lol localization descriptions for the joke weapons are top tier
Bottle: Best suited for thirsty warriors.
Daikon Radish: Not the best weapon, but delicious when pickled.
Broom: Don't think of it as a broom. It is a spear with a thousand tiny points.
Bamboo Pole: Nature's finest blacksmithing on display.
Frying Pan: Heavy and hard to wield, but cast iron, so you don't really need to clean it.
Carp Streamer: Not great in a fight, but very festive.
Quill Pen: Not actually mightier than the sword.
Chopstick: Better on the table than the battlefield.
Rubber Bow: Someone's idea of a battlefield prank?
Bamboo Yumi: Perhaps the final project in a bow-making class?
Ember: A cantrip learned by beginning mages.
Paper: Supposedly beats rock, but not much else.