Kyoufu, what do you mean 'so-called' local derbies :lol
The London derbies. About as intense as Antiques Roadshow.
Kyoufu, what do you mean 'so-called' local derbies :lol
Bla please. I long for the day we return to the Bobby Robson heyday - Arsenal, Liverpool, Man Utd, Newcastle. None of this 'two clubs from Manchester, two from London'. Utterly get fucked Spurs, two from North London is absurd.
I'll also accept Villa, Southampton, et al. Give us some diversity.
Luckily I won't be able to hear you after I put you on ignore.
You aren't funny. You don't have an opinion about anything. You just post memes. You are a two team cunt.
The London derbies. About as intense as Antiques Roadshow.
Stop daydreaming Nathan, darling. Manchester undoubtedly is blue now, there's no fighting it, might as well just lie down and hope the Ingeniero brought some lube with him.
My colleague's a West Ham fan and after the Newcastle game he went to a pub in central London for a pint with a friend. He'd already had a few by this point and he said that him and his mate were being quite loud and bolshy at their table. They both went for a piss and left their stuff at the table, only to come back and find two lads in their seats.Everyone thinks their derby is the best derby.
West Ham vs Millwall, for instance, is a true derby for the ages. No one remembers exactly why we despise each other, but it may have something to do with Millwall factory workers refusing to strike back in the day. Now, a good 100 years on, meetings between the two teams are few and far between, but never have I experienced a more electric atmosphere at a football game than at West Ham vs Millwall confrontations. The menace is palpable.
Let your Granny's money fuel an up close and personal encounter with the slug himself. See the way the Old Trafford light scatters beneath his translucent skin, re-projecting a grey hue from the depths of his soul.You'll get to see him fucking about with his coat live
We got quite a substantial amount of money from our grandparents for Christmas, and I've been hesitant to pull the trigger in an Old Trafford ticket for a while because of travel, hotels, tickets (fuck you Shanks, you cannot mock my wallet). Will probably just fucking go for it. Shame we're not in the cup anymore lool
When Aguero goes to Madrid and Yaya goes to PSG and Hart goes to Blackpool, we'll see.
Arnie tell me, on a scale of one to the intimate depths of Vanessa Feltz's vagina, how deep were the crevices in Moyeezus' face up close?
Aguero to Madrid will never happen. Don't fuel Pulga's fever dreams.
you wait until your nan comes home with a punctured ovary because she grabbed the wrong china plates you heartless monster
When Aguero goes to Madrid and Yaya goes to PSG and Hart goes to Blackpool, we'll see.
No Aguero for the Barca game. Are you still optimistic?
Then they'll just buy Cavani, Lopez and Busquets. It's best just to come to terms with it, really. Your time in the sun is over, be grateful good old froggie took you above Liverpool in the silverware department, should buy you an odd 20+ years before you're dethroned by the boys in blue.
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That URL name doesn't even begin to describe the calamity of that fucking penalty
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Aguero to Madrid will never happen. Don't fuel Pulga's fever dreams.
Yeah why not! It's 11 v 11 and anything can happen. We beat you with no Aguero so why not be optimistic!?
Yeah I'm not scared of Skeletor and the Squid of Badia. You don't think Fellaini's scared of elbowing a double Champions League winner do you? He's going to turn Busquets' face into a Madeira cake
That URL name doesn't even begin to describe the calamity of that fucking penalty
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Everyone does always say their derby is the best one, tis true. Personally it's a lot to do with the regularity/irregularity you meet you rivals. Their seems to be a London "derby" every other week, so they do go a bit stale. Plus Skydoch loves to big up anything resembling a derby as one. "Next week on Super sunday it's the big London derby....of Fulham vs Spurs!"
Would have thought next time the Old Firm meet will be one to remember.
Ameobi brothers starting.
Kill me now.
dc pls its not the time to mention my fever dreams when im talking City up as the one true king of english football
No idea what happened in that game. Strange stuff happened.
Newcastle are going to win this easily. Altidore is playing.
The Times today confirm that Moyes tried to swap Nani for Andros Townsend.
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No idea what happened in that game. Strange stuff happened.
i can hear the clank reverberating through the deepest crevices of my head already
What happened is the same thing that Bayern have done against Chelsea and Arsenal in the past. They assumed the game was over and dropped their concentration.
Ugh, why are BT showing the West Ham game over Newcastle/Sunderland?
Who actually wants to watch West Ham play football??
As much as I love Friday evening games, no BVB on Saturday sucks.
Now, hoping for Wolfsburg to fuck Schlacke and my boys Leitner and Werner destroying Leverkusen.
Is it not on Sky?
All I could find on the subject is this.
And I don't think you can measure noise levels through the television, which I'm assuming is your method for judging derby atmosphere.
Is it not on Sky?
Fucking loooooooooool
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
If you think our stadium is the quietest
Muppets
http://supportersnotcustomers.com/2013/10/28/sunderland-2-newcastle-1/
Written by a Leeds fan
"I have witnessed club anthems at Inter, Barcelona and Borussia Dortmund to name just a few, and this was just as loud as the noise produced by 100,000 inside the Camp Nou. Liverpool are (rightly) world famous for their rendition of You’ll Never Walk Alone, but when they sing it like this, Sunderland and Wise Men Say should certainly be mentioned in the same breath as The Kop."
"The substitute takes a touch, before drilling an unstoppable shot from long range into the back of the net past the despairing dive of Tim Krul. The noise is like nothing I have ever heard in England before, as the Sunderland fans react with a mixture of joy, amazement and relief. Chaos reigns, as the celebrating masses let out their months of frustration in one euphoric moment. Several grown men around me are in tears, as bodies fall to the ground as far as the eye can see. A fan leaps from his seat in the row in front on top of me, with both of us falling backwards over a seat into the back row of the stadium. Bodies appear from all over the place, a pile of sheer Wearside joy."
Gan lick a hoop.
Don't understand why Bayern are playing on Sunday, yet Stuttgart are playing today. Bundesliga pls
Looks like LvG is sick of coaching the Netherlands national team, he is thinking about retire after the WC unless a great opportunity comes.
Looks like LvG is sick of coaching the Netherlands national team, he is thinking about retire after the WC unless a great opportunity comes.
He's waiting for the Tottenham job, he already said that.
"Am I in contact with Tottenham Hotspur? Not currently. Basically, I will retire, unless a very great challenge comes along," he said.
Who actually wants to watch West Ham play football??
Lol nope
Newcastle are going to win this easily. Altidore is playing.
The Times today confirm that Moyes tried to swap Nani for Andros Townsend.
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Don't know:
Looks like LvG is sick of coaching the Netherlands national team, he is thinking about retire after the WC unless a great opportunity comes.