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Football Thread 13/14 |OT11| Schlong Days, Kipless Nights

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Mastadon

Banned
Baconsaurus Rex said:
You guys like Archer right? If you don't, then well, fuck you. You're a lost cause.

BUT if you do, you should go watch Bob's Burgers right now.
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I love Archer, but I didn't really like Bob's Burgers too much. I only watched a couple of episodes though, maybe I'll give it another go.

If it's shit, I'm blaming you.
 
S

Scum

Junior Member
Feorax said:
I really enjoyed KZ3, but I'm struggling with Shadow Fall. I'm onto the second mission and I'm just bored. Shooting feels crap and the Helghast seem to be just neverending waves rather than quality AI.

Unfortunately, with how stale CoD is and how shite BF4 stability is, there aren't too many viable alternatives.
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Time to dust off the N64 for a spot of Goldeneye, Perfect Dark and Turok 2. :p
 
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Hixx

Member
"Striker Fabio Borini suggested more character was needed from players and patience from supporters.

He said: “The fans need to understand how we play. Sometimes they’re pushing us forward when we don’t need to go forward."

WE NEED TO GO FORWARD BECAUSE YOU SACKLESS CUNTS HAVE PASSED YOURSELVES SIDEWAYS TO 12 GOALS IN 17 GAMES YOU CUNT

Fuck I hate this squad.

Every single one of them. Apart from Mannone. And Cattermole. And perhaps Giaccherini.

The rest can all fuck off in January. Just pls. Go. Bring in the u21s and plan for next season.

Celustka - shit cunt no bottle
O'Shea - shit cunt
Brown - class but an idiot
Bardsley - cunt cunt in good form but an ubercunt
Dossena - useless cunt with a shit beard fuck off
Larsson - POINTY MCCUNTERSON. horrendous but never his fault. beautiful hair but its not good enough
Ki - not ours but still a bit of a cunt for not being able to hit an open goal from 25 yards
Johnson - GUTLESS CUNT FUCK OFF
Fletcher - HEY GO DO YOUR PIROUETTES AT SOME CLUB WHERE THEY ARE OK WITH YOU BEING A BERK WITH A COMB-OVER IN YOUR MID 20S EH? CUNT
Altidore - YOU'RE A SHIT HESKEY NOT EVEN A SHIT VERSION OF WHEN HE WAS OK YOU ARE A SHIT VERSION OF WHEN HE WAS SHIT
 
S

Scum

Junior Member
Hixx said:
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Johnson - GUTLESS CUNT FUCK OFF
Fletcher - HEY GO DO YOUR PIROUETTES AT SOME CLUB WHERE THEY ARE OK WITH YOU BEING A BERK WITH A COMB-OVER IN YOUR MID 20S EH? CUNT
Altidore - YOU'RE A SHIT HESKEY NOT EVEN A SHIT VERSION OF WHEN HE WAS OK YOU ARE A SHIT VERSION OF WHEN HE WAS SHIT
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S

Scum

Junior Member
Clegg said:
Back from the Hobbit.

Don't get why loads of people on the GAF thread are hating the movie. It's brilliant.
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"...GAF thread are hating..." There's the problem. Most of GAF live on GAF. They have no idea of the outside world and would just hate on most of anything.
 
B

bud

Member
i was slightly underwhelmed with the visuals. maybe the hfr 3d has worn off on me.

i enjoyed it quite a bit, though. evangeline can get it.
 
B

bud

Member
that entire scene with smaug and bilbo was magnficent.

you know who didn't look magnificent. orlando bloom.

what the hell happened to him? he looks old and bloated.
 
C

Clegg

Member
bud said:
that entire scene with smaug and bilbo was magnficent.

you know who didn't look magnificent. orlando bloom.

what the hell happened to him? he looks old and bloated.
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Well tbf Bloom is 10 years older than he was when shooting the LOTR

I thought the scenes with the Necromancer were very well done.
 
B

Batigol

Banned
Any of ya'll taken your laptop with you when you've flown somewhere? Do I need to delete the porn before I go through security?
 
L

L1NETT

Member
Lol Hixx.

Have a bovril and calm down son.

Millwall, Leeds, Middlesborough and Huddersfield away next season. What is there not to look forward to!

And Gus is an old hand down there. He'll bring in all the old brighton mob. Bridcutt, Craig Makail Smith, Wayne Bridge, Upson!, Will Buckley

It'll be tons on fun :p

---

Why does John Bishop have a christmas show?

Who asked for this?

I want their names.
 
K

Kyoufu

Member
Hixx said:
"Striker Fabio Borini suggested more character was needed from players and patience from supporters.

He said: “The fans need to understand how we play. Sometimes they’re pushing us forward when we don’t need to go forward."

WE NEED TO GO FORWARD BECAUSE YOU SACKLESS CUNTS HAVE PASSED YOURSELVES SIDEWAYS TO 12 GOALS IN 17 GAMES YOU CUNT

Fuck I hate this squad.

Every single one of them. Apart from Mannone. And Cattermole. And perhaps Giaccherini.

The rest can all fuck off in January. Just pls. Go. Bring in the u21s and plan for next season.

Celustka - shit cunt no bottle
O'Shea - shit cunt
Brown - class but an idiot
Bardsley - cunt cunt in good form but an ubercunt
Dossena - useless cunt with a shit beard fuck off
Larsson - POINTY MCCUNTERSON. horrendous but never his fault. beautiful hair but its not good enough
Ki - not ours but still a bit of a cunt for not being able to hit an open goal from 25 yards
Johnson - GUTLESS CUNT FUCK OFF
Fletcher - HEY GO DO YOUR PIROUETTES AT SOME CLUB WHERE THEY ARE OK WITH YOU BEING A BERK WITH A COMB-OVER IN YOUR MID 20S EH? CUNT
Altidore - YOU'RE A SHIT HESKEY NOT EVEN A SHIT VERSION OF WHEN HE WAS OK YOU ARE A SHIT VERSION OF WHEN HE WAS SHIT
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HixxNUFC
 
Y

Yen

Member
I don't know the answer to this, considering I only watched LOTR for the first time y'day:

But how did Peter Jackson go from schlocky b-movie horror (right) to a massive high budget fantasy epic? Quite a career progression.
 
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bud

Member
Clegg said:
Well tbf Bloom is 10 years older than he was when shooting the LOTR

I thought the scenes with the Necromancer were very well done.
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true, but he's only 36. guess i thought he'd age gracefully.

the makeup didn't help either; he seemed more pasty than in the lotr trilogy, but that might just be me.
 
S

Showaddy

Member
Yenrot said:
I don't know the answer to this, considering I only watched LOTR for the first time y'day:

But how did Peter Jackson go from schlocky b-movie horror (right) to a massive high budget fantasy epic? Quite a career progression.
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It was considered a massive gamble at the time.
 
K

Kyoufu

Member
Yenrot said:
I don't know the answer to this, considering I only watched LOTR for the first time y'day:

But how did Peter Jackson go from schlocky b-movie horror (right) to a massive high budget fantasy epic? Quite a career progression.
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He found the cure to insomnia so he decided to make a movie out of it. Well actually, two movies. The third was actually decent.
 
B

bud

Member
Yenrot said:
I don't know the answer to this, considering I only watched LOTR for the first time y'day:

But how did Peter Jackson go from schlocky b-movie horror (right) to a massive high budget fantasy epic? Quite a career progression.
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same reason why webb ended up doing spider-man after only having done a romantic comedy: casting room couch. blowjobs. and anal. lots of anal.
 
M

Messi

Member
Baconsaurus Rex said:
I've only watched three episodes so far but I find it fucking hilarious. It's just so dumb
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It gets better and better. All of the characters are great. There is a whole episode where bob is having a breakdown and is talking to a dead turkey and the whole time he is doing a voice for the turkey. its utter gold.

I also love Teddy.

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Clegg

Member
bud said:
true, but he's only 36. guess i thought he'd age gracefully.

the makeup didn't help either; he seemed more pasty than in the lotr trilogy, but that might just be me.
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I think Bloom is young enough to get away with it if you're not paying too much attention. And he wasn't completely wooden in this film either. A step up from his LOTR days.

Ian McKellan looked noticeably older though. That's to be expected since he's in his 70's now, but it was alarming to see.
 
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Suen

Member
neo fun allowed said:
So nothing's changed, we're still shit and I'm getting used to it. Who cares, I'm young, I bet in a couple of decades we'll be good again. Forza Milan.
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No fun allowed pls don't hate me. I like Milan GAF. I like your club too and would be liking it even more if there weren't rumours about you trying to sell us Matri.
 
F

faridmon

Member
dc89 said:
/sighhhh

I'll be glad when today is over. My Grandad passed away during the night.
I'm trying to watch some football to take my mind off things but this Milan game is awful.

:(
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My condolences. Hope you and Your family get over this sad affair. Sad to hear this!
 
H

Hixx

Member
L1NETT said:
Lol Hixx.

Have a bovril and calm down son.

Millwall, Leeds, Middlesborough and Huddersfield away next season. What is there not to look forward to!

And Gus is an old hand down there. He'll bring in all the old brighton mob. Bridcutt, Craig Makail Smith, Wayne Bridge, Upson!, Will Buckley

It'll be tons on fun :p
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We will boss the league, we always do. Keane, Reid and Mic Mac promotion seasons were fucking brilliant. We are too good/big for the Championship but we always fuck up in the PL.
 
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kharma45

Member
Clegg said:
Back from the Hobbit.

Don't get why loads of people on the GAF thread are hating the movie. It's brilliant.
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Because people expect it to be LOTR tier and it's far from it. DOS was better than AUJ but it still suffered from a weak OST, woeful CG at times and some fucking terrible decisions like those Go Pros in the barrel sequence and the whole fucking end sequence with Smaug. I'm friends with a guy who's cousin is a fairly prominent member of the main cast and he apparently wasn't all that happy with Jackson, and I can't blame him.
 
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Yen

Member
kharma45 said:
Because people expect it to be LOTR tier and it's far from it. DOS was better than AUJ but it still suffered from a weak OST, woeful CG at times and some fucking terrible decisions like those Go Pros in the barrel sequence and the whole fucking end sequence with Smaug. I'm friends with a guy who's cousin is a fairly prominent member of the main cast and he apparently wasn't all that happy with Jackson, and I can't blame him.
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Nesbitt, must be Nesbitt
 
F

Fry

Member
I don't know who I want to win tomorrow. Probably a draw would be best.

Liverpool, please beat City. I'll be the happiest cunt alive.
 
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