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[Dick Justice]

You can feel the prestige dripping off that belt, being defended on the pre-show.

 

[Fox318]

Yes it was and it was won by Geico insurance spokesman Kevin Owens.

edit: Has Barrett actually been cleared this time? Nope just sheamus.

nope

he can't bump

 

[UberTag]

The US title is defended on the.. kickoff show? Wow. Shows how little value it carries now.

Cena's US Open Challenge program has clearly paid off.

 

[TimeEffect]

People always get mad at Brie aping the yes chant, but Alberto shamelessly tries to get the Si chant going lol

 

[Bubba T]

Etc etc in 2016 I guess

Where the hell is that guy who came up with that conspiracy theory about Owens being in the doghouse? :lol


"...in 2016"

Meh. We are in a thread talking about a terrible soap opera. We might as well match it with terrible memes as well.

 

[TheStruggler]

HOW IS THIS GROUP STILL A STABLE AND RELEVANT??? What have they done that was significant?

 

[Pikma]

https://www.instagram.com/p/BByoW6spEyZ/?taken-by=noellefoley

Dayum

 

[MG310]

Okay, seriously, is Barrett ever going to fucking heal?

Hasn't competed in over a month but still living that Randy Orton pants free life.

 

[Fox318]

You can feel the prestige dripping off that belt, being defended on the pre-show.

You want to know who ruined the belt?

Jon Stewart's kid.

Cena should have never lost the belt and he shouldn't have faced seth at summerslam.

 

[Pikma]

Meh. We are in a thread talking about a terrible soap opera. We might as well match it with terrible memes as well.

Don't worry, I won't stop you from doing it, I just expressed an opinion.

 

[ramoisdead]

Barrett may be another person on the retirement path soon. I would love for him to be on commentary though.

 

[avengers23]

Okay, seriously, is Barrett ever going to fucking heal?

 

[LycanXIII]

Barrett may be another person on the retirement path soon. I would love for him to be on commentary though.

And Barrett was the chosen one from Nexus.

 

[somedevil]

So Kalisto vs Del Rio has been bumped by the Christian and Edge segment.


So the Card is going to be this then:

Dean vs Roman vs Brock
Ziggler vs Owens
Charlotte vs Brie
AJ vs Jericho
Sasha and Becky vs Naomi and Tamina
Bray, Harper and Braun vs Big Show, Ryback and Kane
Edge and Christian Segment.

 

[UberTag]

Barrett may be another person on the retirement path soon. I would love for him to be on commentary though.

Perhaps this is secretly the reason Lawler switched to a heel persona on SmackDown to kick off 2016. Self-preservation. No vacancies for heel color commentary at the desk now.

 

[Colocho]

You want to know who ruined the belt?

Jon Stewart's kid.

Cena should have never lost the belt and he shouldn't have faced seth at summerslam.

I think giving it to Del Rio and him not defending it for like 2 months was what killed it.

 

[Bubba T]

I have to say, they really did a number on Zach Ryder. I thought as he was getting his ass kicked by Kane that there was going to be some payoff, some moment where Ryder gets the edge. What ended up happening was him kayfabe cryin while Cena steals his girl.

 

[Ithil]

I hope ADR is worth million and whatever they're paying him to be in the preshow.

 

[Snowman Prophet of Doom]

Barrett gets injured all the time. Retirement is probably a good option for him, honestly, if he wants to have any mobility when he reaches his 50s.

 

[Bluekaveli]

Wade is another Career Cena has injured to the point of no return.

 

[Pikma]

So Kalisto vs Del Rio has been bumped by the Christian and Edge segment.


So the Card is going to be this then:

Dean vs Roman vs Brock
Ziggler vs Owens
Charlotte vs Brie
AJ vs Jericho
Sasha and Becky vs Naomi and Tamina
Bray, Harper and Braun vs Big Show, Ryback and Kane
Edge and Christian Segment.

I mean, I understand that they want to push The Edge and Christian show but why would it take enough time to bump a championship match? Unless there's more to it?

 

[shanafan]

Rusev whistling.. this dude needs to turn face and just do comedy

 

[Bubba T]

Why are the Lucha Dragons fighting a team called the League of Nations. They should be joining them and become a super heel faction.

 

[LycanXIII]

I mean, I understand that they want to push The Edge and Christian show but why would it take enough time to bump a championship match? Unless there's more to it?

Enzo & Cass debut

Why are the Lucha Dragons fighting a team called the League of Nations. They should be joining them and become a super heel faction.

Same for Neville.

 

[Bluekaveli]

Why are the Lucha Dragons fighting a team called the League of Nations. They should be joining them and become a super heel faction.

ADR is like the Mexican drug lord while they are just regular joes, the drug lord is evil while they are the good guys.

 

[ChosenPredator]

god i hate the stupid logic of them hanging on the ropes

 

[BananasWithGuns]

Sin Cara playing "the floor is lava" to set up that move.

 

[TimeEffect]

Awful finisher. How can I possibly explain that in kayfabe

 

[Ithil]

How they haven't dumped that stomp yet I don't know. Takes the "time to get into a position no one ever is in" problem with the 619 or Reigns' dropkick and multiplies it by ten because it's actually his finisher too.

 

[Fox318]

that was a chikara level dumb spot


keep that shit outta here

 

[buttery fistful]

Sin Cara playing "the floor is lava" to set up that move.

oh my, i'm hung up on the ropes here, i can't seem to get free, whatever shall i dooooo

 

[shwimpy]

...and he was buried by HHH.

 

[Bowser]

Man, this episode of Raw has been straight garbage

 

[Bluekaveli]

They need to remember Ahmed Johnson. The first ever black ic champion.

 

[Pikma]

Black History Month? Time to bring up Booker's criminal past!

I'm pretty sure they can talk about his achievements without mentioning that.

 

[TimeEffect]

WCW: 5x champ
WWE: Spinaroonie

 

[Sweeney Tom]

 

[UberTag]

Awful finisher. How can I possibly explain that in kayfabe

There's some agent in the back booking Del Rio's matches that is as much of a hack as Vince and Dunn and needs to be sent out to pasture.

I hope it's not Arn.

 

[Fox318]

Seeing Booker T always makes me angry.

He should have fucking won at 19.

He should have been the champ.

Notice how they fucking ignore that match.

Fuck you HHH and fuck you nash.

 

[Dunedain_Ranger]

And teacher of respect (Cough... Batista)

 

[Shadow780]

Where's the part that Haitch went over tho?

 

[MG310]

Should just keep using The Kick That Beat John Cena but Seth will be back for that move soon.

 

[Ithil]

Where's the part that Haitch went over tho?

People like you don't get to see that part!

 

[HarryDemeanor]

https://www.instagram.com/p/BByoW6spEyZ/?taken-by=noellefoley

The Clown must have one hell of a game.

 

[Fox318]

 

[Bluekaveli]

Becky and Naomi? Zzzzz

 

[ramoisdead]

The Kick That Beat John Cena.
The Knee That Beat John Cena.

I'm waiting for the Slap That Beat John Cena to happen.

 

[Laws00]

Is Byron Saxton taking Micheal Coles job of being the the commentator everyone picks on?

 

[Ithil]

Come on it was pretaped, you could have done a second take.

 

[UberTag]

Becky and Naomi? Zzzzz

Followed by The Big Show vs. Brauny the Strowman.

I can smell the ratings from here.