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SoulPlaya

more money than God
Yukes should make a Kane video game.

And all you do in the game is sit in the ring, reading a newspaper, and picking different dialogue options for his thoughts on the newspaper.
 

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gurudyne

Member
In five years, the internet will contain no text. By that time everything that needs to be communicated can be said through wrestling .gifs.

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Yukes should make a Kane video game.

And all you do in the game is sit in the ring, reading a newspaper, and picking different dialogue options for his thoughts on the newspaper.

I was actually thinking about how to do a wrestling game where the goal wasn't to win so much as to put on legitimately entertaining matches with a variety of moves and good in-ring storytelling. Putting guys over would be the core mechanic, so there's your Kane game.
 
Here it is guys, the complete masterworks of the Kanyon Cutter. Both the Youtube and Dailymotion links have been provided. Enjoy!




Kanyon Cutter Montage Youtube

Kanyon Cutter Montage DailyMotion

Yeeeeeeeeessss. Thanks a ton. Downloaded and never deleting.

Take-two just want the yearly sales, so continuing with Yukes makes sense for them. Anyone who thought they'd take the time to build a new game from the ground up or actually spend money on shit like a new engine was kidding themselves.

Exactly what I thought when it was first mentioned that Take Two had got it. EA picking up the license was the only way we were ever going to get anything actually new out of it, not to mention the only chance we had of Aki/syn Sophia being brought in.

Holy shit haha. Is Kanyon like a resident WCW troll / DDP mark or what exactly lol? Some comedy gold there.

He was one of DDP's best friends. If I remember Kanyon's shoot interview correctly, the goal of it was to build into a feud once DDP returned but once it became obvious that DDP wasn't coming back, Kanyon dropped it. He didn't see the point of continuing it if there wasn't an actual feud, as he'd just be mimicking/mocking his friend for no reason. Of course, Russo wanted to keep going with it anyway because he's a fucking dick.

Kanyon was the best. Fuck Cena.
 

strobogo

Banned
Holy shit haha. Is Kanyon like a resident WCW troll / DDP mark or what exactly lol? Some comedy gold there.

Basically. He SWERVED DDP by faking an injury from being thrown off a cage through the entrance ramp the month before only to turn on him and Diamond Cut DDP off the stage. DDP then went home and Kanyon decided he would be the real DDP from now on. He started calling himself Positively Kanyon, pasted his face on DDP's book, put a brick in it, taped his ribs constantly, refered to everyone as "bro", used DDP's music, and decided to Diamond Cut everyone because YOU NEVER SEE IT COMING. It was for sure the most entertaining thing WCW had going on for those two months.
 
Basically. He SWERVED DDP by faking an injury from being thrown off a cage through the entrance ramp the month before only to turn on him and Diamond Cut DDP off the stage. DDP then went home and Kanyon decided he would be the real DDP from now on. He started calling himself Positively Kanyon, pasted his face on DDP's book, put a brick in it, taped his ribs constantly, refered to everyone as "bro", used DDP's music, and decided to Diamond Cut everyone because YOU NEVER SEE IT COMING. It was for sure the most entertaining thing WCW had going on for those two months.

That's F'n amazing. WWE should totally pull an angle like that, but they'd probably fuck it up anyways, sigh.
 

SoulPlaya

more money than God
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I was actually thinking about how to do a wrestling game where the goal wasn't to win so much as to put on legitimately entertaining matches with a variety of moves and good in-ring storytelling. Putting guys over would be the core mechanic, so there's your Kane game.
You know what? You're fucking right. Damn Kane is great.
 

strobogo

Banned
Judy Bagwell on a pole, Viagra on a pole, pipe on a pole, stick bat on a pole, the 49s match was four boxes on poles. Russo loves his poles.
 

jred2k

Member
They actually aired that match on an episode of Vintage Collection not too long ago. It was supposed to be a gimmick match special, but it was basically an excuse to shovel dirt on to WCW's grave then spit on it. They also showed the last couple minutes of the Jericho/Perry Saturn match that resulted in Saturn having to wear a dress.
 

Kaladin

Member
They actually aired that match on an episode of Vintage Collection not too long ago. It was supposed to be a gimmick match special, but it was basically an excuse to shovel dirt on to WCW's grave then spit on it. They also showed the last couple minutes of the Jericho/Perry Saturn match that resulted in Saturn having to wear a dress.

You can shovel dirt on WCW's grave without gimmick matches.
 

strobogo

Banned
Man, WWE's pettiness towards WCW is so frustrating. They can't do ANYTHING WCW related without slipping in some shots at it. They won the war 12 years ago. Let it go. A. A TON of the biggest stars WWE ever had came from WCW. B. Most of the really crazy WCW shit came from Vince Russo, who was a WWF guy for years. C. WWF had some of the worst gimmicks of all time from 1993-1996ish. D. They still use the WCW name to sell shit all the time.

There was one article that mentioned Mike Awesome and how terribly WCW used him. The same Mike Awesome that, when he came to the WWF, was a C-show jobber after the first month of the Invasion and was released. Where do they get the right to shit on how WCW used him? Even with the stupid gimmicks, at least he was a featured performer regularly in main events in WCW. Not jobbing to Funaki on Jakked at 1 in the morning on Saturdays.
 

strobogo

Banned
If DDP can get Scott Hall and Jake Roberts clean, sober, and healthy at the same time, he might go down as the greatest worker in the history of our great sport.


My fear is that a few months of living with Jake and Scott will turn DDP into this:


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Laserfrog

Member
On the heels of Jake raising all of that money from fans, I'm a little suspicious of Scott Hall's true intentions. Like Dream used to say, these guys are broken down, drug addicted, conmen.

I dunno, Scott going to DDP's was arranged before all that money was raised I think.
 
On the heels of Jake raising all of that money from fans, I'm a little suspicious of Scott Hall's true intentions. Like Dream used to say, these guys are broken down, drug addicted, conmen.

Hall's agreement to work with DDP came way before Jake's surgery charity pledge.

How much did Jake raise in the end?

It's still going. It ends on February 24. As of right now, they've raised $25,940. The original goal was $9,200. They have clarified that all the extra money will be going to dental work Jake has needed for years but hasn't been able to afford it.

http://www.indiegogo.com/jakethesnake
 

Ozone

Member
I'm watching Main Event from a couple weeks back. With this dancing gimmick, do you think they'll eventually drop the Tensai thing and just call him Albert again?
 
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