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[D_prOdigy]

YES MICHAEL OWEN

have we signed gaitan yet.

 

[confuziz]

Player gets subbed on and gets sent off 5 seconds later.

Dat smile

 

[Freewheelin']

Player gets subbed on and gets sent off 5 seconds later.

Dat smile

Loooooool gif please!

 

[Shanks D Zoro]

Player gets subbed on and gets sent off 5 seconds later.

Dat smile

haha,

I always loved Muntari two yellow cards in 90seconds when coming on as in sub

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bOXDqeosDvg

 

[Salazar]

Player gets subbed on and gets sent off 5 seconds later.

Dat smile

lol, can understand his bewilderment

 

[bud]

yeah, that's a bullshit red card.

 

[Carbonox]

haha, what's henry doing on graham norton tonight?

Just seen the lineup, looks interesting enough. Shame Katy B is back on it though, WHO THE FUCK LISTENS TO HER MUSIC? Derivative chav shite.

 

[K1LLER7]

Chevrolet announced Mata signing before United did? lol

 

[LabouredSubterfuge]

Interesting to see whether Mourinho will confirm the transfer in his presser.

 

[Shatner's Bassoon]

Player gets subbed on and gets sent off 5 seconds later.

Dat smile

 

[Fergie]

Muppetry waning...

 

[confuziz]

Brilliant stuff Shatner

 

[Shanks D Zoro]

That's it fellas, the deal has been called off

Spoiler

Diamanti is staying at Bologna

 

[Milchmonster]

Diego-Arnold-de Bruyne is a ridiculous attacking three.

 

[dc89]

Who cares if I'm doing a me.

- Neymar's friends have private jet travel to Spain paid by Barca.
- He earns another €700,000 every year Barca qualify for the Champions League.
- €2.5m bonus if he's played out of position.

#MesQueUnClub

I think they should drop that slogan. Lord help me, I hope we destroy Barca. Even if it's just at The Etihad.

 

[Milchmonster]

Who cares if I'm doing a me.

- Neymar's friends have private jet travel to Spain paid by Barca.
- He earns another €700,000 every year Barca qualify for the Champions League.
- €2.5m bonus if he's played out of position.

#MesQueUnClub

I think they should drop that slogan. Lord help me, I hope we destroy Barca. Even if it's just at The Etihad.

Nobody gets tired of reading this, it's hilarious. You can dc all you want with this story lol

 

[dc89]

Nobody gets tired of reading this, it's hilarious. You can dc all you want with this story lol

City were interested in buying Neymar.
There is no surprise we dropped out, and it's nothing to do with not being able to afford.

After Tevez, I don't think we'll have anything to do with third parties or dodgy agents.

Notice all of Kia's players have left the club now.

 

[Carbonox]

I'm gonna go and apply for a job at one of these third parties and in my contract get a free private jet so I can fly Football GAF out to Canada and we can club baby seals together.

 

[LabouredSubterfuge]

Dermot Corrigan ‏@dermotmcorrigan 45s

Rosell exit unlikely to solve Barca's legal problems as Jordi Cases lawyer says 'Now we're going for Bartomeu': http://espnfc.com/news/story/_/id/1...-bartomeu-pressure-sandro-rosell-exit?cc=5739 …

lol Barca

 

[Lana Del Rey]

Chelsea are acting the maggot over this deal.

Let him go you twats.

Maybe you start acting nice or you won't get him at all. What about that Rooney guy?

 

[Carbonox]

lol Barca

Soon it will be "Now we're going after Neymar himself".

 

[dc89]

lol Barca

:looooooooooooool

 

[Shanks D Zoro]

Soon it will be "Now we're going after Neymar himself".

If all those payments are correct then it seems like there was a lot of thought put into tax evasion which I can only assume would have come from Neymar's camp.

 

[pappe]

Is Mou done with his trolling of United and its fans?

 

[Salazar]

Is Mou done with his trolling of United and its fans?

Dunno. Futbol journos on my twitter have all gone quiet.

Edit: Wait, Moyes is watching Gladbach ? GO DAVE

 

[Tc91]

Raphael Honigstein ‏@honigstein 2m
Gladbach have confirmed that David Moyes will be at the game v Bayern tonight.

Kroos? Dante?

 

[Danchi]

Davey Moyes will be at the Gladbach vs. Bayern game apparently.

To smash Pep's face in for thinking about buying Mata.

 

[WJD]

Kroos? Dante?

he just likes watchin footy doe

 

[Clegg]

Kroos? Dante?

I think we've been linked with Patrick Hermann.

 

[LabouredSubterfuge]

Kroos? Dante?

Patrick Hermann and Max Kruse.

 

[Mastadon]

Kroos? Dante?

Granit Xhaka maybe?

 

[Clegg]

Granit is a great name for a defensive midfielder.

 

[Salazar]

By the way, is Mata to United finally official?

Mou presser in 20 minutes or so.

 

[Fergie]

Isn't there supposed to be a Mou presser today? At 12:30.

"Mata isn't for sale"

Edit: beaten like that kid from the Jones pen.

 

[Tc91]

I think we've been linked with Patrick Hermann.

Patrick Hermann and Max Kruse.

Never heard of them, any good?

 

[Mastadon]

Hmm

@honigstein: Dante/Kroos: Bayern won't sell or loan this January. That's categorical. (both expected to renew contracts)

@honigstein: Re: Gladbach targets for Moyes. Ter Stegen has signed for Barcelona. Xhaka, Kruse and Herrmann not (yet) Man Utd class, imo.

 

[LabouredSubterfuge]

Never heard of them, any good?

Hermann has been likened by Milch to a less developed Reus. Don't know about Kruse.

 

[Salazar]

Hmm

@honigstein: Dante/Kroos: Bayern won't sell or loan this January. That's categorical. (both expected to renew contracts)

@honigstein: Re: Gladbach targets for Moyes. Ter Stegen has signed for Barcelona. Xhaka, Kruse and Herrmann not (yet) Man Utd class, imo.

At a push, I'll take "not yet" players to replace "categorically not and will never get close" players.

 

[FlutterPuffs]

I'm glad Cardiff will get Fabio and loan Zaha.

I love Ole so much that I don't mind if Cardiff beats Manchester United next week. Guy is a legend, and gave us the perfect ending to the treble in '99.

 

[PrematureQuiche]

Mou presser in 20 minutes or so.

http://www.chelseafc.com/live-press-conferences

 

[confuziz]

PSG presser in 45 mins. Coincedence?

 

[Superman]

According to a Sky Sports News reporter... Mata is in Manchester. No medical as of yet.

 

[LabouredSubterfuge]

Fergie is now UEFA's coaching ambassador. Presumably that means he'll walk around patting coaches on the shoulder and telling them 'well done' in an extremely patronising manner.

 

[Superman]

I'm glad Cardiff will get Fabio and loan Zaha.

I love Ole so much that I don't mind if Cardiff beats Manchester United next week. Guy is a legend, and gave us the perfect ending to the treble in '99.

Oles return... Hopefully Mata... OT is going to be buzzing.

 

[Yen]

Liverpool to announce a new commercial partner on Monday. I assume it must be a big deal if we knew about it in advance (not like Dunkin' Donuts). Warrior deal runs for another two seasons after this one, and I think Standard Chartered renewed for two more years.

 

[simples]

Kroos? Dante?

whynotboth.gif

 

[Tc91]

SSN James Cooper (live from Carrington): I'm being led to believe that an agreement has not been reached about the sale of Juan Mata. I don't think there is any cause for alarm there, we know an offer has been put in via a third party.

Please no..

 

[Feorax]

Liverpool to announce a new commercial partner on Monday. I assume it must be a big deal if we knew about it in advance (not like Dunkin' Donuts). Warrior deal runs for another two seasons after this one, and I think Standard Chartered renewed for two more years.

Isn't to great to be top of the commercial league?

 

[Can Crusher]

I love how Barcelona spent Messi money on a bloke who was king shit of a turd league.

 

[Fergie]

Please no..

I ain't even surprised.

Anyway Mou time.