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[ReturnOfTheRAT]

Cannot wait for the future terms and conditions agreement that has to be signed to go a game.

Get rid of kiss cam too. Wouldn't want to shame people into swapping spit for others amusement.

 

[CaptainSlow]

Shulman and Kruk didn't say anything inappropriate.

The guy is an idiot.

 

[chugen]

Did you guys even read the article?

 

[Siegcram]

Cannot wait for the future terms and conditions agreement that has to be signed to go a game.

Isn't that already part of the deal when you enter the stadium? I'm pretty sure.

 

[cdyhybrid]

I think he has a strong case. The announcers singled him out and attacked him for doing what any sane person would be doing at a baseball game.

 

[gutter_trash]

Get rid of kiss cam too. Wouldn't want to shame people into swapping spit for others amusement.

since the brother n sister moment both shaking their head no no no no, you would think they would learn that not every boy n girl are a couple.

 

[commish]

I think he has a strong case. The announcers singled him out and attacked him for doing what any sane person would be doing at a baseball game.

You'd make a great class action lawyer.

 

[Einbroch]

since the brother n sister moment both shaking their head no no no no, you would think they would learn that not every boy n girl are a couple.

 

[gutter_trash]

nah not that one, but that would do to prove the point

 

[mre]

So what are the Vegas odds of this getting dismissed vs going to trial? 50 to 1?

Going to trial? 0. After reading the complaint (or the three pages posted on the smoking gun), the complaints against all defendants except Major League Baseball should be dismissed once they file their motion to dismiss, because the defendants did not, in fact, make those statements. The allegations against MLB in paragraph 17 of the complaint may but probably won't survive a MTD, assuming such a juxtaposition was made:

There's no way this will go to trial. The complaint was so poorly written that I can't believe it wasn't written by the Plaintiff himself.

 

[y2dvd]

It never fails to crack me up lol!

 

[Bubble Metropolis]

I'm kind of inexplicably fascinated by the dude next to him getting into that chicken tender.

As for the snoozin fella, they may have kept on him a little too long, but that's something that just regularly happens on baseball broadcasts. There are a lot of lulls. This one's my favorite.

 

[speculawyer]

Of course none of us had even heard of this guy until this lawsuit.

 

[unbias]

Going to trial? 0. After reading the complaint (or the three pages posted on the smoking gun), the complaints against all defendants except Major League Baseball should be dismissed once they file their motion to dismiss, because the defendants did not, in fact, make those statements. The allegations against MLB in paragraph 17 of the complaint may but probably won't survive a MTD, assuming such a juxtaposition was made:

There's no way this will go to trial. The complaint was so poorly written that I can't believe it was written by the Plaintiff himself.

I was being generous but ya, the suit is just crazy talk.

 

[TheOMan]

I've always wondered, what's the context for this? Why are multiple people touching their noses?

 

[Gentleman Jack]

This complaint is extremely weird. It claims

but this specific juxtaposition appears on a site not affiliated with MLB.com

It even ends in a sentence fragment. The hell is this?

 

[Wuthering_Heights]

I guess I just can't understand how you would fall asleep at an event like this.

"Oh, my expensive second row seats at this Yankees game are so boring, I could fall asleep!"

 

[cdyhybrid]

I've always wondered, what's the context for this? Why are multiple people touching their noses?

Because the Jags stink.

 

[ShinobiFist]

Because the Jags stink.

10/10

 

[unbias]

Because the Jags stink.

I lol'd

 

[chuckddd]

Jaguar Fan is my favorite.
The guy is a legend.

And he's a Columbine survivor. Respect.

 

[Escape Goat]

I'm kind of inexplicably fascinated by the dude next to him getting into that chicken tender.

As for the snoozin fella, they may have kept on him a little too long, but that's something that just regularly happens on baseball broadcasts. There are a lot of lulls. This one's my favorite.

The commentators need to share their hand exercises.

 

[Portugeezer]

I suddenly feel like some fried chicken.

 

[Takamura-San]

Isn't that already part of the deal when you enter the stadium? I'm pretty sure.

Dunno. I have only been to one yankee game and they didnt let me take my ipad in. So fuck them and their boring ass game.

 

[Partial Gamification]

This complaint is extremely weird. It claims

but this specific juxtaposition appears on a site not affiliated with MLB.com

It even ends in a sentence fragment. The hell is this?

Ambulance-chaser advocate, I'd reckon.

 

[j_rocca42]

Did you guys even read the article?

obviously not!

 

[ShinobiFist]

And he's a Columbine survivor. Respect.

Really??? Respect indeed.

 

[yuraya]

Not bad. The guy dozed off to wake a bit later with a chance to bank 10 million.

Only in America

 

[gutter_trash]

Really??? Respect indeed.

+ he gave us one of the most re-usable gifs that never gets old

 

[terrisus]

I guess I just can't understand how you would fall asleep at an event like this.

Well, you see...

"Oh, my expensive second row seats at this Yankees game are so boring, I could fall asleep!"

That's how.

Spoiler

Also, since it was an ESPN game, I'm sure it started at like 8:10 and had extra-long commercial breaks and such.

 

[Crimsonclaw111]

Really??? Respect indeed.

From their yearbook shot. Klebold and Harris are in the same photo.

 

[Portugeezer]

$10 million in damages.

Better to start high I guess...

 

[elrechazado]

including the special bonus, a guy eating

A guy? That's Yankees starter cc sabathia

 

[killertofu]

Now this is someone who should sue fucking everyone, what a shitty day

hahahahah holy shit

 

[mre]

This complaint is extremely weird. It claims

but this specific juxtaposition appears on a site not affiliated with MLB.com

It even ends in a sentence fragment. The hell is this?

Oh, good. Then all claims as to all defendants should be dismissed. And possible sanctions against the attorney (which won't happen).

 

[woodypop]

I suddenly feel like some fried chicken.

Yup.

 

[cwmartin]

Dunno. I have only been to one yankee game and they didnt let me take my ipad in. So fuck them and their boring ass game.

What was the point of bringing your iPad to a sporting event?

 

[Enduin]

Guy should change his last name to Rectum, because he's being a real asshole.

 

[Valhelm]

What else do you expect at a baseball game, though?

 

[thoseAREmySHOES]

Now this is someone who should sue fucking everyone, what a shitty day

I wish this had more uses -- it's one of the best gifs around.

 

[Vercetti84]

From their yearbook shot. Klebold and Harris are in the same photo.

are you able to spot them? top left?

 

[Cheshire_Buddha]

are you able to spot them? top left?

Think so. Picture is haunting as all hell.

 

[Crimsonclaw111]

are you able to spot them? top left?

Yes top left.

 

[markot]

Oh, good. Then all claims as to all defendants should be dismissed. And possible sanctions against the attorney (which won't happen).

Lawyers just doing their job.

 

[canoli2006]

I don't think the commentators said anything disparaging. John Kruk is a fat fuck himself.

 

[entremet]

I've always wondered, what's the context for this? Why are multiple people touching their noses?

Look at the score.

 

[terrisus]

A guy? That's Yankees starter cc sabathia

Too thin.

Although, given all the time off he has this year, Sabathia may be in the stands too.

 

[CrankyJay]

Nvm

 

[HOMEBOY OVER HERE]

he's at a baseball game i don't blame him for falling asleep

 

[Gentleman Jack]

Edited: I guess this is a derail.