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[Elchele]

how old are you, footballfan?

Spoiler

do you swallow?

 

[Linius]

how old are you, footballfan?

46

 

[Lambda Pie]

how old are you, footballfan?

he owned slaves.

 

[Suen]

how old are you, footballfan?

Spoiler

do you swallow?

72

OT11: Roberto DonaDONE what Antonio Coan't.

 

[rvy]

Rvy, that's just sad. The only one us here that was even alive when Benfica won a European competition was FootballFan. How is it at all relevant now?

Current Benfica is an equally shit level to Zenit, except with less prospects for future success.

Now, now. Our coach is shit and we have some Porto cancer as President of the club, but it's all fixable if we whoop their asses and get new people.

Spoiler

do you swallow?

Jupp pls

 

[Zabojnik]

Gotta go. Parma pls resist.

 

[rvy]

Gotta go. Parma pls resist.

You can't put faith on a team that gets their name after milk.

 

[Suen]

You can't put faith on a team that gets their name after milk.

lol what? Fuck off Benfica cunt.

 

[FootballFan]

I hate you

Spoiler

young

cunts.

 

[Elchele]

Jupp pls

pls, leave me alone, I had to google how to write swallow.

 

[rvy]

lol what? Fuck off Benfica cunt.

Well it's fucking true. Parmalat FC.

pls, leave me alone, I had to google how to write swallow.

:lol

 

[il Diavolo]

:lol love this gif.

 

[Suen]

Well it's fucking true. Parmalat FC.



:lol

I wasn't laughing at that. Everyone should put faith in Parma, you, me, Serie A, milk, cheese. Everything.

 

[Sviatoslav]

Now, now. Our coach is shit and we have some Porto cancer as President of the club, but it's all fixable if we whoop their asses and get new people.

I don't know rvy, I don't think the Portuguese League is strong enough to produce a CL winning team unless thing change drastically. Just not enough teams are competitive.

 

[Suen]

Fuck off Inter scum, diving cunt.

 

[rvy]

I don't know rvy, I don't think the Portuguese League is strong enough to produce a CL winning team unless thing change drastically. Just not enough teams are competitive.

The CL? Oh, fuck. I forgot what we were talking about. At this point I'm happy just winning a few games. Portuguese teams are only capable of winning the EL. And the issue isn't that teams aren't competitive, it's that the country is fucked, and has been for many decades, and clubs are usually run by corrupt people. Pretty much like anything in this country, lol.

I wasn't laughing at that. Everyone should put faith in Parma, you, me, Serie A, milk, cheese. Everything.

I'd put faith in them if they had a Parma Conte.

 

[Suen]

Cassano and Biabiany have been shit in this game.

 

[Sviatoslav]

Russian League standings heading into the long winter break:

I have a bad feeling that it might be Spartak's year. Loko pls.

 

[Lightning]

I wasn't laughing at that. Everyone should put faith in Parma, you, me, Serie A, milk, cheese. Everything.

What a frustrating, annoying, day this is turning out to be.

 

[Yurt]

Mazzarri taking all his frustration on the water bottles

ITS AN INANIMATE FUCKING OBJECT

 

[TeegsD]

The CL? Oh, fuck. I forgot what we were talking about. At this point I'm happy just winning a few games. Portuguese teams are only capable of winning the EL. And the issue isn't that teams aren't competitive, it's that the country is fucked, and has been for many decades, and clubs are usually run by corrupt people. Pretty much like anything in this country, lol.

Corrupt people isn't our problem, its the fact they have no money. We need corrupt oil tycoons to come in and start resuscitating this league.

 

[il Diavolo]

Fuck off Parma

 

[Lightning]

There you go Parma. Go screw yourselves

 

[Yurt]

Someone give me a bottle of water....

 

[Suen]

Uh-oh, Parma train has crashed.

What was Cassani and Lucarelli doing in the second goal? Palacio just ran between them :lol

Third goal with unlucky deflection.

Football spirits pls.

 

[Kassu]

Parma pls

 

[Sleeplessnights]

What a frustrating, annoying, day this is turning out to be.

It sucks to lose 2 points at home but Everton played really well. The silver lining here is that everyone slipped but you and Liverpool, Liverpool's upcoming fixtures are really tough and they've got a fair number of injuries so you'll get a few chances to make up for today.

I'm just saying, be grateful you're not a Moyes' boy.

 

[Blablurn]

schweini on zdf ooleeeeeeeeee

 

[The_Hitcher89]

It's okay, Hitch. You could've simply asked. I, for one, don't mind quenching your neverending thirst for useless knowledge. The power of the 90s compels you. Just look at these beautiful manes.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LYtiDCXLAcQ

That's the worst video I've ever seen

That's the best video I've ever seen

That's...

that's incredible.

DEM MANES. They could be VGA presenters

 

[Suen]

There you go Parma. Go screw yourselves

:lol pls. Stop, don't make this day worse for me.

 

[Fry]

Who is TC?

Some random nobody.

 

[Yurt]

PARMA IS THE BEST SIDE IN SERIE A

 

[Suen]

SANSONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! THANK YOU BAYERN!!! This is what I've been saying Donadoni, Sansone instead of Amauri!

Fuck off Lightning :lol

 

[il Diavolo]

This game

 

[Perfect Blue]

Inter come on ;_;

 

[Fry]

 

[Suen]

PARMA IS THE BEST SIDE IN SERIE A

:loooooool

 

[Yurt]

Mazzarri asking his assistant for more bottles

that's arguably top of the table.

 

[Suen]

Inter come on ;_;

Inter fan?

 

[nny]

Sad scenes of violence in Brazil (Atlético Paranaense x Vasco)...:/

 

[Sleeplessnights]

Not vertically, it's all about perspective.

 

[Perfect Blue]

Inter fan?

Yeah yo. One of the remaining few. -_-

 

[Suen]

Yeah yo. One of the remaining few. -_-

Don't mind the haters. Join us Serie A gaf here!

 

[Batigol]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bPP7b2B6HyA

O:

 

[Elchele]

SANSONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! THANK YOU BAYERN!!! This is what I've been saying Donadoni, Sansone instead of Amauri!

Fuck off Lightning :lol

superior bayern talent innit

 

[The_Hitcher89]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bPP7b2B6HyA

O:

Good on him tbh

That was a clearly intentional potential ankle-snapper

 

[Frank the Great]

The ref in Inter-Parma really sucks.

 

[Perfect Blue]

Don't mind the haters. Join us Serie A gaf here!

Will do. Never really posted in Community threads until now because they all seem so unwelcoming.

 

[rvy]

Corrupt people isn't our problem, its the fact they have no money. We need corrupt oil tycoons to come in and start resuscitating this league.

That's about as likely as Benfica winning the league.

 

[Yurt]

Yeah yo. One of the remaining few. -_-

WELL WELL

Welcome dude!

Don't take our brotherly banter seriously, all in fun.