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Fat Princess |OT| Misogynistic Cake

BeeDog

Member
Seiken said:
So you couldn't wait huh? You bought the game anyway :p

Yeah, my materialism is killing me. :( I have a small voice in my head that says "hey, if you're planning to get it, why not just buy it now and get it over with?!".
I'd like to kill this voice.
 

Drame

Member
Waikis said:
Is the server filtered based on your ps3's region? I kept on joining japanese/korean servers . (I live in Aus w/ a jap ps3 ) : <

That's the first time I have heard about servers being filtered by your PS3's region.

Just add me on PSN: Halba, and you should be able the join the GAF games atleast.

I haven't seen any word on the internet about servers being filtered by your PS3's region, but it might be filtered that way.

Edit: Seems that my friend list is full again, I'll do some spring cleaning.

If possible could following gaffers accept my friend requests when they get online:

Shadow782, Yoziv and YuuJin. I sent them yesterday and they're still pending.
 

RichardAM

Kwanzaagator
A game yesterday resulted in both teams having their own princesses, with the aim to protect her while still hoping to capture the rivals' in order to win the game.

A very 2Fort style stalemate- everyone was too scared to leave our one. :lol
 

Drame

Member
RichardAM said:
A game yesterday resulted in both teams having their own princesses, with the aim to protect her while still hoping to capture the rivals' in order to win the game.

A very 2Fort style stalemate- everyone was too scared to leave our one. :lol

Yeah we had couple of those games too, both of the teams were quite good so the game was interesting.

At one point we were like 1 second away from capturing, but blue team managed to interrupt us.

When Fat Princess turns into a stalemate, I get flashbacks of vanilla WoW's WSG premades. :lol

Oh the glorius days of grinding to Field Marshal, some of the premade vs. premade games took like 1 to 2 hours to complete. Honor wise it would have been smarter to just /afk, and queue for a new game, but we wanted to win every match, and that's the reason why I had to grind couple weeks more, but I loved it!
 
Drame said:
Yeah we had couple of those games too, both of the teams were quite good so the game was interesting.

At one point we were like 1 second away from capturing, but blue team managed to interrupt us.

When Fat Princess turns into a stalemate, I get flashbacks of vanilla WoW's WSG premades. :lol

Oh the glorius days of grinding to Field Marshal, some of the premade vs. premade games took like 1 to 2 hours to complete. Honor wise it would have been smarter to just /afk, and queue for a new game, but we wanted to win every match, and that's the reason why I had to grind couple weeks more, but I loved it!

I added you on psn (shinwaIT) ; )

I'm playing single player right now, loving it
 

Drame

Member
profit said:
When will the next GAF game be up? In hours please, cause I am no good with this whole regional time thing.

There's no offical time for the games, but usually the games start in 3-4 hours from now, I'm not that good with the time regions either ;)

Just keep an eye on this or the online meet-up thread, there will be highlighted message when a game is starting.

I always try to post here or in the online meet-up thread, 1 hour before the actual game starts. So everyone can get ready for the game.

I'll see if we can make an agreement with KilgoreTrout, about "offical" GAF Game times today.
 

Muffinman

Banned
Drame said:
Nice to see other gaffers enjoying the game too!

With teamwork Fat Princess becomes one of the best online experiences.



Now I'm confused, just who's AlexnStacy!

I was laughing all the time in that match. :lol

It was like 4:30am here, and some guy starts to imitate chicken. :lol

I think my favourite quote from him was, when we were winning the game



Whoever you are, I raise my hat to you sir.

Haha....AlexnStacy is a guy on my friends list, I was joking when i said it was me.

I will give you a hint as to who I am, it's 3:30 pm in Finland, and 8 am here.
 
Waikis said:
Is the server filtered based on your ps3's region? I kept on joining japanese/korean servers . (I live in Aus w/ a jap ps3 ) : <

Well I have a Japanese PS3, am in the UK and bought the game from the UK store and, in my experience so far, it's been Europeans and pretty sure I heard a few American accents too.
 

Drame

Member
Muffinman said:
Haha....AlexnStacy is a guy on my friends list, I was joking when i said it was me.

I will give you a hint as to who I am, it's 3:30 pm in Finland, and 8 am here.

Oh! I know you, you're that impossible-name-for-me-to-spell guy!

AlexnStacy, was pretty wild :lol, I have never ever heard someone going that crazy in a PS3 online game!
 

Muffinman

Banned
Drame said:
Oh! I know you, you're that impossible-name-for-me-to-spell guy!

AlexnStacy, was pretty wild :lol, I have never ever heard someone going that crazy in a PS3 online game!

That was one funny game, I was cringing when I heard him shouting all that nonsense.

I know Kilgore was annoyed for sure Lulz
 

Drame

Member
Muffinman said:
That was one funny game, I was cringing when I heard him shouting all that nonsense.

I know Kilgore was annoyed for sure Lulz

I know, I was pretty annoyed too, as my mic was on the maximun volume, his yelling hurt my ears!

JustAnotherOtaku said:
Well I have a Japanese PS3, am in the UK and bought the game from the UK store and, in my experience so far, it's been Europeans and pretty sure I heard a few American accents too.

JustAnotherOtaku, if you want to get into GAF Games, and so on. Just send me a message on PSN, there can't be always enough Fat Princess players. ;)
 
Ok. I played a few games online last night, no communication. Just a good old fashioned cluster fuck. Needless to say, I haven't been enjoying myself. I must be doing something wrong, as it seems most people in this thread are enjoying themselves. Sadly I am not, feels like money wasted. I had high hopes. I'll keep trying and maybe something will click for me.
 

Vlodril

Member
Did you play with people you know or gaffers? that could be it. It has been mentioned that when you play with a good team that cooperates its very very diffrent that normaly and a blast.
 

CoLaN

Member
This game really shows how people don't understand basic gameplay rules. Most random games i've been part of see those clueless guys going into the middle of the map, die, rinse and repeat.

The IA is better than those players

Of course with an organized team it's ok, but it's impressive how many players don't even use their brain while playing...
 

gigakain

Neo Member
The GAF games last night were awesome! Good times you guys. I didn't get a chance to add anyone to my friend list, I gotta remember to do that today. Don't let me forget >.> and anyone is welcome to add me as well. My List has MANY slots....


p.s.
Oh and anyone who has not yet viewed the fantastic end credit sequence should do that immediately. Main menu>Bragging Rights>Who's Your Daddy

One of the most original ways to handle end credits I have ever seen.
 

eznark

Banned
Go to the online forum and add the GAFfers playing the game. Usually someone is hosting a game so you can easily join AND the communication is key to making this game great. It doesn't even take a ton of communication, just a few prompts and build orders make all the difference in the world.

I'd love to get enough GAF people to have a GAF v. GAF match. Also, more snatch n' grab and invasion please, those modes are rad and less of a stalemate (though the stalemates are a lot of fun too).

That game where Kilgore me and some other gaffers had a long ass stalemate until we decided to bumrush their ice mages with workers was hilarious.
 

Shadow780

Member
Drame said:
If possible could following gaffers accept my friend requests when they get online:

Shadow782, Yoziv and YuuJin. I sent them yesterday and they're still pending.

I was wondering why there's no request yet.

It's Shadow780



Thanks~
 
Official GAF Game times will be updated daily to the this thread's OP, and the the online thread's.

Halba, and I could use one, or two more people's help organizing games too. If you have a high speed connection, and are willing to handle the hassle of hosting, PM me so we can get a schedule worked out on who is hosting and when.
 

Belfast

Member
If you're not having fun with this game, or you think the multiplayer action sucks, here's the problem: you're on the internet. The internet is filled with vast swaths of people who don't know or don't care what they're doing. And unless that is ever rectified, it's going to make just about any random online game play like ass. The only solution really is to play with people you know or trust. :\
 
At the moment I'm not really happy with the game.

- I need serveral tries to join a game. If I did not know it can work, I would have stopped after the third try (plus you have to wait quit some time for each try).
- I can't connect to my friends and they can connect to me, I stopped after the fifth try (with time in between) and played the short storymode (the last mission sucks btw. , can take forever until you are lucky)
- it seems only the rescue mode is played. I tried the soccer map/mode offline with bots and that thing is hilarious, but I can't find a game with it (my connection is low so I can't open a 32 player game myself)
- playing with random strangers is not really satisfying because no one knows anything about the game besides some highter ranks. I guess that will be better with time, but in contrast to BF43 you can't do shit alone, at least you need 1 or 2 teammate to escort you while carrying the princess (otherwise you are just too slow to get out there).
The only ones willing to help me where the bots... (btw I would like them to be clearly marked as bots, in the listing some Bots even had the player icon).
- something is wrong with the statistics/rankings, it says there are no scores for me or my friends.


Seriously, the big main thing is that you can't enjoy the game if your own or both teams are just plain stupid (maybe there are too much bots? or maybe the bad team need more of them...). When no one besides me is feeding cake, collect resources and even upgrade/build stuff, it is really frustrating.
Or that 90% only use the main routes, even if I already build bridges etc. to infiltrate the castle. Also nice: On the one map I bombed the wall of the enemy castle (can't be repaired), a direct way to the princess. But most of my team spend the rest of the game trying to destroy the doors of the castle - not noticing the big ass huge hole in the wall right next to it... D:

When I tried for the 20th time to get the princess and no one was helping, I just spend the rest of the game launching 5 big bombs with the catapult (which I build and no one else used the WHOLE TIME, wtf at least do it because it is fun) to the enemies.
Thought that is actually pretty funny :lol , if you manage to activate the bombs before you launch away with them. It is like a bombardment (and I saw it even hitting some of the structures like the wall, with no chance for the enemy to stop that like when you would be carrying the bomb), oh and yea, I REALLY did not care about the collateral damage at that point :p
 
Belfast said:
If you're not having fun with this game, or you think the multiplayer action sucks, here's the problem: you're on the internet. The internet is filled with vast swaths of people who don't know or don't care what they're doing. And unless that is ever rectified, it's going to make just about any random online game play like ass. The only solution really is to play with people you know or trust. :\

This.

The general internet populace is just too fucking retarded to play with on a regular basis. I can't count the number of games that i've hosted that have been ruined by some asshat who derives his fun from ruining others fun (big bombing/chicken potioning team-mates etc).
 

BeeDog

Member
This might be my own fault, but one thing that annoys me when it comes to the AI bots is how unreliable the "Ask for help" button is. Shouldn't you be able to recruit 3 bots to help you? Whenever I press the Up button, I only get one bot tops that helps me out, but then the stupid fuck either runs away from me (the exclamation mark turns orange), or he simply dies.

What's the secret here (if there is one)?
 
Belfast said:
If you're not having fun with this game, or you think the multiplayer action sucks, here's the problem: you're on the internet. The internet is filled with vast swaths of people who don't know or don't care what they're doing. And unless that is ever rectified, it's going to make just about any random online game play like ass. The only solution really is to play with people you know or trust. :\


This is true people. Gotta play with the persons you know. Oh and off topic: This is the reason why MAG is going to fail :(
 
BeeDog said:
This might be my own fault, but one thing that annoys me when it comes to the AI bots is how unreliable the "Ask for help" button is. Shouldn't you be able to recruit 3 bots to help you? Whenever I press the Up button, I only get one bot tops that helps me out, but then the stupid fuck either runs away from me (the exclamation mark turns orange), or he simply dies.

What's the secret here (if there is one)?

I'm not really sure - when I played the game on Thursday I was able to recruit 3 AI dudes who would follow me without fail, now I only seem able to recruit 1 and he never wants to follow me, instead running off to do his own thing :/

Also, anyone find a way for the Host to change game-type in between matches WITHOUT having to quit out and re-invite everyone?
 

Muffinman

Banned
Belfast said:
If you're not having fun with this game, or you think the multiplayer action sucks, here's the problem: you're on the internet. The internet is filled with vast swaths of people who don't know or don't care what they're doing. And unless that is ever rectified, it's going to make just about any random online game play like ass. The only solution really is to play with people you know or trust. :\


Quoted for truth, it's logical, but it's human nature to complain.
 

d1gw33d

Neo Member
Hello - I've been lurking in gaf forums for awhile. My PSN friends list is pathetic as the few game playing friends I have only have 360's or PC's. If anyone would like to add me I'd appreciate it. So far I'm ranked Sir....

PSN: d1gw33d
 

elohel

Member
Bootaaay said:
This.

The general internet populace is just too fucking retarded to play with on a regular basis. I can't count the number of games that i've hosted that have been ruined by some asshat who derives his fun from ruining others fun (big bombing/chicken potioning team-mates etc).


i hope i wasnt that guy that did this shit in your games lol


several times i tried to load up one of the catapults with bombs n shit and i forgot that you cannot just put a chicken potion onto the catapult, it'll just hit the teammates

yeah like 2-4 times i did that lol such a noob
 
elohel said:
i hope i wasnt that guy that did this shit in your games lol

several times i tried to load up one of the catapults with bombs n shit and i forgot that you cannot just put a chicken potion onto the catapult, it'll just hit the teammates

Haha, nah i've accidently done it a few times myself, plus when a game is so initially complex you've got to accept that some are going to still be on the learning curve and give them a bit of leeway - I was really refering to the people i've encountered who don't even attempt to play the game, they just stay at the base and cause chaos with the bombs and potions ;-( I can see why that might be fun, but I guess i'm too considerate of others to go ahead and do it, i'd much prefer to be playing the game properly anyways :)
 

Peterthumpa

Member
TheExecutive said:
This is true people. Gotta play with the persons you know. Oh and off topic: This is the reason why MAG is going to fail :(
BF series on the PC did not fail because of that. Heck, what about MMORPG's?
 

Drame

Member
Phew! There was a crazy thunderstorm here for a whole two hours, couple trees near my house got struck with the lightning and they fell down.

Shadow780 said:
I was wondering why there's no request yet.

It's Shadow780

Thanks~

Great, remember Drame 0 is not the same thing as 2!

decon said:
Could we get some EU hosting going too? KilgoreTrout you host from the US right?

I can start hosting in a week or two, as I get my 20mb connection back, so european players don't have to stay up to 5:00am! :lol

Dre said:
I'm from Germany and Kil's games were fine, I encountered no serious lag.

Yeah, no lag for me neither. If you are encountering lag or such, try to make sure you have NAT2 connection, or NAT1.

Hopefully we can get games going soon!

And my apologizes to Shadow, I really need to stop writing names down half asleep. :lol
 

Drame

Member
Wanted

A Host from Europe, who can make 32 player games.

If you think your connection can handle the stress, and you're willing to host, send a message to me or KilgoreTrout.

Actually, we could use few hosts from Europe, so if you're up for the job, message us, or reply here.

Once again my friend list is full. I'll try to do some cleaning again, but we really would appreciate if someone could help us with the chat invites and so on.

I'll continue fixing my friend list.
 

Drame

Member
We are looking for a host for todays GAF games, if you are willing to host please reply here, only if you can host 32 player games!

That being said, I cleaned my friend list again, so there should be couple spots open.
 

Beowulf28

Member
Drame said:
We are looking for a host for todays GAF games, if you are willing to host please reply here, only if you can host 32 player games!

That being said, I cleaned my friend list again, so there should be couple spots open.
I can host a 32 player game right now.
 

Drame

Member
Beowulf28 said:
I can host a 32 player game right now.

Great!

All right

GAF Game in 1 Hour!

So, if you are missing chat invite, now is the time to whine

We will be playing 32 player games, so 16 gaffers vs. 16 random, or 16 vs. 16 gaf only game.

The team which side GAF will be on is Red

Let there be cake!
 
Haven't played MP yet, but can't even get a single player level to end. Doesn't seem like the UI's ever doing anything except fighting in the midfield. I get no healing/fighting support when i make a run at the princess. (and broke down the castle wall myself)

Any tips?
 

SapientWolf

Trucker Sexologist
Belfast said:
If you're not having fun with this game, or you think the multiplayer action sucks, here's the problem: you're on the internet. The internet is filled with vast swaths of people who don't know or don't care what they're doing. And unless that is ever rectified, it's going to make just about any random online game play like ass. The only solution really is to play with people you know or trust. :\
The other solution is to get on the mic and start barking orders. It works sometimes.
 

Dre

Member
SaggyMonkey said:
Haven't played MP yet, but can't even get a single player level to end. Doesn't seem like the UI's ever doing anything except fighting in the midfield. I get no healing/fighting support when i make a run at the princess. (and broke down the castle wall myself)

Any tips?
I keep hearing that the AI is bad, but from my personal experience I can say that the AI is fine.
I played the six chapters of the SP and won each on my first try. Even the dreaded sixth chapter was a piece of cake, I stormed the castle using the catapult with 3 AI buddies and ran while they were escorting me back towards our castle.
Then the trophy popped up, piece of cake.
 
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