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[Walshy]

Spanish media lol

They are a joke, but I am correct in thinking that Sport is Barcelona's mouthpiece to media like Marca is to Madrid, right?

 

[Wilbur]

They are a joke, but I am correct in thinking that Sport is Barcelona's mouthpiece to media like Marca is to Madrid, right?

I'm not sure actually. No idea why Barca would be interested in van Persie though, they just got rid of an aging injury prone striker on huge wages in Villa. RVP playing out wide at this point in his career?

 

[Clydefrog]

The Catalan paper Sport are saying van Persie has had a bust up with Moyes and wants to join Barca.

Most likely to be bullshit.

wah wah wahhhhhhh. fake.. but even if was true, what a baby

 

[Yurt]

Some blind, bogus wank. Genuinely the mental level of a rat that's been hit by some speeding object

I really shouldn't read this thread at work :lol or just put Sal on ignore and be done with it.


guy next me is adjusting his chair to sneak a peek at my screen. As smooth as Evans' long balls.

 

[Suen]

They are a joke, but I am correct in thinking that Sport is Barcelona's mouthpiece to media like Marca is to Madrid, right?

Marca talks shit about Madrid from time to time. I don't know who Marca is with :lol

RVP would be a decent addition to Barca's squad but I don't see them buying a player at that age. It's prob. bullshit, from a spanish bull.

 

[Willkiller]

Just woke up with a banging headache, thanks beer.

Really went hard celebrating last night, paying the price now.

But wait! What's this? 20 McNuggets in the fridge?

I'm a genius

 

[Clydefrog]

But wait! What's this? 20 McNuggets in the fridge?

I'm a genius

absolutely disgustin'

dont you fuckin heat those shits up. throw them in the trash

 

[Suen]

I'm not sure actually. No idea why Barca would be interested in van Persie though, they just got rid of an aging injury prone striker on huge wages in Villa. RVP playing out wide at this point in his career?

Barca def need someone like how RVP was last season. They don't look particularly alive up there. This only makes me even realize more what a huge change Messi does on the field.

 

[Salazar]

20 McNuggets in the fridge?

You could probably reassemble an anatomically complete chicken from that lot.

 

[Willkiller]

You could probably reassemble an anatomically complete chicken from that lot.

Probably. I'm not though.

Want some, Clydefrog?

 

[Suen]

I really shouldn't read this thread at work :lol or just put Sal on ignore and be done with it.


guy next me is adjusting his chair to sneak a peek at my screen. As smooth as Evan's long balls.

:lol. What do you work with Yurt-san? Pm pls, along with pictures of your workmate.

 

[Wilbur]

absolutely disgustin'

dont you fuckin heat those shits up. throw them in the trash

Don't listen to this pond scum

Eat them all. Cold.

 

[Freewheelin']

Barca def need someone like how RVP was last season. They don't look particularly alive up there. This only makes me even realize more what a huge change Messi does on the field.

#messithedictator

 

[Wilbur]

I reckon yurt is a Snowden level spy who has been sent to Kuwait or something to gain intel on the next El Shaarawy

 

[Suen]

I reckon yurt is a Snowden level spy who has been sent to Kuwait or something to gain intel on the next El Shaarawy

El Shaa is half-egyptian. Reported.

Kuwait's football is depressing

 

[Wilbur]

El Shaa is half-egyptian. Reported.

Kuwait's football is depressing

it's that same area

in the same way you could probably get away with saying Gary Cahill was polish or something

 

[Clydefrog]

barack osama homo bin laden

 

[Suen]

it's that same area

in the same way you could probably get away with saying Gary Cahill was polish or something

When do you know that someone is really british, a native brit? Do they determine it from smoothness levels?

 

[Blablurn]

レバークーゼンがジグナル・イドゥナ・パルクで勝ち点3をもぎ取った。試合は熱い戦いとなったが、ボルシア・ドルトムントは順位表で1つ上にいるバイヤー・レバークーゼンに0-1（前半0-1）と敗北。この2位チームとの勝ち点差は6に開いた。

 

[Suen]

Wtf Clyde and Bla. Afer morning?

 

[Baconsaurus Rex]

Good morning

 

[Yurt]

it's that same area

kuwait is in asia

egypt is in africa

 

[Suen]

Good morning

Not surprised that you wake up during racist moments here, good morning!

 

[Wilbur]

When do you know that someone is really british, a native brit? Do they determine it from smoothness levels?

cock size relative to footballing ability

 

[Salazar]

kuwait is in asia

egypt is in africa

For now.

 

[Clydefrog]

Not surprised that you wake up during racist moments here, good morning!

does this make you want to hurt people

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_XfJ_K9ucQ8

 

[Wilbur]

kuwait is in asia

egypt is in africa

Yeah that's what they all say, but have you ever seen a black Egyptian, no

Spoiler

i hope people realise I'm being deliberately oblivious

Spoiler

please

 

[Baconsaurus Rex]

Not surprised that you wake up during racist moments here, good morning!

Just finished reading the last few pages. I don't have any problems going to KFC. Prick.

 

[Suen]

does this make you want to hurt people

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_XfJ_K9ucQ8

What the fuck am I watching lol.

For now.

I wonder where they will be long in the distant future.

 

[Milchmonster]

レバークーゼンがジグナル・イドゥナ・パルクで勝ち点3をもぎ取った。試合は熱い戦いとなったが、ボルシア・ドルトムントは順位表で1つ上にいるバイヤー・レバークーゼンに0-1（前半0-1）と敗北。この2位チームとの勝ち点差は6に開いた。

That's pretty naughty, didn't know you want to do that kind of stuff with Klopp.

 

[FootballFan]

Yeah that's what they all say, but have you ever seen a black Egyptian, no

Spoiler

i hope people realise I'm being deliberately oblivious

Spoiler

please

sure you are.

you are the second worst europeans after the chileans.

 

[Yurt]

I work for a Drilling company, Suen.

Spoiler

Brazzers

Spoiler

Nah, I wish

レバークーゼンがジグナル・イドゥナ・パルクで勝ち点3をもぎ取った。試合は熱い戦いとなったが、ボルシア・ドルトムントは順位表で1つ上にいるバイヤー・レバークーゼンに0-1（前半0-1）と敗北。この2位チームとの勝ち点差は6に開いた。

レバークーゼンは全く無能だったとBVBを打つに値するしませんでした。

For now.

LOOOOOOOOOOOL

eglurwch os gwelwch yn dda?

 

[Baconsaurus Rex]

What the fuck is happening

 

[Suen]

I work for a Drilling company, Suen.

Spoiler

Brazzers

Spoiler

Nah, I wish

レバークーゼンは全く無能だったとBVBを打つに値するしませんでした。



LOOOOOOOOOOOL

eglurwch os gwelwch yn dda?

Nice Yurt. Working on Sundays sucks though (unless your schedule is Friday-Sunday)

OddMorsel pls, what are they saying about the rest of us?

 

[L1NETT]

Just woke up with a banging headache, thanks beer.

Really went hard celebrating last night, paying the price now.

But wait! What's this? 20 McNuggets in the fridge?

I'm a genius

Well played sir, well played. My tipple is sainsburys pies and Bovril. Mint.

Fun tip: Strawpedo ing Alco Pops is not fun.

 

[Suen]

What the fuck is happening

Habari ya asubuhi. Lugha moja haitoshi

 

[Mastadon]

eglurwch os gwelwch yn dda?

ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn

 

[FootballFan]

ksafreekmas feskagawani

 

[Wilbur]

freema agyeman

 

[Yurt]

ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn

Ahahahah :lol


the Welsh language is truly badass though. It's no Dothraki, but it's up there for sure.

 

[Blablurn]

freema agyeman

aubameyang

 

[Suen]

ksafreekmas feskagawani

U dat even herhalen?

 

[Milchmonster]

That annoying jewelry thread in OT got me thinking, just how fucking awesome is the Valmano commercial, GermanGAF?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-1g3QIck3UI
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dFVDJlM6zLY

 

[Baconsaurus Rex]

Habari ya asubuhi. Lugha moja haitoshi

Flikker op met deze onzin

 

[GorillaJu]

Nice Yurt. Working on Sundays sucks though (unless your schedule is Friday-Sunday)

OddMorsel pls, what are they saying about the rest of us?

He said

"Have u ever fallen in luv during a football match?"

Actually it's a match report from Leverkusen v Dortmund, saying Dortmund failed to overtake the team one place above them and a 6 point gap has been opened between the two.

 

[Blablurn]

That annoying jewelry thread in OT got me thinking, just how fucking awesome is the Valmano commercial, GermanGAF?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-1g3QIck3UI
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dFVDJlM6zLY

haha , omg

 

[Suen]

He said

"Have u ever fallen in luv during a football match?"

Actually it's a match report from Leverkusen v Dortmund, saying Dortmund failed to overtake the team one place above them and a 6 point gap has been opened between the two.

:lol :lol

Thanks!

 

[Salazar]

the Welsh language is truly badass though. It's no Dothraki, but it's up there for sure.

True. My dad speaks it. I went for French, after incompetent attempts at Japanese.

 

[Suen]

True. My dad speaks it. I went for French, after incompetent attempts at Japanese.

Is the Shinji avatar your way of showing regret over not trying more?

 

[Yurt]

He said

"Have u ever fallen in luv during a football match?"

yes