Is that the XF signal? I knew I felt some sort of stick up my ass.
Glassman isn't an idiot. Well, not completely. TLDR: he's a horrible individual and believing that his program "works" is silly. And, yes, XF will always be tied to Glassmen.
He's a former "gymnast" (he says he hurt himself and now likes to cycle, which is why he looks like shit) who claims to have "invented" crossfit by himself way back in the day. When XF was first beginning, it wasn't the insane mess of "we're the best and anybody can do this shit to be the best and if you don't do XF you suck and we fuck your mom." It was "people should focus on all around fitness and design programs around that." Stuff like, do some heavy lifts and then something like Fran. Ya know BASIC FUNDAMENTAL STRENGTH AND CONDITIONING. Just with a weird circuits. He, wisely, surrounded himself with a group of people he could point at and say "see, we're not stupid" whenever he got criticism (Ripp, Wolf, Everett, the Zone diet guy, etc.). People he could trust to train the things he himself had no fucking idea about. I mean, have you seen the guy even do a deadlift? Like ever? Or run sprints? Does he look like he does paleo? Or snatches?
However, as soon as he had a taste of success, two things happened. First, he capitalized like a motherfucker. This, is to his credit. Seriously, don't get me wrong, I wish I could have created an oz of what he has. Second, he started lying. A lot. Also, possibly might have started drinking. This is only verified by some of his staff. If you ever get really bored, the first few years of the XF websites comment portion has him arging with a lot of people. Like the Dragons door guys and Gym Jones. Saying shit like, he's the original XFer and is better at XF than most of the people in the world. Why were they pissed?
Because Glassmen started lying about his success rates with CF and saying incorrect shit all over the place. Dangerous incorrect shit. Not just incorrect like "you're saying your statement is scientific when it hasn't peer reviewed" type stuff, but
"it's fucking impossible to turn a 200 pound max deadlift to a 500-750 pound max deadlift in two years while only pulling max singles four or five times a year" and "kipping pullups are not the same as a regular pull up and isn't dangerous at all" type stuff. And that's all over the site. The forums, the "crossfit journal" videos. It's insane. You'll have to dig, but the "20% slop factor" quote is all through their videos from 2008-9. High rep power snatches? 20% slop on that shouldn't hurt ya, right? I believe they still have, under their FAQ, that XF is the best way to get big and muscular. Not a well set up barbell program, but XF. Insanity.
It started to collapse on itself around the time the risk retention group got set up. XF boxes were starting to run into issues getting liability insurance (go fucking figure) so they set up a XF RRG. They got the several tens of thousands of dollars to set up the policies.... and it took a few YEARS before it was all set up. During this time, Rip told them to fuck off, Robb Wolf told them to fuck off, Greg Everett almost beat the shit out of Dave Astro (one of their corporate people), they changed their affiliate license price from 500 to around 2000 (remember, this gets you nothing but the ability to use the name for a year), signing a deal with Reebok (remember all those no corporate promises)... it was a god damned mess. All this time though... cranking out those level ones like a bitch.
The end of the story has him cheating on his wife, getting a divorce, having her try to sell her half of XF to an investment firm, and Glassmen, in order to stop her from getting it sent over to a company who would have 50% control, borrowed money from a
different investment firm so he could have the scratch to take her to court and make her sell the company to him for that price... except he still owes them the money... and the firm specializes in adjusting management procedures.
All the above is important to remember before you set foot in their boxes. Before you work with their trainers. Glassman set up a factory to pop out certificates and affiliations. Nothing more. XF, at it's core, isn't a work out program. It's a business. There are safer, more effective, and cheaper ways to pursue and type of training you'd like rather than just drop $200+ a month because the guy in board shorts and a shaved chest said he spent a weekend learning the lifts with PVC pipe. If all you're wanting to do is to look better, feel better, get stronger, etc. you can most likely do that at a globo gym. Just be patient with the guy doing curls in the squat rack. Or, make sure the guy running the Box has a level two (which is ZERO joke). And they don't do high rep oly lifts.
Fuck.