I
apologize for the length of the following post, which is my show rating and impression post for shows I have watched thus far. Since I
do it once a thread, I
feel horrible posting it again.
As always, first comes mecha, then comes everything else.
Excellent
Full Metal Panic!:The Second Raid- My all time favorite mecha show, The Second Raid is the sequel to FMP!, and serves as a character study of the hero and heroine, as well as an examination of their relationship. Its darker than its predecessor, but the animation is much improved, and the action is possibly the best mechanical action Ive ever seen.
Martian Successor Nadesico- In the eternal words of Cajun, Nadesico is always a treat. A 90s space opera/mecha comedy/harem/examination of the effects of anime on the human mind, Nadesico is capable of flawlessly shifting tone from comedy to serious at a moments notice. Once considered by me the Greatest Mecha Anime of all time, there are few shows which truly manage to stand on this shows level.
Neon Genesis Evangelion- Its freaking Eva. If you havent heard about it, its a disservice to explain it to you, if you HAVE heard of it, I shouldnt need to. Just watch it, cuz its freaking Eva, man.
Eureka Seven- If you only ever watch one mecha anime, and that cant be Eva, watch this. Eureka Seven is the most endearing love story in anime Ive ever seen, has a style all its own, and characters who you can hate the hell out of one moment and love with all your heart the next. Few shows are as pure and good as Eureka. Its like holding hands with your true love when youre 80.
The Big O- Take Batman, Film Noire, Giant Robots, Isaac Asimovs Robots Series and combine them into a show so damn good and crazy it rivals Eva and youre about where you need to be to begin to understand The Big O. This show has more class than you can shake your monocled cane at. Also you may find yourself craving produce during the second season . . .
Mobile Suit Gundam 0080: War in the Pocket- If a Gundam show were ever to win serious awards, it should be this one. Regardless of how much one hates mecha, you will love this story. War in the Pocket does everything 08th MS Team aspired to do, but sets it to the backdrop of 80s space suburbia instead of Future Viet Nam. Youll laugh, and you WILL cry if you still have a soul.
Mobile Fighter G Gundam- This is the best Gundam show ever made. It has high comedy in the form of the greatest mechanical designs ever, absolutely no shame in what it is doing, moments so manly youll sprout chest hair just watching them, and stars a man who is essentially the father of Kamina from TTGL and Kallen from Code Geass. This is a show about fists and souls and men. Men who beat the souls of others into friendship with their fists. Are you still listening to me? GO WATCH THIS NOW.
Megas XLR- While not an anime, MEGAS XLR is a tribute to Mecha as a whole, and stands on its own merits, too. As it is rightly described, this is Gurren Lagann before that was a thing. Its a show about two (three) bros who have a mech and use it ostensibly to save the world but really for the sorts of things that you yourself would probably use a mech. Megas can and will defeat your favorite anything. How? Probably has a button right there on the console for specifically that function.
Very Good
Gargantia on the Verdurous Planet- While many prefer the speculative fiction/slice of life aspects of this show, I really still enjoyed the more straight-cut mecha aspects. Gargantia is about Ledo, a futuristic space soldier engaged in a war against freakish aliens, who one day finds himself stuck on a planet with no means of going home, and only his sarcastic mech, Chamber, for moral support as he attempts to integrate into the human society he finds there.
Gun x Sword- Imagine a spaghetti western with giant robots and youre right on track. Featuring an amazing soundtrack, and centered on the quest of drifter Van to get revenge on the man with the Claw, Gun x Sword is a resounding tale of adventure, revenge, and also condiments.
Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann- One of the very best and most over the top mecha anime to have ever been made, and perhaps Imaishis Opus, Gurren Lagann is about one boy, his drill, and how theyre going to pierce the Heavens. From the fluid animation to the unending stream of memetic phrases to the memorable, colorful cast, to that glorious final battle at the end of Lagann Hen, you are in for a wonderful ride.
Code Geass (Season 1 Only)- The first season of Code Geass is an alt. history story about a young man with an incredible power: he can tell anyone to do anything he wants one time, and they will obey. Armed with this power, and not a whole lot of answers, Lelouch sets out to change the world, and not entirely for the better. Geass is one of those shows you just need to see to believe.
Rin-ne: The Flower of Lagrange- As it was once called, Rin-ne is a show about bodacious bisexual babes who battle bad boys in bots. Full of more pandering to the yuri fans than you can shake a stick at, and no small amount of advertisement for the city of Kamogawa and its Sea World, Rin-ne is still a heart-warming tale of the strength of friendship, examined first among its principle protagonists, and then its principle antagonists. For a story in which 2/3 of the cast are aliens, its got a lot to do with very human feelings. Its also very, very pretty.
GaoGaiGar- GGG begins as a story about a world in which you are still five and everyone still loves you and heroes will always conquer evil. Every week a new Zondar alien shows up for Cyborg Guy to fight, and thats that for maybe half the series. Then the primevals arrive, your child hood is fucking over, and youre going to be a fucking grown up and bust your ass and bleed your life away to scrap out that happy ending. And youre going to do that by shoving a goddamn Hammer and Nail through evils heart. And you had BETTER be screaming while you do that.
GaoGaiGar Final- Remember how childhood ends during GGG? So you realize youre sort of a screwed up adult, and theres a lot of really kinky fan service now, and as it turns out, heroes do lose, and do die, and evil does win. How much do you believe in the ultimate triumph of good over evil? That determines the entire outcome, and thats what this show is about. Im 25 and I cried like a goddamn baby at the end of this show. Open your heart to GGG and let the COURAGE wash over you.
Full Metal Panic!- FMP is one part espionage/action, one part high school/romcom, and one part Real/Super Robot show. It follows Sousuke Sagara as hes trying to do his best to adapt to a normal life in high school while also keeping his job- to protect fellow student Kaname Chidori and pilot rad mechs- a secret.
Full Metal Panic? Fumoffu!!- GAFs favorite of the three FMP shows, and the one that isnt mecha. Its a comedy slice of life show, except that, since this is FMP, the slice is definitely different from usual. You need to watch it for the rugby episode alone.
The Vision of Escaflowne- Im not one for girls shows, but Escaflowne is amazing. Theres a bunch of beautiful, bishonen dudes in this show, but theres also some incredibly raw mechanical fights in which giant robots get torn to shreds by a berserk mecha. Also cat-girl lesbians, an evil plan so hilariously shojo I smile just thinking about it, and the true identity of the villain is perhaps the most amazing moment in the history of anime, because it just makes the rest of this that much crazier.
Mobile Suit ZZ Gundam- My favorite UC Gundam show, with my favorite protagonist. The tyrannical Earth Federations Titans having been rambled, the Federation in shambles, the cunning and crafty Haman Khan now moves her Axis forces to capture the Earth and all her territories once and for all. Meanwhile, war-weary captain Bright Noa recruits a couple of young punks, chief among them one Judau Ashta, to save the world and win the war. ZZ Gundam is a great show, but it has a slow beginning.
Mobile Suit Gundam- The first Gundam show, and an old one at that, this is the grand daddy of Real Robots, and you can see it. Amuro Ray is an ace mechanic who is forced by war to fight in the prototype mecha: The Gundam, which his father built. Amuro starts out selfish, arrogant, and immature, but is molded by the horrors of war into someone else entirely.
Mobile Suit Gundam Unicorn- Boasting the best damn production values of any Gundam show, Unicorn is essentially the conclusion to the Zeon arc of the Universal Century, and it is incredible. Sexy sexy robot fights, a great sound track, and a plot that aint half bad all combine to give us a Gundam show thats well above most of the franchises recent output. Unicorns never looked so cool.
Rebuild of Evangelion- The first two movies are great and make it seem like the franchise is going to go in a different and interesting direction from the tv series. The third movie makes good on that promise in the worst way possible.
Dai-Guard- A show about what it would be like to work for a company that financed a giant robot, Dai-Guard is basically The Office but with Super Robots, and follows the hot-blooded Akagi and his struggle to break free of the harsh reality of the business world, the haunted Ibuki who seeks to come to terms with the monsters who murdered her father, and the upstanding playboy Aoyama, who takes a lot of flak from people rather than admit to his secret. Also a horrible scientist named Rika who actively tortures Ibuki and rapes her emotionally.
Turn A Gundam- Another great Gundam show, Turn A is an anniversary celebration of the Gundam franchise. It has a really rustic feeling to it, and focuses on themes which are both unusual in the Gundam series (the coexistence of Earth and Space, the burden of immortality) and more usual (war between Earth and Space, and the horrors of war). Respect the stache, kids, or butterflies will punish you!
Good
Broken Blade- Broken Blade has some really outstanding combat sequences, and I feel that, when focused on the warfare segments of the show, it is really good. When it focuses on domestic events, though, the plot tends to suffer, especially since the domestic plot tends to focus on the Queen, who is an awful person all around, actively trying to cheat on a husband who is waging a war he would gladly surrender for the single sake of keeping her alive. Also theres a 12 year old with a 25 year olds body and a 25 year old with a 12 year olds body, and both are awful. But dont let that deter you! The war segments of the show are truly stellar!
Zoids: New Century Zero- Its your average tournament arc, but Zoids is still not a bad show, especially not if youre in the mood for a light-hearted show about a junk-dealer turned mech pilot who wants to be the very best, like no one ever was.
Godannar- Using piloting a giant robot as a metaphor for sexual relations, Godannar is an unusual love story in that the principle lovers, Go and Anna, are already married before the show begins. Theres giant robots with booty and breasts that bounce and more fan service than you can choke down, and one or two very unfortunate implications in the plot, but on the whole, its a good show with a fair amount of heart.
Mobile Suit Zeta Gundam- The Zeta Gundam and Kamille Bidan are super cool and totally the best. That said, this show is far and away the most disappointing show in the franchise. Not BAD, just disappointing. Tomino relies way too much on reusing the same several plotlines in the second half, and several characters, most notably Char Aznable, are all but wasted because of it. This is not the only time Char will fail to live up to his glory days from MSG.
Mobile Suit Gundam SEED- A reimagining of MSG, while Hirai faces abound, SEED still does a good job of reimagining several key things in MSG, especially casting both the Federation and the Spacers as equally horrible. Also introduces us to Jesus and Lacus, who are the most popular anime characters like, ever, according to Newtype mag.
New Mobile Report: Gundam Wing- Wing has the best designs in the entire franchise, and while the plot isnt that great, it also introduces us to Zechs Merquise and Treize Khushrenada, and I must reiterate that it has amazing suit designs and action, which make it one of the best shows to enter the franchise on.
The 08th MS Team- Its Vietnam, with mechs! And beam saber jaccuzis. The 08th MS team starts out a strong show about soldiers during the original One Year War of MSG fame. It ultimately deteriorates into a Romeo and Juliet story with a villain whose plan is almost as dumb as the Zanscare Empires need to tack wheels onto everything. Theres a Gundam vs Gouf fight in this that is almost as good as Amuros showdown with Ramba Ral.
Majestic Prince- A light-hearted, goofy, Saturday Morning Cartoon style show about a rag-tag bunch of loser mech pilots who are nevertheless entrusted by a fiercely incompetent Earth to fight off an alien invasion. It has horrible CG mechs with one or two episodes of really good action. Hirai is at his worst in this show, but in spite of it all, the show is really not half bad.
Neutral
Mobile Suit Gundam: Chars Counter Attack- Youre dropped half way into the story and it ends without concluding ANYTHING. For two hours you must endure one of the worst women in the history of anime, as she tries to ride the dicks of all famous men in Gundam ever and gets denied again and again and again. Oh, and LOTS of jokes about Char being into little girls (even as he repeatedly refuses one). Char shouldve stayed dead and the only thing that justifies this movies existence is the fight between the Nu Gundam and the Sazabi. If theyd taken the time to explain things, not dropped you in half way through, and NEVER included Quess, the movie couldve been much, much better.
Gundam F91: It really needed to be a show, and it really pales in comparison to Crossbone Gundam. The animation is stellar, though.
Gundam Wing: Endless Waltz- Has the best mechanical designs ever, period. Unfortunately the plot is pretty dumb, with the chief mech piloting antagonist just being Wu Fei while he throws a bitch fit. At the end of the movie the heroes learn nothing, especially since they do exactly the thing that lead to all of the events of the movie anyway. The plot is HORRIBLE but the mechs are so so so so so so good.
Bad
Betterman- A genuinely good horror show that is ruined forever by its grating, cartoonish hero. To this day I have no idea what happened during the ending. Stuff got WEIRD.
Mobile Suit Gundam 0083: Stardust Memory- Ensign Kou Uraki wont eat his carrots! Love interest Nina Purpleton is a colossal bitch! Its like Metal Gear Solid with Gundams except it isnt as serious as MSG nor as goofy as MGS. Its just lame, and no matter what you guys say, the Dendrobium still isnt that cool.
Mobile Suit Gundam SEED: Destiny- Rehashing many plot elements of its predecessor, whilst failing to retell Zeta, Destiny introduces us to the worst protagonist in the series, Shinn Asuka, makes us sit by and watch while Jesus helps Haman Khan conquer the universe, and also doesnt give Athrun the screen time he deserves. Oh and those horrible three guys from the last show are back but now one is a girl and theyre somehow worse.
00 Gundam S1- Having moved up considerably since I saw it, 00 is basically equal parts Gundam Wing and Full Metal Panic, and I can see how that would be attractive to people. It had some good mechs and action, but the show isnt focused enough, and the master plan becomes increasingly apparent that there isnt one. Still, the first season is okay, so dont feel bad if you like it more than I did.
Horrible
Mobile Suit Victory Gundam- FUCK DONT EVER WATCH THIS SHOW I BEG YOU PLEASE DONT TELL YOUR CHILDREN THIS SHIT EXISTS. PLEASE. ITS LIKE AIDS AND CANCER IN A BULLET YOU SHOOT INTO YOUR BEST FRIENDS HEAD. BUT WITH WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELS
Mobile Suit Gundam AGE- Pedophile Space Hitler uses an army of giant robots to commit nuclear holocaust on Martian Jews. Id call his relationship with women rape, but there are no women in this show and Im not sure that you can rape what isnt a living thing. Ill have to ask a table from Geass.
00 Gundam S2- Literally the least most coherent anime Ive ever seen. Youll have an easier time trying to lay out the physics of an Escher painting than understanding what the fuck is going on in this show.
00 Gundam: A Wakening of the Trailblazer- Just dont watch this shit, man. Even the action is fucking terrible.
Eureka Seven Pocket Full of Rainbows- What if one morning you got up and someone had skinned your wife alive and then put her skin on and pretended they were her? And it was obvious they werent, but they insisted they were? Thats Pocket Full of Rainbows.
Eureka Seven Astral Ocean- This show is like if someone raped your wife to death, while making your children slit her throat with plastic spoons. Then broke one of her ribs out, painted a picture of your mother on it with your childrens vital fluids, put your dogs head on for a mask, then broke into the prison where you were being held and shanked you with it in the showers when you were at your weakest and most vulnerable. Then asked you why you didnt love them.
Rah Xephon- Soulless Eva clone without anything worth mentioning.
Beyond Mortal Terminology
Code Geass R2- Its a show about oranges and their importance to the human body. #Team Suzaku
Valvrave the Liberator- Its Geass in space!