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[Feorax]

Tony Barrett has just retweeted that Lukaku is only out for 2-3 weeks.

I'd say that's good news for Everton, but he's been in fairly shite form recently anyway.

Good for the lad himself though. Don't want to spend too much time out with injuries, especially at his age.

 

[Yurt]

Yurt is dying.

I'm here -_-

 

[Zabojnik]

I'm here -_-

I love you Yurt. Never leave me. <3

 

[Mastadon]

AIDS is fairly treatable these days, don't worry guys.

#pray4yurt

 

[Kiraly]

GUESS WHO'S BACK

 

[omgkitty]

Just unfollowed my best friend on Twitter. Can't stand all his inane bullshit about AC Milan cluttering up my feed.

 

[Yurt]

No worries Zabo <3

Oh shit, the ghost of Yurt is haunting us. Yurt, is it warm where you are now? Are there fires everywhere?

I can see Facchetti on my left and Sleepless on my right

AIDS is fairly treatable these days, don't worry guys.

my inspiration #Believe

GUESS WHO'S BACK

WHO? (or WELCOME BACK!)

 

[Splatt]

GUESS WHO'S BACK

Yurt's ghost?

 

[Wes]

Berbatov possibly going back to Spurs? Crazy times.

 

[Mr.Marston]

Don't worry! We're gonna sign him and have this crazy awesome team:


-------------------Szcz-----------------------
Sagna------Per------Kosc----------Gibbs
---------------------------------------------------
---------------------------------------------------
Gnabry---Rosicky----Ozil-----Draxler---Santi
---------------------Giroud----------------------

Who needs defensive midfielders when we can just have like 5 attacking midfielders?

With Flamini banned and Arteta playing like shit I wouldn't be surprised.

 

[Barzul]

With Flamini banned and Arteta playing like shit I wouldn't be surprised.

Think we'll see Rosicky at CM till Wilshere is back. Hope he makes the first L'Pool game. Ramsey injury is such a shame.

 

[Broder Salsa]

TDC?

So I got real fucking angry and was a bit of a cunt in return, one of the support people ended up agreeing to asking a higher up about it and they are now sending out some technicians to look at the prospect of putting in the cables in an hour. Good, being angry finally might have solved something for me.

Cornelius getting loaned back to Copenhagen.

Some are saying it's actually a purchase, sell for 8,3 mil, buy back for 3, not bad.

 

[FlutterPuffs]

According to Moyes' editorial in yesterday's Manchester United magazine, don't be surprised if Mata is the only buy we make this summer.

Also apparently Young has this superstition of wearing everything on his left first before a game. He should probably stop it since he's still shit.

 

[Barzul]

Ben Smith &#8207;@BenSmithBBC 54s
Luuk De Jong has passed medical at Newcastle and will be confirmed as a #NUFC player today. Cabaye likewise at PSG.

Will be interesting to see how he does in PL.

 

[Clegg]

According to Moyes' editorial in yesterday's Manchester United magazine, don't be surprised if Mata is the only buy we make this summer.

Also apparently Young has this superstition of wearing everything on his left first before a game. He should probably stop it since he's still shit.

What did he say because that first sentence doesn't make sense.

Did you mean to say January?

 

[Carbonox]

Ben Smith &#8207;@BenSmithBBC 54s
Luuk De Jong has passed medical at Newcastle and will be confirmed as a #NUFC player today. Cabaye likewise at PSG.

Will be interesting to see how he does in PL.

Joe Kinnear's second signing for us.....another loan.


#BasedKinnear

 

[Broder Salsa]

Wooden, pls.

Cech doesn't even react on the last one there, will be glorious. Also Franco Mussis finally arrived to Copenhagen... and we are apparently buying back Mathias Zanka Jørgensen from PSV... It's just... Too beautiful.

 

[Unreal Champ]

Just heard Macheda is going on a free at the end of the season shame, such high hopes a few years ago.

He was labeled the next Ronaldo by Ferguson.

 

[Meier]

Didn't anyone post about City's offer for Mangala? Didn't see anything yesterday. €40 million. Crazy.

I'll believe it when I see it. I just don't see us making him the most expensive (or 2nd most? I guess Thiago Silva's valuation in the swap alongside Zlatan varies) defender of all time.

Damn. I might have only started Sleeping Dogs, but it refreshingly good fun. Combat is awesome and I've found my favourite choon so far - 24Herbs - Turn it up.
Afternoon, Wilbur. Welcome back. Behave yourself.

Fantastic game -- probably my favorite game of its type to be honest. Great driving, great gun play, great collectible shit which I usually hate.

Tony Barrett has just retweeted that Lukaku is only out for 2-3 weeks.

Man, if that's true I'd be utterly shocked. That looked like a months long injury at a minimum.

 

[LanceVance]

I went to watch England U21's play at Elland Road when Peter Crouch and Alan Smith were up front :lol

 

[Batigol]

There's a proper milfy woman in my computer class, but she kinda acts like my mom :|

Maybe it's a middle-aged woman thing, but this broad is hot. Except for the part where she reminds me of my mom

 

[FlutterPuffs]

What did he say because that first sentence doesn't make sense.

Did you mean to say January?

D-oh. Yeah, this January window.

I do hope we can get a new midfielder though.

 

[Barzul]

Veysey is increasingly becoming the best journo source of Arsenal news. He's been bang on on most Arsenal reports since the Suarez bids.

 

[Pizza con salsiccia]

Is Chicharito really going to AS Monaco ?

 

[LanceVance]

There's a proper milfy woman in my computer class, but she kinda acts like my mom :|

Maybe it's a middle-aged woman thing, but this broad is hot. Except for the part where she reminds me of my mom

Work your magic then make her call you daddy in bed

 

[Zabojnik]

Malesani is Sassuolo's new manager. Can we please bring Berardi to Torino before he ruins him?

Obligatory:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ysnoRO7MYlQ

 

[tri_willy]

Oh shit, we actually can work quickly.

is this real life???

 

[Wes]

Nani to Inter?

 

[tri_willy]

my jinxy powers are at it again! including this one, last 3 bets i have gone for arsenal have resulted in 2 losses and 1 draw

now who's the next team to fall victim to my jinx betting muahahahaha

 

[Barzul]

Is this Konoplyanka guy any good? Like I'm actually curious because I've never heard of him. He did seem like a good dribbler on Youtube, but everyone looks good on there.

 

[Jarnet87]

Nani has been linked to Serie A for a couple seasons now. It's starting to become almost as farcical as the Danielle De Rossi leaving Roma rumors every season.

 

[Guinness]

Yurt hates them.

Welcome btw! We have a few French fans around actually nowadays.

Thanks! I must say, it's hard to find my place among all these private PL jokes.

Is Chicharito really going to AS Monaco ?

They have to buy a new striker if they want to win the league anyway.

 

[jesalr]

Berbatov possibly going back to Spurs? Crazy times.

As a cheap third striker, I suppose we could do a lot worse. Morally I'm less OK with it.

 

[Milchmonster]

Is this Konoplyanka guy any good? Like I'm actually curious because I've never heard of him. He did seem like a good dribbler on Youtube, but everyone looks good on there.

Better than Draxler, not that it's saying much but still.

 

[Barzul]

Is Chicharito really going to AS Monaco ?

If RVP is really fit, he's probably expendable.

 

[3Sixty]

Sunderland vs Saints moved to 12:15 kick off... again.

I don't think there is a bigger fuck you to away fans ever.

 

[Carbonox]

PSG President:

"Interest from Manchester City in Matuidi? I am not worried because they know that if they touch one of our players, then we will be in opposition to them, and we will go and contact their players too.
"We respect all clubs, but if a club tries to buy one of our players, then it will have to face consequences.
"I don't aim this at Manchester City, as from what I know, they did not contact Matuidi."

YES NASSER

City are nobodies to the might of the Eiffel Frogs elite.

 

[Wilbur]

We shouldn't sell now, but when Gohan comes back in the summer I'd definitely sell Hernandez. Was great a few years ago when people weren't wise to his game, but he's too limited to be a starter for us. I dread when he starts a game.

 

[jesalr]

Berbatov possibly going back to Spurs? Crazy times.

As a cheap third striker, I suppose we could do a lot worse. Morally I'm less OK with it.

 

[Milchmonster]

We are going to buy Balotelli in summer, not sure if want.

 

[omgkitty]

Arsenal going after Matuidi now. Oh boy here we go.

 

[Wilbur]

Sunderland vs Saints moved to 12:15 kick off... again.

I don't think there is a bigger fuck you to away fans ever.

What time would you have to leave in the morning? 4ish?

 

[Pizza con salsiccia]

They have to buy a new striker if they want to win the league anyway.

If only...
Everything but PSG.

 

[Carbonox]

As a cheap third striker, I suppose we could do a lot worse. Morally I'm less OK with it.

u alredy sed dis m8

 

[Barzul]

Arsenal going after Matuidi now. Oh boy here we go.

Wenger needs to use those PSG connections to our advantage. Would be perfect for our midfield, way more dynamic than Arteta.

 

[3Sixty]

What time would you have to leave in the morning? 4ish?

On coaches would be about that. If you wanted to make it dead on kick off.

 

[wedward]

Arsenal going after Matuidi now. Oh boy here we go.

------Count Draxula
Santiago OZil Gnarby/OX/Theo
------Matudi Ramsey/Jack

Looks good.

 

[Barzul]

Come on Arsene, spend that Puma money!

 

[Meier]

Arsenal going after Matuidi now. Oh boy here we go.

City have been the projected team to sign him for awhile but the PSG chairman just got super pissy about it. He's effectively acting as if the Bosman rule isn't in existence and says if anyone signs him on a free to be scared because they'll punish the other team. Very sketchy shit.

 

[Yurt]

Malesani is Sassuolo's new manager. Can we please bring Berardi to Torino before he ruins him?

Obligatory:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ysnoRO7MYlQ

:lol nothing beats Trapattoni's meltdown though!

PSG President:



YES NASSER

City are nobodies to the might of the Eiffel Frogs elite.

Isn't he related to Mansour? Or good friends with him?