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[Kevyt]

Anal impalement with a unicorn horn.

Someone else shared this, and the Unicorn erotica reminded me of this:

The Carnivores - The Series - 4 Dinosaur Erotica Books: Gay Dinosaur Erotica (University of Dinosaurs)

Warning: This is gay erotica and involves sexual encounters with dinosaurs. It is very explicit in sexual content and detail. Please use discretion when enjoying.

This complete set includes:
Compie Gangbang - B.D. Whitney
Magic of the Dimetrodon - Slade Hardin
Seduced By A Sabertooth - Slade Hardin
T-Rex Master - B.D. Whitney

There's a lot of weird fetishes in erotica.

 

[George Oscar Bluth II]

Applying for three internships.

 

[Turin]

Poor Lorde.

I've seen her look pretty. But I'm not sure how much Photoshop was involved. I think most of her appearance problems are linked to bad make up jobs and dressing like a middle aged woman.

Basically her stylists hate her.

Only thing I happened to see of those AMA's was her on stage singing something and walking around like a schizophrenic possessed by the demon Pazuzu. It was AWESOME!

Also, she seems pretty but I try not to be overly critical about those things.

 

[You Know Nothing]

#pray4Em

Applying for three internships.

Woo, you get all the bullshit of employment with none of the benefits.

Only thing I happened to see of those AMA's was her on stage singing something and walking around like a schizophrenic possessed by the demon Pazuzu. It was AWESOME!

Also, she seems pretty but I try not to be overly critical about those things.

She'll probably grow out of it anyway. I keep forgetting she's only like 17.

 

[George Oscar Bluth II]

My favourite Lorde performance.

Woo, you get all the bullshit of employment with none of the benefits.

It's for film, so I do get the necessary experience!

 

[You Know Nothing]

My favourite Lorde performance.

Okay, this got me.

I nearly fucking broke down laughing.

 

[Risgroo]

My favourite Lorde performance.

TURDE

 

[Windam]

Ruas was the hero GAF both needed and deserved.

 

[Josh with a J]

SNOWWWWWWWWW AHHHHHHH HELP

 

[Turin]

Woke up and saw the snow. Made me one giddy green dog. :3

 

[Josh with a J]

I'm too old to sled or make a fort to nail passing cars from =|

 

[Turin]

I have Seven Springs nearby.

#NeverTooOld

Edit:

 

[Funky Papa]

I have Seven Springs nearby.

#NeverTooOld

Edit:

#queen

 

[AcridMeat]

Today is looking up. Got paid a flat rate for work today (took less time than pay rate), it's beautiful out, put top down on my car, q102 is playing their classic hip hop thanksgiving mix which is awesome, about to finish lunch and throw some frisbee, then meet up with a friend in town to get drunk WOOOO

 

[zeemumu]

Okay Zeemumu. You just have to make it through to Saturday. How bad could it be? It's not like hundreds of people decided to wait until the last minute to shop for Thanksgiving items, right? RIGHT?! Black Friday won't be that bad, right?

Made this just in case:

 

[RobotNinjaHornets]

Why the fuck do we have Black Friday over here now

So dumb

EDIT: I may die on Friday. Just a warning.

 

[Josh with a J]

PRE-GAMING

Who else is going hard tonight?

 

[You Know Nothing]

Why the fuck do we have Black Friday over here now

So dumb

EDIT: I may die on Friday. Just a warning.

Everybody wants to be America but nobody wants to be America. eagletear.gif

PRE-GAMING

Who else is going hard tonight?

#soberholidays

 

[RobotNinjaHornets]

I think I've reached a new low

I'm watching an LP of D&D

To be fair it involves amusing people

Including one of the people who made Roundabout which is a rad game

EDIT: Actually if you count voice actors, 2 people. The guy who voiced Jeffrey The Skeleton's in it.

Also if you've edited Jake, I saw that eagle typo.

 

[You Know Nothing]

Rita Ora's desperation to have a semblance of a career is so cute.

Also if you've edited Jake, I saw that eagle typo.

2fast4me

 

[You Know Nothing]

Guess what tomorrow is, guys?

Rebecca Black could never.

 

[zeemumu]

Guess what tomorrow is, guys?

Rebecca Black could never.

That's some HP Lovecraft shit right there.

 

[You Know Nothing]

Listening to Christmas music now. It's officially time to start.

Leona Lewis - Ave Maria

One of the best renditions I've ever heard. Her head voice >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> whatever your fave calls singing

 

[Windam]

Assassin's Creed Unity
or
GTA V (PS4)
or
LotRO Quad Pack + Dragon Age Origins Ultimate Edition


What say ye, FakeGAF?

 

[ThoseDeafMutes]

Trick question Windam, you should enjoy the shit out of Kerbal Space Program and Europa Universalis IV!

 

[You Know Nothing]

Assassin's Creed Unity is a no. Do not give Ubishit your money.

LotR+Dragon Age tbh.

Also, who is cutting onions?

 

[Windam]

Trick question Windam, you should enjoy the shit out of Kerbal Space Program and Europa Universalis IV!

I don't care about conquering Catholics in the 14th century, and unless it's Gundam related, no space games for me.

Assassin's Creed Unity is a no. Do not give Ubishit your money.

LotR+Dragon Age tbh.

Also, who is cutting onions?

But I love stupid broken ass bugs in games, tbh. Is that weird? They usually leave me out of breath from laughter. Or with a broken controller because I used it as a blunt weapon on the game disc.

 

[You Know Nothing]

I don't care about conquering Catholics in the 14th century, and unless it's Gundam related, no space games for me.

Conquer them and make them pay!

It's what The Dark Lord Sauron™ would do.

But I love stupid broken ass bugs in games, tbh. Is that weird? They usually leave me out of breath from laughter. Or with a broken controller because I used it as a blunt weapon on the game disc.

Love yourself.

 

[Windam]

Conquer them and make them pay!

It's what The Dark Lord Sauron™ would do.

Nah, Sauron would try to buy them out first. If it works, he's got servants/cannon fodder. If not, one less kingdom in Middle-earth. Sauron's real trouble in Middle-earth during the Third Age were the Elves. Even after all the Men were dead or made slaves, the Elves would have endured in their their holds, unless Sauron himself would march out against them (which he probably would not have done without the Ring).

Love yourself.

Look at what I just wrote above this. Does it sound like I'm even capable of loving myself? x_x

 

[You Know Nothing]

That moment when Kevin not only breaks the nerd scale but requires a new system to be devised to measure it.

[edit]:

Taylor Swift gifs surrounded by gay porn gifs.

Yeahp, that's my Tumblr dash all right.

 

[Windam]

GONNA SEE BATTLE OF THE FIVE ARMIES TWO DAYS BEFORE RELEASE, BITCHES.

 

[You Know Nothing]

Nothing as awesome as this has ever happened at a family get together.

GONNA SEE BATTLE OF THE FIVE ARMIES TWO DAYS BEFORE RELEASE, BITCHES.

...

8 hours 24 minutes. Not a chance in fucking hell.

 

[Windam]

Nothing as awesome as this has ever happened at a family get together.

You're late, I already replied to that.

...

8 hours 24 minutes. Not a chance in fucking hell.

My body is so fucking ready.

 

[ThoseDeafMutes]

I don't care about conquering Catholics in the 14th century, and unless it's Gundam related, no space games for me.

Kevin pls, EUIV doesn't even start until the 15th century.

And KSP is awesome.

 

[Windam]

Kevin pls, EUIV doesn't even start until the 15th century.

And KSP is awesome.

I've decided





fuck Black Friday sale I'm gonna order two tickets for the Hobbit marathon; one for me, one for a friend.

 

[You Know Nothing]

My body is so fucking ready.

I hope your bony ass is as well.

My butt's getting uncomfortable thinking about sitting for that long.

 

[Windam]

I hope your bony ass is as well.

My butt's getting uncomfortable thinking about sitting for that long.

I would do anything for Tolkien.

My ass may be bony, but it's also nice and round, and kinda sticks out. I have a better ass than many girls that I know. Also better eyelashes. And eyebrows when I choose to.

I'm just too fab.

Spoiler

God I need to gain weight and then just go sparring and get my ass kicked. Turin, you down?

 

[You Know Nothing]

I have a pair of sweatpants that make my ass pop.

I lub it. #asssophat

 

[Windam]

I have a pair of sweatpants that make my ass pop.

I lub it. #asssophat

My butt is bigger than most

Spoiler

Asian

girls' chests. Should I be proud of that?

 

[You Know Nothing]

My butt is bigger than most

Spoiler

Asian

girls' chests. Should I be proud of that?

Yes.

Booty is love. Booty is life.

 

[Windam]

Hmm, for the Hobbit marathon do I go downtown or stay local? Mind you, I'll be getting out around 1am. Local would be way closer, but downtown has reserved seating and I've never been to that theatre.

 

[m3k]

I've read the OP and i still dont know what this thread is about

 

[You Know Nothing]

RIP. That final picture.

Hmm, for the Hobbit marathon do I go downtown or stay local? Mind you, I'll be getting out around 1am. Local would be way closer, but downtown has reserved seating and I've never been to that theatre.

Downtown obviously.

I've read the OP and i still dont know what this thread is about

Completely random general chat thread p much.

 

[Transhuman]

Downtown obviously.

Don't steal my jokes bro.

 

[Clydefrog]

I have a pair of sweatpants that make my ass pop.

I lub it. #asssophat

i've got a good ass thanks to many, many years of soccer. it's a shame that it's hairy though.

 

[You Know Nothing]

Don't steal my jokes bro.

It was too easy and I couldn't resist.

i've got a good ass thanks to many, many years of soccer. it's a shame that it's hairy though.

As long as it's not rainforest thick, I don't have a problem with hairy butts.

 

[Clydefrog]

it's borderline amazonian

edit: i've never even thought about taming the asshair.

 

[smokeandmirrors]

you must first be the ass hair in order to tame the ass hair

 

[Clydefrog]

 

[You Know Nothing]

Mental note: Go as ass hair for next Halloween