Fate Zero 7
As much as I hate Saber and wish she'd fucking die because she's an awful, awful concept on every level, is it so much to ask that they let the only female fighter actually win a fucking fight? Every, single, jam that she has been in she's had to be bailed out by a dude.
Gundam X 28: How Not to Write An Interesting Mecha Anime.
Once upon a time not too long ago, I watched an anime called Armored Trooper VOTOMs. Votoms was an amazing show, with a broad range of settings, tight pacing, hilariously large booties, a gripping storyline and an unforgettable cast. It was many things at once: an action movie, a dirty war story, a tale of international crime, a tragic love story, and a heroic journey to vanquish true evil. Votoms was one of the best mecha anime I've ever seen.
One of the show's most rightfully praised arcs is the Kummen Jungle War. As others have put it, "Space Vietnam." The arc follows Chirico's adventure in the middle of a bitter civil war, as well as the introduction of one of his major foes: Ypsilon. The arc is simultaneously remembered for its unflinching depiction of the horrors of jungle warfare and for the political intrigue which surrounded it.
Gundam X is nothing like that at all. Which, I suppose, should be obvious, except that Gundam X carries with it a number of ideas which really ought to be able to make it similar. Like the Kummen Jungle War, this current arc of Gundam X is about a bitter feud between two forces, one of which is backed by a much larger government and military. Traces of ethnic conflict, of fallout from a bigger and bloodier war, and backstage politics are all there in place.
So why is it that Gundam X is so utterly banal when Armored Trooper VOTOMS was one of the best I'd ever seen? Well . . .
1. What happens should matter to the cast. By this I mean that in VOTOMS' little proxy war, everything mattered to everyone somehow. Chirico met up with Fyana and encountered Ypsilon. Fyana began to escape from her masters' grip. Ypsilon's intense jealousy of Chirico began. Vanilla and Coconna's romance began in the bar he opened. Gotho's role as a peacemaker between them and as group financier is challenged from time to time, and his loyalty to Chirico begins to overtake his love of money.
But it isn't just the main characters. The side characters matter, too. Whether it be His Excellency or the guys on Chirico's mercenary squad, all of the side characters introduced are firmly established, developed, and play pivotal roles in the plot. At times making them seem more important than the main cast. After all, it's really -their- war.
This isn't the case in Gundam X, though. By and large, much of what happens doesn't effect the cast in any major way. From time to time a moment is tossed on someone's plate, but for the most part Tiffa Adil, Garrod Ran, Jamil Neate and the Frost Brothers are exactly where they were when they began. Side characters are introduced and slaughtered in a way that you'd normally see in Gundam AGE. Character actions aren't realistic, either. At one point Roybea shacks up with a girl he just met and stays in her home until she's shot in the chest for no discernible reason. The nattering princeling has stumbled from one scene to another, presumably under the pretense of learning to be a manly ruler.
2. What happened was rarely the same thing twice. In VOTOMS' arc, the team would sortie every day and fight in the jungles. But it was usually a new mission every time. Whether we were watching Chirico and Kan Yu beat each other senseless in the rain and muck, or a raid on a temple harboring insurgents, or watching Chirico fail to persuade Fyana to join him, no episode was dull.
In the Gundam X version of events, though, that's not going to happen. Virtually everything I can think to complain about is centered on the fact that the show has been caught in a quagmire of Monsters of the Week for four episodes now, meaning that the bulk of this war has just been "New prototype mobile suit piloted by yet another cliched nutbag is sent by the Frost Brothers to fail to kill Garrod while they act as positively incestuous as they can in a kid's show." Lather. Rinse. Repeat.
3.The writers took the time to explain things. The New Federation has been around for around ten episodes in Gundam X at this point, if not more, and its been made very, very clear that we're supposed to see it as the ultimate evil.
Except that it hasn't done anything evil yet at all. Oh, sure, it has done some weapon testing, and it has conquered some countries, but the show out and out tells you that this New Federation is made of the remnants of the Old Federation. The Old Federation owned those weapons anyway and had legal control of the entire war. Although there was a giant catastrophe, that doesn't mean that the Federation's right to world governance is rescinded, and it certainly doesn't remove the Federation's right to its own weapons.
The show just assumes that I'm some Zeon loving ass who automatically feels that the New Federation has to be evil. Its never explained. The Frost Brother's motives were brought up exactly once and have since never been expounded upon or clarified by any of their actions. Perhaps the show wanted to ride the Evangelion wave of vague = cool, but no matter the motivations, the end result is a conflict without stakes because there has been neither emotional nor logical build up of why either side should be rooted for.
And don't mistake this as a "neither side is right, because war is grey!" scenario, either. The New Federation is clearly viewed as evil, being attached with such stupid villain trappings as testing new weapons on their own men and employing sociopaths, but all of these things only crop up in the vicinity of the marvelously inept Frost Brothers, and never in connection with New Federation personnel.
Meanwhile, VOTOMS treated this war as a matter of great complexity, but with surprising clarity. The Prince had rebelled against the King, espousing the Old Ways, when his nation had made moves toward the new. The kingdom was aligned with the Gilgamesh government, the rebels with the Secret Society. Both sides were awful but employed good people. The final battle revealed the entire rebellion an elaborate set up to ensure that the Old Ways died for good. Adherents were rightfully dismayed, and many people's lives ended in frustration, but all of it was meaningful in establishing the overall tone and message of the arc. No longer was Chirico just someone who'd fought an off-screen war. We'd seen firsthand what war did to him, and to others.
Nobody had to stand around and look forlorn while someone browbeat the audience about how bad war is, because the audience saw first hand the sheer volume of horrors war created.
4. There was presentation. This isn't related to the writing, but as a final kick to Gundam X's nads, it's a damn shame that an anime as much older than it as VOTOMS looks so much better. Nothing in Gundam X looks good. It may well be the shittiest and ugliest looking Gundam series I've ever watched. And yes, I am including Hirai faces in that. Somehow, Gundam X has uglier fucking faces than either SEED or Destiny.
I mean shit, just look at that face. No wonder this show got cancelled. It's like some kind of freak show, but lazier.