Favorite Videogame Quotes

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I'm sure almost all of us can agree that videogames are as powerful as novels and films at telling a story. While playing these stories we have come across many memorable moments where the story's writing and dialogue further enhance the experience. What are your favorite quotes that you have come across while playing games? I'll start with one off the top of my head:

"Too much hope is the opposite of despair...An overpowering love may consume you in the end." -VINCENT, FFVII
 
"My pink dress, my favorite! Why would I wear anything else?" -- Princess Peach, Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door
 
Zero said:
I'm sure almost all of us can agree that videogames are as powerful as novels and films at telling a story. While playing these stories we have come across many memorable moments where the story's writing and dialogue further enhance the experience. What are your favorite quotes that you have come across while playing games? I'll start with one off the top of my head:
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I agree that videogames CAN be, but I don't think they have been yet as powerful as novels or films yet story-wise.


Anyway, my favorite quote is from Earthbound:

"Why don't you eat some pussy and scoot up to bed?"
 
Amir0x said:
I agree that videogames CAN be, but I don't think they have been yet as powerful as novels or films yet story-wise.
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True. As a whole, they are not. I've found a handful of individual games that I can truly say are as powerful, however.

Anyway, my favorite quote is from Earthbound:

"Why don't you eat some pussy and scoot up to bed?"
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Hilarious.
 
What the hell? How did that get in a Nintendo game? Either eating cooter or eating a cat, neither would make sense in a Nintendo game.
 
Amir0x said:
I agree that videogames CAN be, but I don't think they have been yet as powerful as novels or films yet story-wise.


Anyway, my favorite quote is from Earthbound:

"Why don't you eat some pussy and scoot up to bed?"
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WTF, are you serious!? I need to play this.
 
All Your Base Are Belong To Us.

(Not really, but I had to say it because it would be inevidable).

My true favourite quote, however is:

"Mario, It It You?" - Yoshi in Mario 64.

The one screw up to an awesome game :)
 
Mejilan said:
What the hell? How did that get in a Nintendo game? Either eating cooter or eating a cat, neither would make sense in a Nintendo game.
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Well, heh, it's not that Nintendo put it in there.

You see, when you start a new game in Earthbound you go through this sequence where you must name various things - your favorite food, your pet, all the characters that will join your party and your favorite "thing." If you enter the word "pussy" under food then when you talk to your mom she'll say "Why don't you eat some pussy and scoot up to bed?"

That's why I underlined the word because you can insert whatever five letter word you like there.
 
olimario said:
My mom told me to eat babies. :lol
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Liquid Snake: "You Snake, recieved all of the dominant genes, while I recieved all of the recessive genes, Do you know what it feels like, to know that your entire existence is GARBAGE ?!

Solid Snake: " So I recieved all of the dominant genes huh? Hah!

From MGS: Twin Snakes (it was a great exchange between these two, but it was Snake's "Hah" delivery that clinches it)
 
Amir0x said:
Well, heh, it's not that Nintendo put it in there.

You see, when you start a new game in Earthbound you go through this sequence where you must name various things - your favorite food, your pet, all the characters that will join your party and your favorite "thing." If you enter the word "pussy" under food then when you talk to your mom she'll say "Why don't you eat some pussy and scoot up to bed?"

That's why I underlined the word because you can insert whatever five letter word you like there.
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Ahhh. Now everything makes sense. Hahahaah, I'm surprised they didn't even attempt to incorporate a curse filter. Hahahah.

Man, I wish Mother 1 & 2 would come out here.
 
Revolver Ocelot to Snake in MGS:

"I love the feeling of sliding a long silver bullet into a well-greased chamber"



The double entendres were just too much for me to take-- I crack up whenever I hear this. :lol
 
Loki said:
Revolver Ocelot to Snake in MGS:



The double entendres were just too much for me to take-- I crack up whenever I hear this. :lol
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Now that I think about it, the original MGS is pretty much the king of great quotes for video games. I can see MGS getting remixed pretty much through every new cycle of systems from here on out, and still being a blast to play. A true classic in every way.
 
missAran said:
Name Link "Zelda" in Ocarina and Zelda will say, "Zelda... somehow that name sounds familiar."
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Haha!

My fav would be...

"It's too HOOOOTTT!! I can't take it any longer!" - Slippy, seemingly watching some real good porn... gay frog porn!
 
Chrono Trigger. Dalton's epic flight.

"No No No! Stop the music!"

Classic. Dalton was such an arrogant prick.. reminds me of someone... someone named me. :lol
 
My turn...

"My country lay within a vast desert. When the sun rose into the sky, a
burning wind punished my lands, searing the world. And when the moon climbed
into the dark of night, a frigid gale pierced our homes. No matter when it
came, the wind carried the same thing... Death. But the winds that blew across
the green fields of Hyrule brought something other than suffering and ruin. I
coveted that wind, I suppose."

*Link slams the Master Sword into Ganondorf's jeweled forehead*

"Ughnn... Heh Heh... The wind... It is blowing..."

*Ganondorf turns to stone*

I get shivers. There was more dialogue that I cut out, lots more, but these are the best parts, and still tell a cohesive whole.
 
DrEvil said:
My true favourite quote, however is:

"Mario, It It You?" - Yoshi in Mario 64.

The one screw up to an awesome game :)
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You screwed up the screw-up!

"Mario!!! It that really you???"
 
impirius said:
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I lost track of how many lines I liked in PM:1000 Year Door. The translation/writing was so awesome.

Edit: Breaking the 4th wall is fun!
"You in front of the TV listen up"
"Uh... you don't have a TV"
"NEVER YOU MIND!"

Edit 2: One of my favorite quotes is from Myth in the journal entry for 7 Gates:
"Damn I hate the cold! A few months of warm weather, and you forget what it feels like to have your eyes frost shut and the snot freeze in your nose."
 
Zero said:
True. As a whole, they are not. I've found a handful of individual games that I can truly say are as powerful, however.
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I can only hope you're not using FFVII as an example of this. Please no.

If so, you need to read more books.
 
Mejilan said:
My turn...

"My country lay within a vast desert. When the sun rose into the sky, a
burning wind punished my lands, searing the world. And when the moon climbed
into the dark of night, a frigid gale pierced our homes. No matter when it
came, the wind carried the same thing... Death. But the winds that blew across
the green fields of Hyrule brought something other than suffering and ruin. I
coveted that wind, I suppose."

*Link slams the Master Sword into Ganondorf's jeweled forehead*

"Ughnn... Heh Heh... The wind... It is blowing..."

*Ganondorf turns to stone*

I get shivers. There was more dialogue that I cut out, lots more, but these are the best parts, and still tell a cohesive whole.
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Indeed. The ending of TWW is great... Ganon's dialogue was excellent...
 
Metal Gear: "I feel asleep!"

Pro Wrestling: "A winner is you!"

Ghosts n Goblins, true end: "Congraturation. This story is happy end. Thank you.'

But nothing, NOTHING beats this:

Ghosts n Goblins: false end: 'Being the wise and courageour knight that you are you feel strongth welling. In your body. Return to starting point. Challenge again!'
 :lol :lol :lol
 
I know Eternal Darkness owns this topic.

"You...don't look so good anymore"

"MAY THE RATS EAT YOUR EYES!"

"They feast upon the many sweet breads a man has to offer" or something like that.

Mad Max Roivas is the greatest.
 
Sodom SFA3 - Please don't thank me. In fact, "Don't touch my moustache!"

"Doo itashimashite" sounds like "don't touch my moustache" means "you're welcome" or "not at all".

outside of the pun, which I had no idea about back then, it just cracked me up as a win quote. still say it sometimes when someone thanks me. Oh, I don't have a moustache.
 
Mejilan said:
My turn...

"My country lay within a vast desert. When the sun rose into the sky, a
burning wind punished my lands, searing the world. And when the moon climbed
into the dark of night, a frigid gale pierced our homes. No matter when it
came, the wind carried the same thing... Death. But the winds that blew across
the green fields of Hyrule brought something other than suffering and ruin. I
coveted that wind, I suppose."

*Link slams the Master Sword into Ganondorf's jeweled forehead*

"Ughnn... Heh Heh... The wind... It is blowing..."

*Ganondorf turns to stone*

I get shivers. There was more dialogue that I cut out, lots more, but these are the best parts, and still tell a cohesive whole.
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*Bows*

I was going to post that, now I don't have to. Awesome, awesome speech.
 
Mejilan said:
My turn...

"My country lay within a vast desert. When the sun rose into the sky, a
burning wind punished my lands, searing the world. And when the moon climbed
into the dark of night, a frigid gale pierced our homes. No matter when it
came, the wind carried the same thing... Death. But the winds that blew across
the green fields of Hyrule brought something other than suffering and ruin. I
coveted that wind, I suppose."

*Link slams the Master Sword into Ganondorf's jeweled forehead*

"Ughnn... Heh Heh... The wind... It is blowing..."

*Ganondorf turns to stone*

I get shivers. There was more dialogue that I cut out, lots more, but these are the best parts, and still tell a cohesive whole.
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That is THE best videogame quote as far as bad assness goes.
 
What, nobody has posted this yet?


THE PRESIDENT HAS BEEN KIDNAPPED BY NINJAS. ARE YOU A BAD ENOUGH DUDE TO RESCUE THE PRESIDENT?
 
Players of original RE1 might remember this one from "funnyman" Chris Redfield:
"We got to the ROOT [minor pause for added emphasis] of the problem."
 
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