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[Meier]

and it's surprisingly poor. Who would have guessed?

Oh dear lord where do I begin.

I just got back from a test screening of Alone in the Dark, the latest crap-fest from Uwe Boll. This is quite possibly the worst film I've seen period and I used to work for Troma.

If you ever thought that a focus group was for making a flawed film better, flush that notion down the toilet, when they found out that we rated the film poor we were not allowed to take part in the focus group, the screening people then ran franticly around trying to find anyone who thought this movie was anything above fair.

http://www.aintitcool.com/display.cgi?id=18564

 

[sprsk]

i cant fucking wait. uwe boll is my hero.

 

[Trevelyon]

"Oh... shit, I'm so screwed"

 

[MassiveAttack]

My lord... IT has begun.

 

[MassiveAttack]

 

[Wario64]

 

[Grizzlyjin]

I'm going to see the movie just for that moment. :lol

 

[SolidSnakex]

holy hell, this jackass got the rights to Bloodrayne, too!

The end of days is indeed near.

The most amazing thing about that is that they have a 40 million dollar budget for Bloodrayne, yet look at the suit they managed to get for Rayne.

 

[Sho Nuff]

oh

my

god

Please tell me that picture is a photoshop. Boll must be completely out of his mind.

 

[Die Squirrel Die]

Why do people keep giving this guy money.

 

[teiresias]

Boll must be completely out of his mind.

I doubt it, he's just talentless.

 

[SolidSnakex]

Oh my..I just checked and this guy has alot of game movies coming:

"JW: What’s next for you, FarCry?

UB: We are developing FarCry right now; I hope to get the first draft next week. We are also working on Fear Effect from Eidos, Dungeon Siege from Microsoft and also Hunter: The Reckoning. I must say the draft we have got for Hunter: The Reckoning is the best action game script I have ever read. I am very optimistic for that movie."

WTF?

 

[Wario64]

wtf indeed...

 

[Scalemail Ted]

NOOOOOOoooooOOOOOO!!!!

God...they go out of their way to find people with no talent. This guy is worse than Paul W. S. Anderson. And thats no easy task.

 

[sprsk]

Oh my..I just checked and this guy has alot of game movies coming:

"JW: What’s next for you, FarCry?

UB: We are developing FarCry right now; I hope to get the first draft next week. We are also working on Fear Effect from Eidos, Dungeon Siege from Microsoft and also Hunter: The Reckoning. I must say the draft we have got for Hunter: The Reckoning is the best action game script I have ever read. I am very optimistic for that movie."

WTF?

oh i cant wait for hunter the reckoning. Bikers and zombies are key elements in the equation for greatness.

quick question, who the fuck keeps giving the rights to this guy to make video game movies?!

 

[Die Squirrel Die]

Oh my..I just checked and this guy has alot of game movies coming:

"JW: What’s next for you, FarCry?

UB: We are developing FarCry right now; I hope to get the first draft next week. We are also working on Fear Effect from Eidos, Dungeon Siege from Microsoft and also Hunter: The Reckoning. I must say the draft we have got for Hunter: The Reckoning is the best action game script I have ever read. I am very optimistic for that movie."

WTF?

Okay I think I get it. You've got a bunch of IPs that don't really have much chance of getting picked by a proper producer/director/studio so you sell it to Uwe Boll. It's money you wouldn't have made anyway.

 

[The Bookerman]

Boll: "All your game franchises belong to me!"

Is he on a mission to destroy every goddamn videogame franchise in history?

 

[SolidSnakex]

oh i cant wait for hunter the reckoning. Bikers and zombies are key elements in the equation for greatness.

"UB: Its like a team, with Drew Schneider, Enrich Brundown working with White Wolf (People who make the game). From the beginning they had a great pitch. Its a very good script with all the rot, ghouls, skin rider, and poltergeist all in the one movie. Its really working well and I really like it. I want do this as the next movie if it’s possible, we will see. But the next four weeks I have to finish shooting BloodRayne."

 

[Die Squirrel Die]

Boll: "All your game franchises belong to me!"

Is he on a mission to destroy every goddamn videogame franchise in history?

I think the late-90s/early-00s rush to buy up the movie rights any successful game have passed. I think most publishers are glad there's still a nutjob who'll seemingly pick up anything.

 

[Prince of Space]

Its really working well and I really like it. I want do this as the next movie if it’s possible, we will see. But the next four weeks I have to finish shooting BloodRayne."

He sounds completely bummed that BloodRayne is getting in the way of this movie.

 

[SolidSnakex]

He sounds completely bummed that BloodRayne is getting in the way of this movie.

He seems very excited about getting to shoot a nude scene in Bloodrayne though:

JW: Yes, I remember you said early on the actor would have to be able to appear nude.

UB: ehhh....well we have not shot it yet, we will be doing it in two weeks and will see how far we can go (lot of laughs)

 

[Funky Papa]

This is quite possibly the worst film I've seen period and I used to work for Troma.

This must be the most terrible comment regarding a movie I've ever read. It can't go worse than this.

 

[Lakitu]

Who or what is Troma?

And that sounds pretty damn horrible, die Uwe Boll or quit making movies, whichever you want!

 

[SolidSnakex]

Who or what is Troma?

And that sounds pretty damn horrible, die Uwe Boll or quit making movies, whichever you want!

They're the film studio that made the Toxic Avenger films and such. Basically as B Movie as you can get. Really low budget, really bad acting and over the top gore.

 

[Memles]

Who or what is Troma?

And that sounds pretty damn horrible, die Uwe Boll or quit making movies, whichever you want!

Ever seen Beat the Geeks? Most of the time, if you beat the movie geek, you get to be killed in a Troma film. Basically, cheap ass horror films.

 

[Fatghost]

Troma films are great fun though.

 

[Shogmaster]

Uwe Boll is Ed Wood resurrected.

 

[sprsk]

Uwe Boll is Ed Wood resurrected.

yes sir!