It's been a while since I updated, and I've done a whole bunch of shit in FF7.
After convincing Roto13's grandpappy to hide our stash and turn his 3D space model into a safe house, we decided to go back to the City of the Ancients and find out what in the world Boney was up to. Turns out Boney was trying to save the world, but Sephiroth put a damper on that plan. Our mission is now clear:
save the cheerleader kill Sephiroth, save the world. Before we could put that plan into motion however, there was a bit of a crisis that needed to be taken care of. Shinra somehow moved the Junon Cannon (without anybody noticing) and plopped it on top of Midgar like a stack of Legos (again, with few people noticing and also within the span of no more than 2 weeks). Their plan was to fire a huge blast of energy at Sephiroth's shield so people could get inside to where he is.
Unfortunately, one of the Weapon critters decided to intervene. It managed to get a volley off, but not before getting a hole in its chest for its trouble. It was a cool twofer: shield goes down, Rufus blows up. Unfortunately, before we could attack Sephiroth, Hojo decides he's going to
continue to be a dick and overloads the cannon. Not only that, but Reeve (the Oracle to Gravijah's Batman) gets thrown in prison by Gwah-hah-hah and Kya-hah-hah.
Since it had been a while since we all did anything badass, I took Kagari and Billychu with me and we decided to parachute into Midgar. We traveled through the stanky sewers until we finally get out just in time for Heidegger and Scarlet to somehow sneak by us in a giant fucking robot. We didn't have time for their crap, so I asked Kagari to cast Knights of the Round so we could hurry up. Once that was done, we met up with Hojo and killed him dead. We celebrated Shinra's defeat by having everybody leave the ship and find out
what they're fighting for, which left me and ULTROS by ourselves.
After a very subtly implied sexy scene, we go back onto the ship and find out that everyone has come back. Even Dark Schala came back, but tried to play it cool and did a backflip onto the ledge that she's always standing on. After some more cheerful hellos, Billychu flipped a switch and we zoomed off to Disc 3.
I decided that before we head into the big, ominous crater, I should take care of a few things. I KO'd Ultima Weapon (which took me a long time since I didn't know you could cast KotR and have him instantly go to Cosmo Canyon). And since I was collecting Enemy Skills, we headed back to Wutai so Kagari could finally settle things with her father. After a grueling fight (read: waiting for him to cast Trine), they finally made up...and Kagari's father told her to steal our materia again. :|
Right now, my save file is just outside of Gold Saucer and I'm trying to figure out if I want to try doing the Secret Battle stuff, or just head to the Crater.