I would do anything for Tolkien.
My ass may be bony, but it's also nice and round, and kinda sticks out. I have a better ass than many girls that I know. Also better eyelashes. And eyebrows when I choose to.
I'm just too fab.
God I need to gain weight and then just go sparring and get my ass kicked. Turin, you down?
I can't wait to see Thranduil bad ass around in 'Five Armies'. <3
I don't really like to spar guys that are lighter than me. :\
Maybe I should though. Had a nasty headache two days after the last time. Advil was my friend.