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Football Thread 13/14 |OT11| Schlong Days, Kipless Nights

Z

Zabojnik

Member
Goddamn Vin Diesel, had to deflect it here. Could've been a nice goal from the black octopus.

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M

Messi

Member
Nothing better than knocking someone out of the semi finals of the FIFA cup. Knowing they are better than you in every way and you still jammed it. Guy was winning 2-0 and in two wrong moves I scored with el sha to make it 2-2 in 10 in game mins. First half mind you. I then defended for dear life until penalties and won. Loooooooool.

To make it even better, I check his record and he has one loss and 70 wins, 6 draws. Dude was good. He should be fuming.
 
V

Verano

Reads Ace as Lace. May God have mercy on their soul
Messi said:
Nothing better than knocking someone out of the semi finals of the FIFA cup. Knowing they are better than you in every way and you still jammed it. Guy was winning 2-0 and in two wrong moves I scored with el sha to make it 2-2 in 10 in game mins. First half mind you. I then defended for dear life until penalties and won. Loooooooool.

To make it even better, I check his record and he has one loss and 70 wins, 6 draws. Dude was good. He should be fuming.
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brb...gonna go fap to olivia wilde pix..
 
K

KidA Seven

Member
jb8521 ‏@jb_8521
Stefan Velkov has done an interview about his time training at mufc. He had dinner with Vidic who he describes as a unique person and says

jb8521 ‏@jb_8521
it was an incredible pleasure to be at a table with him. He describes Moyes as an incredible person

jb8521 ‏@jb_8521
He describes Old Trafford as world class and also says it would be a dream to play for United but that everything depends on United now

jb8521 ‏@jb_8521
He also says it was good that these werent trials for many players and that United wanted to look at him specifically
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.
 
K

KidA Seven

Member
K1LLER7 said:
Another 17 year old?

Moyes pls.

That Brazilian player called Everton say's he would pick United over Madrid. Also goes on about how United is a massive club.
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17 year old cb who's been called up to the national team and has started playing first team for his club. We need a young cb with potential. Our current youth cbs suck.

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K

K1LLER7

Member
KidA Seven said:
17 year old cb who's been called up to the national team and has started playing first team for his club. We need a young cb with potential. Our current youth cbs suck.
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You know more about our youth players so I guess we should go for him ;)

More rumours of Inter's Guarin being wanted by Chelsea.

Hopefully United get any signings done early and then focus on the games.
 
Y

Yurt

il capo silenzioso
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Q: Are you happy to play in the Regista role?

Marchisio "As long as we win, I am happy to play anywhere."

Marchisio "I hope to renew my contract, I would wear this shirt for as long as possible. I'm also ready to change roles, look at Asamoah."


:(

And for Timmy

Menez plays on with opponent down (so yelled at by opponents). Shoots rather than finding Ibra in box (so yelled at by Ibra)
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a dog's life for Menez :lol
 
M

Mastadon

Banned
I woke up at 3.30 in the morning and couldn't get back to sleep, so I decided to watch Springbreakers.

The whole thing feels like one big fever dream. I'm so confused.
 
Y

Yurt

il capo silenzioso
Liverpool and United GAF should be the ones carrying this thread -_-

Mastadon said:
I woke up at 3.30 in the morning and couldn't get back to sleep, so I decided to watch Springbreakers
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pls Masta, your wife isn't here.

u conveniently woke up at 3:30 just to watch Springbreakers.

TeamAshley or Team [insert the other average girls]?
 
S

Salazar

Member
Yurt said:
Liverpool and United GAF should be the ones carrying this thread -_-
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Too tense. Right when I need updates on work/publications, everything shuts down for xmas. My emotional calendar and the Jesus narrative are massively, judderingly out of sync.
 
Y

Yurt

il capo silenzioso
Juve’s top scorer in each of the last four seasons managed a grand total of 10 goals, but Carlos Tevez already has 11.
Paul Pogba matches last year’s tally of five, while Arturo Vidal has netted 12 this term in all competition.
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embarrassing.

TheLucifer said:
Fuck Allegri.
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I'll REALLY miss his post match analysis. It's like he lives in a parallel universe where is tactics and formations are spot on and his Milan was unlucky to lose.

This movie might as well be based on him:

The Secret Life of Walter Mitty
A day-dreamer escapes his anonymous life by disappearing into a world of fantasies filled with heroism, romance and action. When his job along with that of his co-worker are threatened, he takes action in the real world embarking on a global journey that turns into an adventure more extraordinary than anything he could have ever imagined.
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WAKE UP ALLEGRI

Salazar said:
Too tense. Right when I need updates on work/publications, everything shuts down for xmas. My emotional calendar and the Jesus narrative are massively, judderingly out of sync.
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LOOOOOOOOOOL
 
M

Mastadon

Banned
dc89 said:
Oh man, it's crazy.



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[SPOILER]Dat Ashley Benson though[/SPOILER][/QUOTE]

[quote="Yurt, post: 94540090"]Liverpool and United GAF should be the ones carrying this thread -_-



pls Masta, your wife isn't here.

u conveniently woke up at 3:30 just to watch Springbreakers.

[spoiler]TeamAshley or Team [insert the other average girls]?[/spoiler][/QUOTE]

You are men of refined taste.

Yurt - in terms of carrying the thread, I think you'll find I've made more posts in this thread than the last 4 or 5 combined! #prolific
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J

Jack cw

Member
Blablurn said:
No more football for now :(
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I was a bit oversaturated with many of those games against mediocre oppositions. I'm glad there is a break and I have time watch BPL and Primiera Division. Bundesliga is beyonf boring, so its a nice change for few weeks. Cant wait for Schweinsteiger to return.

Edit:
Bayern should buy Marchisio, we need a decent Lahm backup on the 6.
 
L

Lightning

Banned
Why does our game have to be the only one on in 12 hours? Now everyone can watch and make fun of us. Going to be unbearable should we play poorly.
 
T

The_Hitcher89

Member
No hyperbole, Bewitched looks like the worst programme I've ever had the misfortune to catch a minute of.




Neil Ruddock will be dead within 10 years. Fucking mess.
 
Y

Yurt

il capo silenzioso
stay safe UK bros

Mastadon said:
You are men of refined taste.

Yurt - in terms of carrying the thread, I think you'll find I've made more posts in this thread than the last 4 or 5 combined! #prolific
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I noticed! :D

The rise of Mastadon is definitely the bittersweet highlight in all of this.
 
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