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Garbage List of Garbage Platforming Games
5. Ratchet and Clank series - just horrible
4. Crash Bandicoot - What an uninspired, shit mascot with poor games
3. Megaman X - the fuck you foolin, this is a shadow of its former self
2. Rayman Series - Dogshit platformer, every single time
1. Spyro Series - who you foolin
5. Ratchet and Clank series - just horrible
4. Crash Bandicoot - What an uninspired, shit mascot with poor games
3. Megaman X - the fuck you foolin, this is a shadow of its former self
2. Rayman Series - Dogshit platformer, every single time
1. Spyro Series - who you foolin
blackaroni
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Get the fuck out of here. Mega Man X is single handily better than anything else that franchise dumped out.
Rafa=FedKilla
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I love Renee's new haircut.
To be fair it felt like a transitional era. Technology was growing slowly but surely. It didn't hit the peak until Dreamcast came out. Dreamcast is like the ECW of Sony's WWE and Nintendo's NWA.
slightconfuse
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Does someone seriously think the N64 had a decent JRPG output? I don't even think that's a point of contention, no matter how much you love Quest 64.
Nah
I loved this game so much. It still plays great to this day.
dr3upmushroom
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You're garbage and everything you wrote is garbage.
YOU MOTHERFUCKER I WILL SCRATCH YOUR CORNEA.
Crash 2 is top 10 of all time in terms of platformers.
Professor Beef
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Sonic is good. People tend to overrate the Adventure games due to nostalgia, but holy mother of god are they garbage now. The Genesis games are still good, obv.
Crash Bandicoot 2 and 3 are legendary platformers that still hold up today. Crash Team Racing is also a Top 3 kart racer, next to Sonic Transformed and Double Dash. Mario Kart 64 has not held up well at all, and is best forgotten along with WarGames.
Crash Bandicoot 2 and 3 are legendary platformers that still hold up today. Crash Team Racing is also a Top 3 kart racer, next to Sonic Transformed and Double Dash. Mario Kart 64 has not held up well at all, and is best forgotten along with WarGames.
I liked Sonic Colors and Generations better than ALL the New Super Marios and Mario 3D World.
This is the first song I test new speakers with every time.
This is the first song I test new speakers with every time.
I won't argue with you on that one, SNES had some great JRPGs. Then that mantle went to Sony when the PS1 hit, and stayed with them on the PS2. They relinquished that title though when the DS and 3DS hit. I feel like Nintendo is the reigning and defending home for great JRPGs now.
Orge battle 64, and Zelda isn't a RPG.
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Did you two grow up in your preteen or a little earlier years with a PS1? That's the only explanation I can come up with for why you'd enjoy those pretenders.
I always thought Zelda was a RPG for some strange reason and I really wanted to play Orge Battle until I saw the price for it.
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I mean shit, if you wanna talk best platformer of ALL TIME?
ALL TIME?
It's not even a question. God among games:
Spelunky is fucking PERFECT.
ALL TIME?
It's not even a question. God among games:
Spelunky is fucking PERFECT.
I mean shit, if you wanna talk best platformer of ALL TIME?
ALL TIME?
It's not even a question. God among games:
Spelunky is fucking PERFECT.
mmmmyes my indie game > all your corporate mainstream swill. mmmmm
Nocturnowl
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I'm only here to come to the defence of Rayman.
Rayamn 2, Origins and Legends are the good stuff.
Oh and while I don't like MMX nearly as much as Classic, the first two ain't garbage but then again I haven't played the rest and by all accounts after 4 it doesn't seem recommended. The rest I'm indifferent to so go ahead, though I'd add that I don't really consider R&C much of a platformer, well maybe it's like the 3D take on an action platformer but it could use more actual platforming, not bad but not for me.
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Akebono loved the N64
I mean shit, if you wanna talk best platformer of ALL TIME?
ALL TIME?
It's not even a question. God among games:
Spelunky is fucking PERFECT.
One day I will give the fucking Afro dude his key so I can finally see the next level. Until then Spelunky is a game that I hate but goddamn I love it.
While Galaxy and 3d world are better but I love spelunky, wish I was better at it.I mean shit, if you wanna talk best platformer of ALL TIME?
ALL TIME?
It's not even a question. God among games:
Spelunky is fucking PERFECT.
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Never let it be said I don't accept when there's a great game, no matter the budget. Spelunky is that mother fucking platformer. Perfect in every way. I don't think there's any way to improve it, honestly.
Professor Beef
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Akebono loved the N64
I thought you posted a pic of yourself there for a second.
BronsonLee
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Woah hey as someone who's had a corneal ulcer nah bruh
...but ya Sunny you're fucking up with Mega Man X on there
I mean shit, if you wanna talk best platformer of ALL TIME?
ALL TIME?
It's not even a question. God among games:
Spelunky is fucking PERFECT.
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Why would you think that? I don't have tattoos like that, nor do I own any glasses like that.
to be fair though I thought this was you in the video, Beef-san
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dsIkd_apfGU
I still fucking love this goddamn video
Like like of mega man the first 3 games are fantastic but after that they suckUgh, I can't believe it, hating on Mega Man X
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La-Mulana is fucking dope, my only complaint is that it's too thinky for my brutish brain. Less thinky more runny. What a hellacious soundtrack though, sounds like an 80s anime. You know, the good kind.
After Mega Man 3 the franchise becomes Hogan tier SAME OLD SHIT until Mega Man X comes along and acts as the Real Ass Stone Cold of the franchise.
dr3upmushroom
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Don't try to pull this age card either. These were great games that I can go back and enjoy still to this day.
Spyro 1&2 are great, Crash 1-3 were good games.
Also, R&C came much later and the first three games were magic, better than any platformer Nintendo put out for the GC.
What's your opinion on Jak & Daxter?
Average is kind, friend.
Nocturnowl
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Spelunky is one of the few games I've played that makes procedurally generated stage design really quite great, that's an achievement in itself because usually I'm running in the opposite direction upon hearing randomised level design.
MK64 might as well just be renamed Block Fort 64.
You were doing well until legendary platformers and Double Dash which is just decent and not in contention with the goodness of transformed.
MK64 might as well just be renamed Block Fort 64.
You chose the correct track.
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But did you grow up with them?
Jak and Daxter felt very soulless and boring to me. Did not enjoy. Didn't go past the first one though. I did laugh at the comparison between the cover of Jak 2 and Gears of War 2.
the story wasn't BAD, it was okay, nothing more. I still can't believe some people were saying stuff like "I can't play anything else anymore because it's not as good as TLoU"
I might agree. The only Rare games I truly love are Donkey Kong Country 2 and GoldenEye.
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