I remember when Karl Pilkington confused Left Eye Lopes with Jennifer Lopez and thought J-Lo had lost an eye. Not sure if this discussion occurred before or after Left Eye died,
United will be perfect for him.Chelsea beware: Pep Guardiola the perfectionist holds all the cards
The former Barcelona manager would get guarantees denied others at Stamford Bridge but would he really fit there? http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/blog/2012/nov/24/chelsea-pep-guardiola-perfectionist
after reading this, i really can't see pep joining chelsea
Chelsea beware: Pep Guardiola the perfectionist holds all the cards
The former Barcelona manager would get guarantees denied others at Stamford Bridge but would he really fit there? http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/blog/2012/nov/24/chelsea-pep-guardiola-perfectionist
after reading this, i really can't see pep joining chelsea
dear lord
*owenbeingawanker.jpg
So, who wants to sell us a winger ?
Do one, Juve GAF, with your cast-offs
We're running a buy one, get one free offer at the moment
“I’ve got bags of pace but I struggle to beat defenders because I’m not great at dribbling. Any tips for how I can come out on top in a one-on-one?”
Will Morgan, via Twitter
Ashley Young
“You have to have the belief and desire to want to beat the player you’re up against. As soon as I get the ball I’m looking to attack the defender any way I can.
It happens in a split second: make the decision to run at the defender before the ball has come to you.
It’s a nightmare for a defender when he sees an attacker at the top of his game, who’s confident and wants to run at him every time he’s got the ball.
Then the most important thing is a having a good first touch. Once you’ve received the ball, it’s about getting your head up.
You don’t want to kill the ball dead because that gives the defender more time to set himself for your attack.
Your first touch needs to take the ball forward and away from the defender. If you can use one touch to get the ball in behind him, great. Or you can take the ball down the line and try and beat him with pace and power.
If he stands off you, use trickery to get past him. It all comes down to your decision-making – and as long as you have options in your head, defenders will be forced to defend on the back foot.
When a defender tries to get tight, keep running at them because they will end up backing off and that gives you the chance to put the ball in the box.
You’re always going to face different opponents throughout the season, so try to work out their weaknesses as soon as possible… and expose them.”
YAY! Gotta look when this is out. Will be the third time I buy Totoro, lol.
Sweet, finally on blu-ray
Keep me posted.
It just does my fucking head in.
It's all a plan by the #WingersUnion to get Bebe the game time he deserves.Keep me posted.
It just does my fucking head in.
All these Pep articles are annoying me. I have to ask myself why Guardiola is touted for every managerial position amongst the biggest clubs in Europe, and I quickly realise it is because of his association with Barcelona. But it is equally obvious, yet curiously underwritten, that he inherited every characteristic of that association; the world-class players, the culture and style of play.
Let's not forget that Barcelona were considered the best club side by many even before Guardiola took control. And, perhaps unsurprisingly yet worthy of note, his own replacement - Villanova - is guiding the Catalan club to their best ever start in the Spanish league. Were they to win La Liga, surely a certainty now, and the Champions League, would Villanova - a man with little known accomplishments in contrast - be measured in the same breadth?
What exactly is the distinguishing allure of Pep Guardiola? More to the point, what can a man whose only managerial experience be selecting the likes of Messi, Xavi and Iniesta to start games, be expected to accomplish with a side which in contrast would be quite ordinary?
Not one author has attempted to address this obvious glare despite the fact that it should be the first issue discussed. Or is Pep the only [relatively] young and upcoming coach in the modern game?
All these Pep articles are annoying me. I have to ask myself why Guardiola is touted for every managerial position amongst the biggest clubs in Europe, and I quickly realise it is because of his association with Barcelona. But it is equally obvious, yet curiously underwritten, that he inherited every characteristic of that association; the world-class players, the culture and style of play.
Let's not forget that Barcelona were considered the best club side by many even before Guardiola took control. And, perhaps unsurprisingly yet worthy of note, his own replacement - Villanova - is guiding the Catalan club to their best ever start in the Spanish league. Were they to win La Liga, surely a certainty now, and the Champions League, would Villanova - a man with little known accomplishments in contrast - be measured in the same breadth?
What exactly is the distinguishing allure of Pep Guardiola? More to the point, what can a man whose only managerial experience be selecting the likes of Messi, Xavi and Iniesta to start games, be expected to accomplish with a side which in contrast would be quite ordinary?
Not one author has attempted to address this obvious glare despite the fact that it should be the first issue discussed. Or is Pep the only [relatively] young and upcoming coach in the modern game?
you're just mad that he managed beat arsenal twice to advance in the CL.All these Pep articles are annoying me. I have to ask myself why Guardiola is touted for every managerial position amongst the biggest clubs in Europe, and I quickly realise it is because of his association with Barcelona. But it is equally obvious, yet curiously underwritten, that he inherited every characteristic of that association; the world-class players, the culture and style of play.
Let's not forget that Barcelona were considered the best club side by many even before Guardiola took control. And, perhaps unsurprisingly yet worthy of note, his own replacement - Villanova - is guiding the Catalan club to their best ever start in the Spanish league. Were they to win La Liga, surely a certainty now, and the Champions League, would Villanova - a man with little known accomplishments in contrast - be measured in the same breadth?
What exactly is the distinguishing allure of Pep Guardiola? More to the point, what can a man whose only managerial experience be selecting the likes of Messi, Xavi and Iniesta to start games, be expected to accomplish with a side which in contrast would be quite ordinary?
Not one author has attempted to address this obvious glare despite the fact that it should be the first issue discussed. Or is Pep the only [relatively] young and upcoming coach in the modern game?
Wenger has too much power at Arsenal. That one can't even ask a question of him is bullshit. I know he explained the Giroud sub as fatigue but it was a crap decision and he deserves to be called on it. He should not be allowed to speak to the media that way when they are only asking the same questions that the fans themselves are asking.My, my, my. Arsene was quite feisty in his post-match interview with a few of the journalists. One of them brought up the chants "you dont know what you're doing"
The flashpoint was when they asked, on behalf of the fans, for an explanation as to his subs (Giroud in particular) today. Good question
http://www.skysports.com/video/inline/0,,18305_8279220,00.html
you're just mad that he managed beat arsenal twice to advance in the CL.
Wenger has too much power at Arsenal. That one can't even ask a question of him is bullshit. I know he explained the Giroud sub as fatigue but it was a crap decision and he deserves to be called on it. He should not be allowed to speak to the media that way when they are only asking the same questions that the fans themselves are asking.
The fact that he thinks he can do no wrong is just a joke imo. I am not saying I know how to manage better than Wenger but I didn't like his subs today and Arshavin should have been introduced earlier and played in the freakin center. We needed a goal and he brings on Coq? Fuck.
Don't forget the 06 CL final too
He does have too much power. You really think Gazidis, Kroneke or Hil-Wood are going to call Wenger to account? Not a fucking chance. Gazidis basically confirmed in the press release on our new sponsorship deal that Wenger alone decides if we invest in the squad and who's invested in.That was a total dick move on his part (don't get me wrong, media's full of shit but still). I don't know if he's got too much power, but he's definitely way too comfortable. His mentality is that 4th is good enough and that's completely seeped into the team as a result. He can blame oil money, and the players (the good ones anyways) can put in a half-decent shift now and know they'll get a payday at a winning club down the line. At least before you'd have the team cracking under pressure; now, there's not even any pressure to crack under.
Whilst I have no intent to try and disparage Pep, I cannot see his role at Barcelona's success being anything more than association because, unlike Wenger or Ferguson for example, he didn't bring a revolution into the running of the club/team. The biggest thing I credit him with was the decision to play Messi in the middle in favour of Eto'o.
That being said, I simply cannot equate him, or any other manager, to Barca's success on the pitch; the team picks itself. Admittedly such a team would require man management skills, but that on its own cant be expected to reproduce similar success on the pitch when you're not working with the best set of players.
He does have too much power. You really think Gazidis, Kroneke or Hil-Wood are going to call Wenger to account? Not a fucking chance. Gazidis basically confirmed in the press release on our new sponsorship deal that Wenger alone decides if we invest in the squad and who's invested in.
I love Wenger, really I do but several players and such have all reported that he cannot be told anything and he doesn't seem to learn from mistakes. 4th spot comfort zone is an achievement but it's becoming a burden as we should be aiming higher and despite the fact that the club as a whole say we are they are not showing it. Wenger should not be allowed to speak that way given the prices our fans play to support the team.
I mean lets be honest here. What are our fans paying the highest prices in the EPL for? Trophies? nope. See world class players? Nope. See entertaining football? Not this season or most of last season. What the hell is the extra cost for? Wenger tax? And to top it off according to Wenger we shouldn't question decisions? He can get fucked with that.
He also was a big part in bringing young players through the ranks (22 to be exact). He even brought Sergio Busquets into the B team and then brought him up to the first team with him. Same with Thiago.
Madrid 11 points
I love how you are assuming we will steamroll Levante. They wont be easy. The last two games against Levante away were 2-1 and 1-1. They are also playing quite well and play an agressive style that sometimes barca struggle with.
What players did Pep sign for Barca anyway?
- Villa
- Cesc (who would have gone to Barca anyway)
Ibra lol
Chrgrinkskskikikiksikisi (lol, but apparently he did not want to sell him)
Alexis Sanchez
Ibra lol
Chrgrinkskskikikiksikisi (lol, but apparently he did not want to sell him)
Alexis Sanchez
Levante is getting the foot on the head today
What players did Pep sign for Barca anyway?
- Villa
- Cesc (who would have gone to Barca anyway)
Mascherano
Hleb(?)
Alves
He took Gerard Pique away from us and I'll never forgive him for that.
Also signed Keita.
La Liga and Bundesliga over by December. Fuck.
Its late and you're all still talking about football. I'm confused.