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[Blablurn]

Neuer - Alonso, Ribéry, Robben, Rafinha, Boateng, Bernat, Götze, Müller, Alaba, Schweinsteiger.

Every game a new starting lineup.

And Pep hates Lewandowski confirmed.

This will be a beautiful mess.

 

[scabro]

Neuer - Alonso, Ribéry, Robben, Rafinha, Boateng, Bernat, Götze, Müller, Alaba, Schweinsteiger.

Every game a new starting lineup.

And Pep hates Lewandowski confirmed.

This will be a beautiful mess.

you killed dortmund to pad your bench

incredible

 

[KidA Seven]

The Jonathan Pearce Eric Cantona Kung Fu Kick commentary that they've been playing on Second Captain's recently is also pretty incredible.

http://youtu.be/dHld_7DqMd8

Cantona is cooler than your* favorite player

*Everyone on gaf

 

[noal]

I know some of you guys are fans of Ray Hudson, but here is, I think, the best piece of sports commentary of all time. Had me giggling for hours

Send him off

Dickhead.

Brilliant.

 

[Suen]

Parma assets seized



Vans :lol I'm in stitches


Along with (another) points deduction

Suen, Shanks...you'll finally be free from Parma FC, you don't have to suffer no more

I didn't even have any hope when it was sold a second time. Sure the new owners were more "visible" but you just knew it was the same shit over again. Btw was it Parmalat vans?

I wish I was Wes or Hixx. Supporting Dunderland or Aston Villa would be like supporting league winners when I compare them to Parma.

 

[KidA Seven]

U21s: #mufc vs Everton - Lindegaard; Rafael, Thorpe, Blackett, James; Grimshaw, Love, Weir, A.Pereira; Powell, Wilson.

Everton include Osman, Pienaar and Kone in their side

 

[Elchele]

Neuer - Alonso, Ribéry, Robben, Rafinha, Boateng, Bernat, Götze, Müller, Alaba, Schweinsteiger.

Every game a new starting lineup.

And Pep hates Lewandowski confirmed.

This will be a beautiful mess.

Alonso? We're dead

sounds like a 4-3-3 at least

 

[Blablurn]

I swear he is made out of glass. 1 game and he's injured lol. Would have been perfect Man U material.

And that Rafina - Boateng - Alaba backline will cost us 1 or 2 goals today. You will see.

Alonso? We're dead

sounds like a 4-3-3 at least

Where do you see a 4 man backline, elsk?

 

[moojito]

Ever since I watched an episode of only an excuse about 20 years ago I can't stop calling PSG "Paris Street German". Thanks, fake Dennis Law.

 

[Elchele]

yeah I realized there's only one CB :lol

fucking Pep is an imbecile

I think Alaba will play as CB

 

[FootballFan]

Eh, that's alright. 25 is the new 15 m8

Plenty of careers get kickstarted around that age. Ian Wright only hit the big time around then.

I have every faith you can still be a professional footballer.

Fuck imagine how amazing it would be if a member of FootyGAF was a professional footballer and had been hiding it from us all along?

I am zlatan

 

[FortuneFaded]

Cantona is cooler than your* favorite player

*Everyone on gaf

My favourite player served in the Bosnian war, played a match 9 days after breaking both of his arms and was his country's first ever captain.

I am zlatan

Similar work rate.

 

[Lightning]

I don't like PSG but I hope they can win today without conceding an away goal.

 

[KidA Seven]

My favourite player served in the Bosnian war, played a match 9 days after breaking both of his arms and was his country's first ever captain.

How was his beard though?

 

[Horseress]

Chelsea:

Courtois
Azpilicueta, Terry, Cahill, Ivanovic;
Matic, Ramires,
Willian, Fabregas, Hazard
Costa.

Oscar out! We parking that bus it looks like

 

[Blablurn]

yeah I realized there's only one CB :lol

fucking Pep is an imbecile

I think Alaba will play as CB

Its terrible.

We are fucked. Losing in round 1. #Arsenal'd

 

[FortuneFaded]

How was his beard though?

His hair never grew on his face because it was afraid of the rest of him.

 

[Suen]

Elsk, your top 3 games in the past 15 years. Please tell me, let me be the judge.

 

[Coldnoodle]

When's Lahm back?

 

[Lightning]

Its terrible.

We are fucked. Losing in round 1. #Arsenal'd

I hope Lewa comes on as a sub and scores an own goal deliberately!

 

[Dusk Prophet]

Chelsea:

Courtois
Azpilicueta, Terry, Cahill, Ivanovic;
Matic, Ramires,
Willian, Fabregas, Hazard
Costa.

Oscar out! We parking that bus it looks like

No Zouma/Oscar and I don't like Fabregas playing further up the pitch.

 

[Esch]

Cavani is not the Ligue 1 striker we want or need.

Give me Lacazette.

 

[Razor554]

PSG: Sirigu; van der Wiel, Silva, Marquinhos, Maxwell; Luiz, Verratti, Matuidi; Lavezzi, Ibrahimovic, Cavani

 

[Suen]

Cavani is not the Ligue 1 striker we want or need.

Give me Lacazette.

We already have a French striker.

 

[Draconian]

Chelsea:

Courtois
Azpilicueta, Terry, Cahill, Ivanovic;
Matic, Ramires,
Willian, Fabregas, Hazard
Costa.

Oscar out! We parking that bus it looks like

Oh goodness. Cahill scares me now. Also Cesc playing up front for the first time all season, isn't he?

 

[GQman2121]

Chelsea:

Courtois
Azpilicueta, Terry, Cahill, Ivanovic;
Matic, Ramires,
Willian, Fabregas, Hazard
Costa.

Oscar out! We parking that bus it looks like

He's on the bench.

Cech, Filipe Luis, Zouma, Oscar, Cuadrado, Drogba, Remy

 

[Blablurn]

When's Lahm back?

He started running this week. I think he need 3 or 4 more weeks

 

[Horseress]

No Zouma/Oscar and I don't like Fabregas playing further up the pitch.

I don't think Cesc will be that further, definitely not as up front as Oscar usually plays. But yeah, Zouma out is a bummer

 

[Broder Salsa]

Cahill... Ffs Mou

 

[Yurt]

His hair never grew on his face because it was afraid of the rest of him.

Ahahahah

 

[FootballFan]

Ugh so annoying. Tried to get two tickets to see Arsenal but the seats were all sold out within minutes. fml

Damn

 

[Wilbur]

Merse just came in dressed in some slacks and ordered 75 quids worth of takeaway.

Presumably he isn't working tonight.

 

[FuturusX]

Sorry Chelsea GAF - But I hope you lose tonight. Mou needs to be brought down a peg or two and the return leg would be amazing if that happened. Win win right?

 

[Draconian]

Sorry Chelsea GAF - But I hope you lose tonight. Mou needs to be brought down a peg or two and the return leg would be amazing if that happened. Win win right?

Meh. I just hope we play better than we did in the first leg against PSG last season.

 

[Coldnoodle]

Cavani is not the Ligue 1 striker we want or need.

Give me Lacazette.

 

[OriginalThinking]

Merse just came in dressed in some slacks and ordered 75 quids worth of takeaway.

Presumably he isn't working tonight.

Where do you work?

 

[GQman2121]

Sorry Chelsea GAF - But I hope you lose tonight. Mou needs to be brought down a peg or two and the return leg would be amazing if that happened. Win win right?

I hope our performance tonight in the Parisian capital is nothing short of diabolical.

 

[Horseress]

Sorry Chelsea GAF - But I hope you lose tonight. Mou needs to be brought down a peg or two and the return leg would be amazing if that happened. Win win right?

When it comes to Chelsea, I hate amazing, I like winning. So, no

 

[Wilbur]

Where do you work?

Nandos m8

 

[Elchele]

Elsk, your top 3 games in the past 15 years. Please tell me, let me be the judge.

dunno about 15 years, but in the current and last gen:

TLoU Remastered
The Secrets of Monkey Island (XBLA)
Gears of War 1 (gameplay + multiplayer)

 

[Freewheelin']

Fuck you, Broadchurch. Seriously. Massive trolls :lol

 

[Esch]

Sorry m8.

A man like that wants to play Champions League football.

 

[confuziz]

PSG: Sirigu; van der Wiel, Silva, Marquinhos, Maxwell; Luiz, Verratti, Matuidi; Lavezzi, Ibrahimovic, Cavani

Van der Wiel is terrible atm (or actually he already was all the time but now even more) so Chelsea will have an easy game.

 

[Suen]

dunno about 15 years, but in the current and last gen:

TLoU Remastered
The Secrets of Monkey Island (XBLA)
Gears of War 1 (gameplay + multiplayer)

Never played the second one on that list but the first and the last are downright horrible games. You have horrible taste in games m8, start playing real games <3

 

[Esch]

 

[wedward]

A motivational speaker met the Arsenal squad today.

FA Cup is ours.

Sébastien Foucan &#8207;@SebastienFoucan 1h1 hour ago
Thank you! @ArsenalOfficiaI @6_LKOSCIELNY @AbouVDIABY @MatDebuchy @Alexis_Sanchez @MesutOzil1088 @theowalcott @cakpom

 

[Jarnet87]

Sorry Chelsea GAF - But I hope you lose tonight. Mou needs to be brought down a peg or two and the return leg would be amazing if that happened. Win win right?

Jose not getting a result at this stage? lol. Mate he lives for the 1-1 draw away from home in the first leg.

 

[bud]

"the right back is terrible so the opponent will have an easy game"

how on earth are you a teacher

 

[Mr Cola]

Looks straight out of Oz that pic

Bet no-one here has seen Oz

 

[OriginalThinking]

Nandos m8

DAT Chicken.. Man Nandos is always packed. At least where I live. No slacking in that job.