUT

Accept the truth!