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[Yurt]

Teenager confirmed. What do I win, pulga?

but one day, she'll want to go out with her friends. there's always that one friend that tries their hardest to get you to do alcohol/drugs/whatever. this shit keeps me up at night. sometimes i do think about having children and what that'd be like.

i'm going to inject a transmitter into her veins

please don't be one of those parents

let her enjoy her short life (in moderation).

 

[wedward]

i'm 25. i would constantly worry about my children, even more so if i had a daughter instead of a son.

lambda, how do you cope with the fact that one day your daughter is going to grow up, and every guy will want to, like, i mean, you know... you know?

Are you in the US bud?

 

[Lambda Pie]

i try not to think about it. i mean, she's 9, it's years before i even want to talk about boys and sex and drugs and clubs to her.

 

[Blablurn]

Bud. Can u give me your phone number?

 

[Az]

 

[dc89]

DC how much did City pay for Yaya again?

£24m.

but one day, she'll want to go out with her friends. there's always that one friend that tries their hardest to get you to do alcohol/drugs/whatever. this shit keeps me up at night. sometimes i do think about having children and what that'd be like.

i'm going to inject a transmitter into her veins

Nanomachines.

 

[pulga]

Teenager confirmed. What do I win, pulga?
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wut are you on about lol

 

[Freewheelin']

Are you in the US bud?

Think he's Dutch.

 

[noal]

My daughter is 11.

It's time.

 

[Linius]

Think he's Dutch.

Why do you guys keep saying that, I must have missed the point where this became a joke

 

[Salvadora]

My daughter is 11.

It's time.

Time for what?

 

[Baconsaurus Rex]

bud's ethnicity is an enigma

 

[FootballFan]

My daughter is 11.

It's time.

 

[Yurt]

wut are you on about lol

I asked FF how old is he

he ignored it

therefore he is

Dem International Barca supporters mang

 

[Lambda Pie]

Time for what?

the talk.

 

[dc89]

Toure's tank treads have come off. fuck

 

[Shatner's Bassoon]

Toure is done.

 

[bud]

i'm in the netherlands.

 

[noal]

Time for what?

Time for her to realise that spotty little urchins are going to be sniffing around...


...and I'll be watching.

 

[FootballFan]

Yaya, most complete midfielder player in the world, is fucked.

 

[Baconsaurus Rex]

i'm in the netherlands.

liegebeest

 

[Blablurn]

I guess not, bud :/

 

[bud]

wollah

 

[Lambda Pie]

do you have a job, bud?

 

[Feorax]

Xabi Alonso confirmed staying at Madrid until 2016.

Lol, Ballague is so shit.

 

[Kopite]

Brilliant.

What's happened to Toure?

 

[K1LLER7]

Ligament damage?

 

[Bubble Metropolis]

Yaya looks well fucked. Limping off. Left ankle.

 

[dc89]

Yaya, most complete midfielder player in the world, is fucked.

Heaven is weeping.
Fuck, Fernan doesn't get any rest.

 

[KidA Seven]

Apparently we were close to signing Matic but Moyes rejected the deal. So that's Strootman, Matic and Garay he passed up on.

We ended up with Fellaini.

His vision of United...

Three billion facebook fans' support ended on May 9th, 2013. The survivors of the Moyes hire called the war Judgment Day. They lived only to face a new nightmare: the war against the hoofball machines. The computer which controlled the machines, Moyes, sent two Terminators back through time. Their mission: to destroy the leader of the football resistance, Adnan Januzaj, my son. The first Terminator was programmed to strike at me in the year 1994, before Adnan was born. It failed. The second was set to strike at Adnan himself when he was still a child. As before, the resistance was able to send a lone warrior, a protector for Adnan. It was just a question of which one of them would reach him first.

 

[Ushojax]

So Yaya has rolled his ankle. Hopefully he misses the game against us in a couple of weeks.

Edit: or not

 

[bud]

i work part-time. sometimes.

mostly focused on finishing my studies if i ever get to that.

I guess not, bud :/

d-do you want to call me...?

 

[Yurt]

 

[Lambda Pie]

who needs Yaya when you have Garcia? silly (blue) mancs.

 

[Linius]

wollah

Praat je de taal van de straat zoals echt grote jongens betaamt?

 

[wedward]

If City don't lose some games while missing Aguero and Yaya im going to be pissed.

 

[K1LLER7]

Yaya should go off.

No point risking it further.


NEGREDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

 

[dc89]

NEGREDDDOOOOOOOO

SO FUCKING GOOD

SO GOOD!!!! ARGH!!! SO GOOOOOOD.

 

[Freewheelin']

Fuck me, this guy is good.

 

[Scum]

Ruh oh.

 

[FootballFan]

Heaven is weeping.
Fuck, Fernan doesn't get any rest.

Yaya coming back on.. shouldn't be doing that tbh.


NEGREDDDDOOOOOOOOOOOO

So good.

 

[Shatner's Bassoon]

Well this game is done. So is Big Fat Sam.

 

[Lambda Pie]

i work part-time. sometimes.

mostly focused on finishing my studies if i ever get to that.

having a full time job will take your mind out of a lot of stuff, it's just growing pains.

have sex. i can't think of a best advice. online, hookers, a neighbour, Blablurn... sex, mate.

and NEGREDO X 2!!! what a fuckin beast.

 

[Bubble Metropolis]

Negredo was a pretty good signing.

 

[noal]

Negredo is a beast.

 

[Blablurn]

i work part-time. sometimes.

mostly focused on finishing my studies if i ever get to that.



d-do you want to call me...?

Maybe

 

[Anderson]

Negredo is a beast, 17 goals already!

Hard to imagine Soldado was rated higher than Negredo.

Quality of midfield plays a part as well,

 

[Kopite]

Hard to imagine Soldado was more highly rated than Negredo.

 

[Bossniak]

Great pass by Dzeko, nice finish by negredo.

 

[Yurt]

Whoa!

That was great from Dzeko(?) too.