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[Sephzilla]

sidenote on cage matches... I fucking hate it when they have the "open door" stipulation... Makes the whole point of a cage stupid.

The door stipulation is stupid because it's so much faster than going over the cage and there's no reason to ever not go for the door. If I was in a cage match against someone I'd let them get almost to the top of the cage and then just fucking sprint to the door.

Another stupid thing in cage matches = pinfalls (normal cage matches that is, not hell in a cell)

grab that brass ring, seph

one of the 343i devs is in that thread and he's like "murder/rape are worse than getting a wrong drive through order" and I really wanted to reply with "so is paying 60 bucks for something and having it not work for 3 months". but i have trouble being a dick sometimes, i'd make a shitty heel.

So, when will Itami actually hit the GTS? In his next match, or are they gonna super slowburn it?

They're probably going to save it for when he either uses it to get a #1 contendership or win the belt

 

[Empyrean Heaven]

So, when will Itami actually hit the GTS? In his next match, or are they gonna super slowburn it?

Probably just keep teasing it. They don't want to do anything to bring CM Punk back into anyone's mind for a few more years at least.

 

[avengers23]

What a maneuver.

Can't even blame Vince for this one.
(VinceBenoitHeadButt.gif)

 

[Heel]

I dunno, bean breath, I'm thinking Kenny "The Jet" Smith would make a great 3rd chair on The Monday Night RAW. It's too bad they can't afford him.

 

[Alucard]

Probably just keep teasing it. They don't want to do anything to bring CM Punk back into anyone's mind for a few more years at least.

Nah. No point in teasing it if it's not going to pay off eventually. People know what he's going for. Not allowing him to do it would neuter him even more. He needs something, and hitting the GTS would be a really cool moment for him and the Full Sail crowd.

 

[somedevil]

So, when will Itami actually hit the GTS? In his next match, or are they gonna super slowburn it?

When the match is very important and deserves him doing the move. If he winning the title then he will do it. Japan tour is coming up so he might get a big match to do it soon.

Probably just keep teasing it. They don't want to do anything to bring CM Punk back into anyone's mind for a few more years at least.

The full sail crowd knows its his move and not punks.

 

[Sephzilla]

Probably just keep teasing it. They don't want to do anything to bring CM Punk back into anyone's mind for a few more years at least.

If they wanted to nix CM Punk references they would have told Itami to stop teasing it after the Ascension match. Instead he's teased it a few times since.

 

[jmdajr]

So, when will Itami actually hit the GTS? In his next match, or are they gonna super slowburn it?

Can't bust out that special move just on any occasion. It's like the spirit bomb.

 

[scabro]

one of the 343i devs is in that thread and he's like "murder/rape are worse than getting a wrong drive through order" and I really wanted to reply with "so is paying 60 bucks for something and having it not work for 3 months"

drop that pipebomb

I dunno, bean breath, I'm thinking Kenny "The Jet" Smith would make a great 3rd chair on The Monday Night RAW. It's too bad they can't afford him.

imagine Kenny calling Seth Kun's Pheonix Splash, or Neville's finisher.

he might literally overheat

like hes in a microwave

 

[Sephzilla]

Can't bust out that special move just on any occasion. It's like the spirit bomb.

I kind of want Demon Balor to have something like this - a finisher he only busts out in the face-paint and even then only busts it out on rare occasions. Granted, Demon Balor is a borderline broken character already and that might make him too OP

drop that pipebomb

no way. last time i saw someone drop anything like that on a GAF VIP they got banned for it. I don't want to be moved to the legends page of WrestleGAF

 

[bean breath]

I dunno, bean breath, I'm thinking Kenny "The Jet" Smith would make a great 3rd chair on The Monday Night RAW. It's too bad they can't afford him.

They've already stolen "Fave Fives" from Inside The NBA, Booker T just needs to study more tape.

 

[Chamber]

The last 20 minutes or so of Life is Strange was pretty intriguing. Still not committed for the whole thing but I'm down for Episode 2 at least.

 

[lovely ladies]

no way. last time i saw someone drop anything like that on a GAF VIP they got banned for it. I don't want to be moved to the legends page of WrestleGAF

You mean getting Discojoned.

They've already stolen "Fave Fives" from Inside The NBA, Booker T just needs to study more tape.

They're readying Booker T'ing a Fool as we speak.

 

[sf2fanatic]

I love console Tekken character endings.

King's my favorite one.

 

[Heel]

Imagine Kenny "The Jet" Smith setting the stage for a top rope manuver, though.

"Okay...he's climbing. Okay...OKAY. He's still climbing! Get up there young fella."

WWE, make that call.

 

[Jimmy King]

Punk has said Brock Lesnar has offered him all his help. I think the ideal scenario here is that Brock goes back to UFC in time to be in attendance for Punk's fight so we can get a BorkCringe.gif

 

[jred2k]

The HOF lineups are going to look so dire in a few years. The 2000s were so devoid of new stars the headliners are gonna be lol-worthy.

 

[Data West]

There's a crying baby in this tag match. Lance Archer confirmed to make babies cry.

 

[UberTag]

The HOF lineups are going to look so dire in a few years. The 2000s were so devoid of new stars the headliners are gonna be lol-worthy.

Can't wait for the HOF class headlined by The Great Khali.

 

[bean breath]

Imagine Kenny "The Jet" Smith setting the stage for a top rope manuver, though.

"Okay...he's climbing. Okay...OKAY. He's still climbing! Get up there young fella."

WWE, make that call.

I feel like Byron Saxton has got the Reggie Miller role down already so no need to waste money on him.

 

[scabro]

Imagine Kenny "The Jet" Smith setting the stage for a top rope manuver, though.

"Okay...he's climbing. Okay...OKAY. He's still climbing! Get up there young fella."

WWE, make that call.

only if the commentary also gets piped through the arena

imagine that on a ladder match

 

[bean breath]

Instead of John Cena's photoshops, you can have Gone Fishing photoshops on the Titantron when someone gets injured or something.

 

[Jimmy King]

Instead of John Cena's photoshops, you can have Gone Fishing photoshops on the Titantron when someone gets injured or something.

 

[scabro]

I feel like Byron Saxton has got the Reggie Miller role down already so no need to waste money on him.

quick name your Inside the WWE Panel

Booker T, Big E, Ron Simmons, and Maggle Cole

Instead of John Cena's photoshops, you can have Gone Fishing photoshops on the Titantron when someone gets injured or something.

Cena's Shops would be a great segment

 

[RP912]

Is Raw even coming on tonight?

 

[Scottify]

Saw this on the Twitter machine, thought I'd share.

 

[Kaladin]

Go to your room Frackh, you know what you did.

 

[Scottify]

Damn it all, just when I start to get in good with Wrassle-GAF I blow it by overplaying my hand. Ah well, nothing ventured, nothing gained.

 

[bean breath]

Imagine Kenny "The Jet" Smith setting the stage for a top rope manuver, though.

"Okay...he's climbing. Okay...OKAY. He's still climbing! Get up there young fella."

WWE, make that call.

only if the commentary also gets piped through the arena

imagine that on a ladder match

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HFgjZ-rI8ZY

 

[RP912]

Getting around to watching The New Beginning in Sendai. Ron Conway got robbed . Bruce plz!

 

[Chamber]

The HOF lineups are going to look so dire in a few years. The 2000s were so devoid of new stars the headliners are gonna be lol-worthy.

More dire than the current 2015 class of Randy Savage, Arnold Schwarzenegger and mother fucking Rikishi?

 

[Biggest-Geek-Ever]

Saw this on the Twitter machine, thought I'd share.

.

 

[krae_man]

The HOF lineups are going to look so dire in a few years. The 2000s were so devoid of new stars the headliners are gonna be lol-worthy.

They can fill the gap by inducting HHH several times.

-Induct him as a wrestler
-Induct him in the builders category
-Induct DX
-Induct New DX(just him and HBK)
-Induct Evolution
-Induct The Authority
-Induct the Fragime
-Induct Terra Ryzing

 

[Sibersk Esto]

Hey, Savage deserves to be in there!

 

[jmdajr]

They can fill the gap by inducting HHH several times.

-Induct him as a wrestler
-Induct him in the builders category
-Induct DX
-Induct New DX(just him and HBK)
-Induct Evolution
-Induct The Authority
-Induct the Fragime
-Induct Terra Ryzing

Absolutely

 

[bean breath]

quick name your Inside the WWE Panel

Booker T, Big E, Ron Simmons, and Maggle Cole

Booker T = Charles Barkley

Titus O'Neil = Kenny Smith

Mark Henry = Shaq

Tom Phillips = Ernie Johnson

 

[Sibersk Esto]

Wrestlemania 13's intro is a narration that basically says that the new generation have corrupted WWF and is responsible for why Wrestlemania won't be magical this year

sorry DM

WRESTLEMANIA 13: BROUGHT TO YOU BY PLAYSTATION

 

[scabro]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HFgjZ-rI8ZY

oh he got this one

hes got that one one

oh he got that one

 

[Heroman]

More dire than the current 2015 class of Randy Savage, Arnold Schwarzenegger and mother fucking Rikishi?

Any class with Randy isn't in bad class.

 

[jmdajr]

Any class with Randy isn't in bad class.

That's right

 

[Jimmy King]

never forget

the video has it all:

-Triple H singing
-Bryan corpsing
-Record scratch
-Triple H going agro

 

[Chamber]

Any class with Randy isn't in bad class.

...Nah. Savage is my all time favorite wrestler but Arnold and Rikishi being 2nd and 3rd in this class is the definition of dire.

 

[Roland_Gunner]

I kind of want Demon Balor to have something like this - a finisher he only busts out in the face-paint and even then only busts it out on rare occasions. Granted, Demon Balor is a borderline broken character already and that might make him too OP

They could let him bust out the OG Sunday Bloddy Sunday but controlling some of the main roster monsters might be legit dangerous.

 

[Sibersk Esto]

Oh my god the four way tag match opener to WM 13 is so bad. Vince is dragging this commentary down to modern levels. Also Furnas and Lafonde are treated like SHIT

I think I'm gonna need a drink

 

[Serpentine]

The HOF lineups are going to look so dire in a few years. The 2000s were so devoid of new stars the headliners are gonna be lol-worthy.

If Sin Cara is a lifer, I can easily see him getting inducted in like a decade.

And you know Kofi is another first ballot HOFer once he retires

 

[XenoRaven]

I don't think Rikishi is a bad addition

 

[scabro]

...Nah. Savage is my all time favorite wrestler but Arnold and Rikishi being 2nd and 3rd in this class is the definition of dire.

you really dissin rikishi right now

 

[jmdajr]

...Nah. Savage is my all time favorite wrestler but Arnold and Rikishi being 2nd and 3rd in this class is the definition of dire.

So we got... 3 left maybe? What you think?

Brutus Beefcake? Al Snow? Doink?

Spoiler

ok...just kidding about Al Snow

 

[Jimmy King]

If there is ever a physical WWE HoF there needs to be a mold of Rikishi's ass cheeks.

 

[jmdajr]

If there is ever a physical WWE HoF there needs to be a mold of Rikishi's ass cheeks.

Absolutely. That disgusting thing was over big time.