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February Wrasslin' |OT| Did somebody not get what they wanted?
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Dr Duncan Steel
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this kid is a piece of work in the LAW right now.
It's not even that. His argument for going against the "principal" to things is met in the face when he's paid money for the last two pay per views shows he's gonna conform to this shit on some level. Using piracy as your alternative is hilarious. If that was the case, he wouldn't have bought tonight's fucking event!
Why not? There was someone posting in the actual EC thread asking for a stream. No a lamp, a stream. In the thread itself. And no one cared.
Perspicacity
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I would bet large sums of money that it is the CRTC (basically the FCC for Canada but even more invasive and restrictive) that is holding back the network from coming here.
Sweeney Tom
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It's beautiful
MMAlberto trying to save us, let's hope it works
Did they paste HHH's head on someone else's body?
blackaroni
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So are there gonna be Wrasslegaf PPV viewing parties for the network?
Perspicacity
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Going by this the card is:
Batista vs Orton
Cena vs Bray
Triple H vs Lesnar
Daniel Bryan vs Hulk Hogan
Undertaker vs the WWE Universe
My picks are in bold
It's beautiful
Two men that can be interviewed on The Today Show without Matt Lauer laughing.
UberTag
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I see our 4 main events and our host, the Hulkster. Oh wonderful day!
Crippling Big Dave would make Del Rio the #2 face in the company behind D.Brine.
He would be recognized as the savior of WrestleMania XXX until the end of time.
They've slammed people for admitting to that crime on the air before. Calling in and publicly endorsing that on the show is just asinine.
And times have changed. Wasn't asking for lamps ban-worthy some months ago?
jobber
Would let Tony Parker sleep with his wife
ding ding
they act so salty about wwe network not coming there that it's annoying. It's not the company. Its your country.
Batista's awful tattoos don't make you laugh?
It's beautiful
Money is on the bald guy with tattoos
Professor Beef
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They're better than your tattoos!
It's beautiful
It's like a match up to see who has the worse tattoos.
EDIT - Beaten to the tattoo joke dammit!
Everyone is intense, but Bray is pleasantly confused, Bryan is happy to be here, and Cena is Cena.
No way, I got this sweet tattoo on my neck to remember when AJ won her Divas title.
Perspicacity
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They should come to the ring dressed as space marines
sounds sawft
running towards the camera with blue and orange lighting?
Carnby
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It's beautiful
Part of me wants to see WWE go through with this match so that we can all watch 75,000 people take a massive crap on this main event.
funkystudent
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Nah. Thats just a lot of photoshop.
Not as bad as when he still had long hair and they just used a body shot from around the early 00's.
Does not equal
It's hawrd, baby. H A W R D hawrd.
Net_Wrecker
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Batista vs Orton = Crowd wins and loses
Cena vs Bray = #Cenawinslol
Triple H vs Lesnar = "HHH conquered the beast in one of the best matches of all time" - The Big Show
Daniel Bryan vs Hulk Hogan = Hogan hospitalized due to attempted movement in a squared circle
Undertaker vs the WWE Universe = Undefeated streak continues because The Universe can't keep up with the finisher spam
Seriously, they know damn well why the 'E are rolling it out by pieces. They reported that the WWE was dropped by Dish, yet they are still bitching
BIONIC-ARRRMMM!!
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Do you also have a "Gamer Gurlz Rule!" tattoo on your left buttcheek?
Killing_Joke
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I'll be stunned if H doesn't get that co-main event spot. Which i wouldn't mind actually since Punk/Bryan deserve it.
Shamrock7r
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I always thought Orton's tattoos were well done, both in placement and quality. Batista's.... hahaha. The belly button tat says it all.
Nah. Thats just a lot of photoshop.
Not as bad as when he still had long hair and they just used a body shot from around the early 00's.
Does not equal
HHH was in great shape in 2008/2009. That bottom picture is touched up a bit, but it isn't far off from what he actually looked like.
HHH should have been Thor.
Liu Kang Baking A Pie
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What tribe is Orton a part of?
Nah. Thats just a lot of photoshop.
Not as bad as when he still had long hair and they just used a body shot from around the early 00's.
Does not equal
Made more silly by the fact that's it's alright for him to not be mega ripped. He's in his mid 40s and only wrestles occasionally.
Shamrock7r
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The Slow Talkers. They worship the voices in their head.
If HHH was Thor, that movie would have ended after 15 minutes.
"Script says here that Thor isn't worthy to wield the hammer? That doesn't work for me, so--" (tears page out and hands it to writer) "Fix it."
Also would have no sold all of Loki's tricks.
Dr Duncan Steel
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funkystudent
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TBH the only time he really looked out of shape was that ladder match with Nash.
He looks grand now and at least the promo material is accurate and not making him look like Chris Masters.
You're right about that aspect but I mean, skulls and tribal markings? You couldn't possibly be more generic.
Wait a God damned minute. You live in the central time zone. You jumped the gun by a full hour.
BIONIC-ARRRMMM!!
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