Shanks D Zoro
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Football 2014/2015 |OT13| Lightning returns, check your PMs, there is no kick
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The_Hitcher89
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Broder Salsa
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I had diarrhea in a mall today and then realized there was no toilet paper. So ended up sitting there, ripping pages out of January in my calender to get the watery poop dominating my bottom off. The calender paper didn't feel great on the ass.
Yikes
The_Hitcher89
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.Erikane will not be denied victory
Lol. Hope against hope. Both Spurs and Liverpool's seasons ending on the same day will be glorious.
Coqscielny will not allow them m8
nah too early for that still i think. Even if they both lose its still pretty tight around top 4.
Shanks D Zoro
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Even if Liverpool were to lose in addition to the guaranteed Spurs destruction, Wenger will keep trolling the rest of the league until he secures 4th on the last day.
The_Hitcher89
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Sturrikane (make a note of that for the headlines when they play together for England) will combine seperately to smash your stranglehold over 3rd/4th
FootballFan
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The great Roy Keane knows
"Typical Tottenham performance. Will let you down most times."
The_Hitcher89
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New era m8
Any result's a good one for Liverpool really, until we fuck up against Everton at least
Most =/= always
If we can score 5 against Chelsea then we can beat a team with Coquelin (who?) in midfield. As good as Arsenal have been recently there is no way we will be as pathetic as City and Villa were. They let Arsenal win.
Broder Salsa
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Don't let a big win against Chelsea forget that you're still Spurs.
Milchmonster
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wow
Aue fans at their match against RB Leipzig:
"An Austrian calls and you follow blindly
where this ends is common knowledge
you would have been great Nazis"
Well, that escalated quickly
Aue fans at their match against RB Leipzig:
"An Austrian calls and you follow blindly
where this ends is common knowledge
you would have been great Nazis"
Well, that escalated quickly
Loooooooooooooooooooool Tottenham are shit mate. You beat Chelsea then followed it up losing to crystal palace which threw the Chelsea result away.
Even with Bale, Modric and VdV you couldn't finish above us. Now your hope is Eriksen and Kane? Hahahaha oh yes this is going to be an amusing end to the season. They always are when Spurs are involved.
i'm pretty sure this is not how football works.
Come on son, Arsenal are just a posh Spurs. While we are busy fucking up 4th place, you are busy fucking up the league title. How many days were you on top of the league last season?
Neither team can be trusted to see anything through.
Klopp pls
Finally showing his true face. Stealing a living
Shanks D Zoro
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Serious question, when were Spurs last top of the PL?
Probably about 60 years ago.
But we have an expectation to challenge for the title. We have an expectation to get a Sanchez and Ozil like signing in every summer due to our size, popularity and wealth among other things. Spurs don't have an expectation of a top 4, they have a faint hope which can only be achieved by bigger and better clubs screwing up.
Milchmonster
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Fucking hell
I'm scared as shit of today's match
If we don't win, that means that we're getting relegated and/or Kloppo is gone
I'm scared as shit of today's match
If we don't win, that means that we're getting relegated and/or Kloppo is gone
Shanks D Zoro
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So Spurs haven't been top even for one day in the PL. Shocking.
You are living in a dream world if you think our hopes of 4th are any more absurd than Arsenal winning the title. The only way Arsenal could hope to win the title is if Chelsea and the Manchesters suddenly went bankrupt.
The_Hitcher89
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Such bollocks when people say this kind of thing
Its not beyond the realms of possibility for a team to have a surprisingly good season, without relying on others to fuck up
Fucking hell
I'm scared as shit of today's match
If we don't win, that means that we're getting relegated and/or Kloppo is gone
Naaaah. You got this. Freiburg is a team that plays into your cards.
Shanks D Zoro
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What a beautiful post.
LanceVance
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:lol its lightning everything he says is bollocks
Shanks D Zoro
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If Arsenal and United didn't fuck up you would have finished 5th last season
))edit: maybe 4th because of Chelsea
That may be but it doesn't change the expectation from both media and fans. I have a privilege of being an Arsenal fan when we've won it 3 times, albeit a long time ago now, still in my living years though something that will always be there.
I personally don't have an expectation of winning the league with our current squad which is why it doesn't bother me when we don't. I do enjoy the CL football though even though we can't win it.
Facism
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Battered sausage chips and curry sauce last night. Hadn't eaten all day so chanced it.
I was actually sitting in the mall shitter when I posted. Horrible 2-ply greaseproof paper that just pushed poop around instead of wiping it away :* had time to kill waiting for the bank to open so made sure I cleared the channel u get me fam.
I think going to gym this morning and banging out 5 miles on the treadmill didn't help the state of my mcdonalds milkshake shit D:
The whatsapp mates didn't appreciate when I talked about my poo in the toilet
Should have taken a picture with an Instagram filter meight. Add some popular culture meme to it like Yolo or ynwa
The_Hitcher89
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If Arsenal and United didn't fuck up you would have finished 5th last season
edit: maybe 4th because of Chelsea
We got 84 points
More than you lot have had since 2004. And that's winning one and losing one of the games between us, so that's that reasoning out the window. Man Utd fair enough, but tough titties. 84 points isn't normally enough to win the title, but its not like we ended up coming 2nd with 75
Shanks D Zoro
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If we had a manager who wasn't a complete and utter mong, then we would have won the league last year. The January transfer window fuck up cost us the title.
The_Hitcher89
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Of course you would have
You finished where you deserved to finish, as did we, as did everyone.
The good old 'what if' argument. Come on...
Wrong. Our inability to change tactics against big teams in February/March cost us the title along with mentally stupid results against Stoke, Everton and Swansea.
Shanks D Zoro
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It makes no difference if we don't have healthy players to field.
wow
Aue fans at their match against RB Leipzig:
"An Austrian calls and you follow blindly
where this ends is common knowledge
you would have been great Nazis"
Well, that escalated quickly
wow
german fans
woooooow
Shanks D Zoro
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Imagine Lewandowski would post something similar in a Dortmund related matter :lol
I love him so much.
I'm sorry :-(
Shanks D Zoro
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Today is Beppe Baresi's birthday
Most of you might know him as Jose's assistant during the treble year at Inter
So the only way another team is going to win the title is if they 2 fuck up?
I find that hard to believe really. Man U and Arsenal are starting to be able to make the kind of transfer that they have been doing over the past few years.
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