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[rvy]

wtf is going on

 

[Elchele]

water all over my keyboard and monitor

im sorry

 

[Baconsaurus Rex]

I'd spit in that Völler's mullet any day of the week

 

[Elchele]

I'm right here with you, op.

I'll tell you this right now; I'll let Brad Pitt jizz in my bellybutton, but I wouldn't have sex with him

LOOOOOOOOOOOL

I'm dying here :lol

 

[rvy]

Mumei pls

Kenka
wants to embraced by the protective and warm arms of mid-50s obese swiss German men with a very kind attitudes

Pls unban willbz, I need his reaction and post-reaction video for gifs.

 

[Yurt]

KENKA AHAHAHA what the hell man!

your past midnight threads always deliver

Spoiler

I'm concerned now

This Vikingdom movie the original Hound is in looks just terrific

"A forgotten king, Eirick, is tasked with the impossible odds to defeat Thor, the God of Thunder."

Eirick...Thor

Well, close!

 

[rvy]

 

[Kassu]

Kenka pls

You didn't even post Giroud

 

[Kenka]

You won guys I am back.

Voeller >>>>> Giroud

 

[Elchele]

Man, Kenka :lol

No, but I would have let him have sex with me, if he wanted. Really.

I am not attracted to beauty when it comes to men. It has more to do with their will and composure. Men who can dedicate time to build a project and have the wisdom to accept failure and success in equal share are especially sexy (to me).

But to play with a guy's bamboo is not something I want to do at all.

so you like Rudi Voller?!

edit: shit! hahahaha

 

[rvy]

No, but I would have let him have sex with me, if he wanted. Really.

wat

 

[Kenka]

Kenka, what has Neverkusen done to you

I genuinely laughed out loud.
You guys are the best.

 

[flippedb]

lol

Guys, I need a large image of the black moon WhatsApp emoticon. Help please! I saw one of you posted it a few days ago.

 

[L1NETT]

Kenka pls

You didn't even post Giroud

We've done this a thousand times.

It's Lucas Piazon or Oscar. End of

---

And ummmm Kenka. Fancy a chat haha

 

[Kenka]

Ferguson is really not my type though.

Arrogant cocky prick.

 

[rvy]

Kenka pls stop with the social experiments.

 

[Perfect Blue]

Is it Monday yet?

 

[Yurt]

Is it Monday yet?

pls

Derby della Madonnina is on SUNDAY

 

[rvy]

pls

Derby della Madonnina is on SUNDAY

:lol

I read derby della Belladonna.

Oh, boy. I watch way too much porn.

 

[Perfect Blue]

pls

Derby della Madonnina is on SUNDAY

I know I know

but both are shit now

 

[dc89]

Ah, Pignatelli suits look so much better than Trussardi. -_-

I don't really know suits :/
All I know is Tom Ford are good...apparently.

 

[Baconsaurus Rex]

:lol

I read derby della Belladonna.

Oh, boy. I watch way too much porn.

No such thing as too much porn

 

[Salazar]

I don't really know suits :/
All I know is Tom Ford are good...apparently.

Database of smug, grumpy, horrible, excessively rich filth

http://italianindustrialist.tumblr.com

 

[rvy]

No such thing as too much porn

There is actually. When you start shooting transparent loads.

 

[Baconsaurus Rex]

There is actually. When you start shooting transparent loads.

That's just a sign of weakness

 

[Yurt]

Database of smug, grumpy, horrible, excessively rich filth

 

[rvy]

That's just a sign of weakness

Is this a challenge?

 

[dc89]

Database of smug, grumpy, horrible, excessively rich filth

http://italianindustrialist.tumblr.com

:looooooool I noticed him too. I snickered.

 

[Baconsaurus Rex]

Is this a challenge?

Cross swords

 

[rvy]

Cross swords

My sausage is only for the female touch.

 

[Kenka]

rvy, you will get my thread locked, f'dase caralho.

 

[rvy]

rvy, you will get my thread locked, f'dase caralho.

You shut your mouth, if I can look at dudes without shirts I can damn sure look at some fine ass moving up the stairs.

PATRIARCHY DID THIS!

 

[KidA Seven]

Stefan Velkov, a 17 year old Bulgarian cb, is on trial at Carrington. He's been called up for the national team already.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=txAQsnGsUG0

We could use a talented cb for the youth team. Keane and Thorpe are our best prospects, but Keane always has a mistake in him. I like Thorpe, but he's pretty short for a cb. The u18 cbs are crap.

 

[Kenka]

No such thing as too much porn

You said the truth.

By the way, since you're Dutch Bacon, what kind of weird porn is your favourite ?

 

[Salvadora]

Admitting to being a misogynist will probably do that.

 

[Kenka]

You shut your mouth, if I can look at dudes without shirts I can damn sure look at some fine ass moving up the stairs.

PATRIARCHY DID THIS!

I see, you are fearing Mumei in this thread so you're giving your inner instincts a free pass elsewhere. How dare you capitalize on my coming out, you sub-par benfiquiste.

 

[rvy]

Admitting to being a misogynist will probably do that.

Turns out it's OK as long as you admit it. This is what the feminist crowd has passed on to me from their biblical teachings.

From the gay thread.

Well, from the Kenka thread.

I see, you are fearing Mumei in this thread so you're giving your inner instincts a free pass elsewhere. How dare you capitalize on my coming out, you sub-par benfiquiste.

Hey now, there's no need for this.

Just enjoy the beautiful motion. How the symmetrical cheeks bounce together and their sublime form.

Oh yes.

 

[Elchele]

rvy pls don't leave us

Mumei pls

 

[rvy]

rvy pls don't leave us

Mumei pls

Joining Wooden is heaven.

Gonna have my way with some burras.

Willbz farting in God's face and posting videos on HeavenlyTube.

pulga forcing Messi dolls to have sex with tax-evading prostitutes.

 

[Freewheelin']

Watching the Drogba documentary on ITV4 i recorded last week.

He is a very inspirational guy.

I still hate him for all the goals he scored against Arsenal though :lol

 

[kharma45]

Watching the Drogba documentary on ITV4 i recorded last week.

He is a very inspirational guy.

I still hate him for all the goals he scored against Arsenal though :lol

Must give it a go, they've had some good football ones lately. Good one on Ronaldo and the brilliant one with Keane and Viera.

 

[KidA Seven]

 

[Yurt]

Ashley Cole ‏@TheRealAC3 1m
Right off to bed, just putting on my anti wrinkle cream on, nite peeps enjoy annals smile best way to enjoy like

ENJOY WHAT NOW

WHATS GOIN ON TONI8

 

[Milchmonster]

Would accept Ballack stealing her from me/10

 

[Kenka]

Would accept Ballack stealing her from me/10

roflmao Ballack-style.

 

[Elchele]

Kenka's thread was really good

 

[Freewheelin']

Must give it a go, they've had some good football ones lately. Good one on Ronaldo and the brilliant one with Keane and Viera.

Yeah Keane/Viera was very interesting. Clearly had a lot of respect for each other.

Shame Keane's a cunt though

 

[Kenka]

Kenka's thread was really good

I think it does everyone good to speak openly in petit comité about these things. Sexuality, morality, ethics, fork paths, etc.
I enjoy speaking about sexuality on GAF because the answer is always a bit mild and bitter, and often informative too. It's a bit like life itself, but concentrated into a few moments only.

It's like enjoying a fast forward movie of your own life.

Yeah Keane/Viera was very interesting. Clearly had a lot of respect for each other.

Shame Keane's a cunt though

I read "Kenka's a cunt".
Damn the other thread.

 

[Fry]

Suarez drinking tea with a child:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5hBaKXvCnCQ

 

[Elchele]

I think it does everyone good to speak openly in petit comité about these things. Sexuality, morality, ethics, fork paths, etc.

Yep

wait, you currently have a girlfriend?

edit: :looool some of milch poison in there