• Hey, guest user. Hope you're enjoying NeoGAF! Have you considered registering for an account? Come join us and add your take to the daily discourse.

Football Thread 13/14 |OT10| Silence of the Lambda

GorillaJu

Member
what was it like?

a few months ago, i got high for the first time ever. had two hits. one proper one. lungs were on fire. coughed the rest of the day. felt like i was going to die.

the bit where i was sort of high lasted maybe a minute.

The first time you smoke you really don't get very high, if at all. I remember thinking "oh this is all? This is what all the hype is about?"

Then the second time, I thought "oh why not try it again" and it absolutely blew my mind. It was heaven.
 

Clegg

Member
It'll be very hard to sign top quality players in January. The selling club simply wouldn't have the time to find a decent replacement.

Let's say we take Woodward at is word about United being in for the best players and having the funds to sign them. It's still almost impossible to get said players in January. We'd have to wait until the summer, but there's a world cup and players would put their club futures on hold for the duration of the tournament, leaving a mad scramble to sign players after that. Sounds dicey to me.
 

bud

Member
haha, what the hell was that?
The first time you smoke you really don't get very high, if at all. I remember thinking "oh this is all? This is what all the hype is about?"

Then the second time, I thought "oh why not try it again" and it absolutely blew my mind. It was heaven.

not sure i'm ever going to try it again.

bong or cigarette? mine was a cigarette (first time i ever smoked one).
 
jKIDuNJW2XaGj.jpg
 

GorillaJu

Member
I wanna say "stupid Giroud, play to the whistle," but haven't there been incidents where the player couldn't hear the whistle, then played on and got carded?
 

GorillaJu

Member
haha, what the hell was that?


not sure i'm ever going to try it again.

bong or cigarette? mine was a cigarette (first time i ever smoked one).

Glass pipe.

I'm really sensitive to the stuff and don't smoke at all these days, not that I could in Japan anyway. But some of the first few times I smoked were amazing.

Second time I smoked I was at my friend's house, sat staring at the ceiling, watched the ceiling stucco turn into vaginas, got this salty taste in my mouth and wanted to munch some puss like never before. My friend was high as a kite too and she was okay with it too so I went down on her. Was awesome.
 

Barzul

Member
The first time you smoke you really don't get very high, if at all. I remember thinking "oh this is all? This is what all the hype is about?"

Then the second time, I thought "oh why not try it again" and it absolutely blew my mind. It was heaven.

Same thing with me, didn't get high till my second time smoking. It was a blunt tho.
 

Wilbur

Banned
Glass pipe.

I'm really sensitive to the stuff and don't smoke at all these days, not that I could in Japan anyway. But some of the first few times I smoked were amazing.

Second time I smoked I was at my friend's house, sat staring at the ceiling, watched the ceiling stucco turn into vaginas, got this salty taste in my mouth and wanted to munch some puss like never before. My friend was high as a kite too and she was okay with it too so I went down on her. Was awesome.

That sounds great.

First time I got high I chased a fox in a park. Second time I got high I got a blowjob in a park. Third time, I was not in a park.
 
haha, i wouldn't trust van persie on that.

his body language when he took the shot already looked off.

Try some psychedelics and get some creative output out of your sexual frustrations. I'm thinking we might have the next salvador dali on our hands.

That sounds great.

First time I got high I chased a fox in a park. Second time I got high I got a blowjob in a park. Third time, I was not in a park.

First time I fell asleep in an appartment of Lionheads community manager in guildford and got shoved a wooden dildo into my face.
 

bud

Member
Glass pipe.

I'm really sensitive to the stuff and don't smoke at all these days, not that I could in Japan anyway. But some of the first few times I smoked were amazing.

Second time I smoked I was at my friend's house, sat staring at the ceiling, watched the ceiling stucco turn into vaginas, got this salty taste in my mouth and wanted to munch some puss like never before. My friend was high as a kite too and she was okay with it too so I went down on her. Was awesome.

haha, that's awesome.

Try some psychedelics and get some creative output out of your sexual frustrations. I'm thinking we might have the next salvador dali on our hands.

the only output i get out of it is watching copious amounts of pornography.
 
Top Bottom