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"Sunderland don't seem to have had much luck this season and that seems to have been typified by reports coming out of Turkey this morning which claim a deal had been struck for Portuguese sensation Bruma, only for the player to suffer a serious knee injury which will keep him out for the rest of the season."

Why

Tore Liverpool to shreds in the Next Gen Series in 2011

LOOOOOOOOOOL

Bild say Real Madrid are preparing a £30m bid for Bayern Munich's Thomas Müller.

Ok.

One of my favourite players in world football

 

[Linius]

Was meaning in the leagues.

Mannone, Man Utds next number 1

Spoiler

Once De gea leaves and everyone else rejects them

Stekelenburg is following Van der Sars footsteps, he's destined for the United spot.

 

[Shanks D Zoro]

Spot Rafael.

That team shape from Man United...

Haha, what the fuck is he doing hiding inside Jones

Stekelenburg is following Van der Sars footsteps, he's destined for the United spot.

haha, starts with Ajaz, flops in Italy, redeems himself with Fulham

 

[The_Hitcher89]

Haha, what the fuck is he doing hiding inside Jones

You know how in WW2 planes used to fly behind clouds so they could surprise the enemy in dogfights, Rafael is kinda like that but with double-footed tackles

 

[LabouredSubterfuge]

You know how in WW2 planes used to fly behind clouds so they could surprise the enemy in dogfights, Rafael is kinda like that but with double-footed tackles

Tbf if we could have deployed Rafa in WW2 the Luftwaffe would have rued the fucking day.

 

[Clydefrog]

Sirigu.

Italy has the best goalkeeper in Italy, France and the UK. Beasting.

excuse me but what??

Howard > Lloris > (WHO?)

and that's just the UK

 

[Ashes]

Haha, what the fuck is he doing hiding inside Jones

I suppose he was tasked to follow Hazard around. Hazard had the idiot in his back pocket.
Or it's mucked up due to rafael being a left back the second half.

 

[Shanks D Zoro]

Rafael did look like a missile.

 

[LabouredSubterfuge]

I suppose he was tasked to follow Hazard around. Hazard had the idiot in his back pocket.
Or it's mucked up due to rafael being a left back the second half.

Dat.

 

[Hixx]

excuse me but what??

Howard > Lloris > (WHO?)

and that's just the UK

DON VITO

 

[Shanks D Zoro]

excuse me but what??

Howard > Lloris > (WHO?)

and that's just the UK

Mannone beats them all. He is the best in the league.

Spoiler

;p

 

[Salazar]

excuse me but what??

Howard > Lloris > (WHO?)

and that's just the UK

Are you wearing the shades cos you is blind ?

That's something blind folks often do

 

[pulga]

LOOOOOOOOOOL

Bild say Real Madrid are preparing a £30m bid for Bayern Munich's Thomas Müller.

Ok.

not needed but ill take him just to bring him out in el Clasico and troll Alba the ratfaced shitecunt some more

 

[Clydefrog]

Are you wearing the shades cos you is blind ?

That's something blind folks often do

finally someone understands

 

[Kikarian]

1-0 Kolbein Sigthórsson

That assist is pure sex.

Sigthórsson is alive!

Hopefully I'll be seeing this a lot more from now on. Klaassen really reads the game, always manages to walk into the right spot and his first touch is great.

And the bonus gif, Boilesen vs. Ruiz

I really Ajax.

 

[pulga]

UNITED BROS

Bebe scored a fantastic screamer for his team last night


the solution has been under your noses all along

 

[Hixx]

Are you wearing the shades cos you is blind ?

That's something blind folks often do

De Gea shots saved to goals 10:1

Which is incredibly average.

DON VITO: 16:1

Sccnjsnaesny, Mannone, Howard and Boruc have been the best keepers this season

But Boruc is shit, so ignore him.

 

[Baconsaurus Rex]

I really Ajax.

I accidentally the whole thing

The match was pants yesterday though

 

[Ashes]

Just read Savage's piece on the bbc website my self. I have to say a lot of it isn't great insight, just stating the obvious, but even though I not a fan of Savage, I'd say it was spot on.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/25802415

It's ironic that it's even more evidence that Kagawa should had played. Savage basically says that Chelsea nullified the wingers because the defenders were so deep. What would have been handy is to have a player who can play/cross from in front of the defence. Januzaj whose game is to go past defenders was put in a difficult position unnecessarily.

 

[Linius]

I accidentally the whole thing

The match was pants yesterday though

First half was terrible and sloppy. But the second half we dominated with our typical style of play, so that was good.

 

[Mastadon]

Vucinic being loaned to Inter, with Guarin going the other way according to James Horncastle.

Wut?

 

[Ushojax]

Vucinic being loaned to Inter, with Guarin going the other way according to James Horncastle.

Wut?

That's...odd.

 

[sohois]

Vucinic being loaned to Inter, with Guarin going the other way according to James Horncastle.

Wut?

Which opens up Marchisio to United of course. Just when you thought Woodward was doing nothing all January, he was working on a secret plot to string along Arsenal and Chelsea.

 

[Mastadon]

That's...odd.

Yep. Guarin is probably Inter's best player.

 

[Kikarian]

How many shit players do we sign?

 

[pulga]

How many shit players do we sign?

he's waiting for you :3

 

[dc89]

@SkySportsNews

BREAKING NEWS Former FIFA deputy general secretary Jerome Champagne announces bid to succeed FIFA president Sepp Blatter

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At least someone is standing against him this time. Thank fuck.

 

[Kikarian]

he's waiting for you :3

He's gone back to hist injury prone Arsenal days.

 

[pulga]

He's gone back to hist injury prone Arsenal days.

pls im talking about the other guy

how much was it that united offered? 40m? and we turned it down? D:

 

[Freewheelin']

Do you guys think they might do a Batman Arkham Trilogy thing for PS4?

Was thinking of getting Arkham Origins, cos I love the other 2 Batman games, but if they're making a trilogy collection, I might wait...

 

[Kikarian]

pls im talking about the other guy

how much was it that united offered? 40m? and we turned it down? D:

oh :lol

Yeah I'd be happy with any midfielder now.

 

[Salazar]

UNITED BROS

Bebe scored a fantastic screamer for his team last night


the solution has been under your noses all along

is that you, Bebe

or just a brilliant disguise

 

[Baconsaurus Rex]

UNITED BROS

Bebe scored a fantastic screamer for his team last night


the solution has been under your noses all along

His pathetic attempt at the heart celebration is hilarious

 

[cremino]

Big Vito Mannone.

LOL......Italy's backup keeper is Sirigu.

There are rumors about a Vucinic-Gruarin swap....

 

[The_Hitcher89]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ctA1op1KPI

Probably the funniest thing I've ever heard. Listened to it probably 12 times and its as funny as ever

 

[GHG]

Ribery is butthurt:

The Frenchman has ridiculed the outcome of the award, while also voicing his dismay with the absence of several Bayern stars in the Fifa FifPro World XI
Bayern Munich star Franck Ribery has slammed the outcome of the 2013 Fifa Ballon d'Or and feels Real Madrid attacker Cristiano Ronaldo did not deserve to win the award as the Portugal international did not collect any trophies last year.

Ribery initially reacted calmly after last week's Fifa gala in Zurich as he had to settle for third spot in the election behind Ronaldo and Barcelona forward Lionel Messi, stating that the prestigious individual award was not one of his goals.

However, the Frenchman has now voiced his frustration after all as he believes he should have won the award following his successful 2013 with the Bavarians.

"I won everything I could win with Bayern and individually. Ronaldo on the other hand did not win anything," Ribery told AZ.

"I am not sad that I missed out, but it does hurt a bit. I deserved to win the Ballon d'Or.

"It was clear that Ronaldo would win it. The voting deadline was extended by two weeks. This had never happened before. It wasn't about football. It was a political decision."

Ribery then went on to criticise the FifPro World XI as just three Bayern players made the cut against four Barcelona players.

"There are only three Bayern players in there. That's madness. [Thomas] Muller deserves to be there, and so do [David] Alaba, [Bastian] Schweinsteiger and [Arjen] Robben. We won five titles and made history.

"And then there's the absence of Borussia Dortmund players... Where are [Mario] Gotze and [Robert] Lewandowski? This is impossible."

Incidentally, Gotze left Signal Iduna Park for the Allianz Arena last summer while Lewandowski will join Pep Guardiola's side at the end of the current season.

http://www.goal.com/en/news/1785/fi...-not-win-anything-does-not-deserve-ballon-dor

Pls

 

[Kiraly]

Ribéry is such a crybaby :lol

Translated: For the best scorers every year there is the Golden Boot, no? I have won everything with the team and individually. Ronaldo won nothing in 2013. I'm not sad, but it hurts the heart. Do not get me wrong, I am proud to have been there. But I feel: This title I deserved. Everyone tells me I should have won. But well, now I have to keep my head up.

When I see the top eleven that was chosen - there are only 3 Bayern players there. This is madness! Müller must be there, Alaba, Schweinsteiger, Robben. We won five titles, made history. Who has done that before? And Dortmund's missing in this eleven: What's with Götze, Lewandowski? That can't be! I'm sure: Would Barcelona and Madrid have stood in the Champions League final, the team would consist only of players of Real and Barca.

He also added that even if he was to be nominated again next year, he's not interested in the Golden Ball anymore.

 

[Salazar]

Tell it to your cellmate, Franck

I have won everything with the team and individually

Tell me more about your solo football exploits, you pompous fucker

 

[pulga]

Ribery is butthurt:



Pls

 

[Kikarian]

I accidentally the whole thing

The match was pants yesterday though

I didn't see it.

 

[Shanks D Zoro]

Ribery ain't even the best player on his team, why does he think he deserves it?

 

[pulga]

fucking deluded child molester, even if he won those 5 titles AND the World Cup all in the same year, he'd still be half the player Messi and Cristiano are.

 

[GHG]

Ribery ain't even the best player on his team, why does he think he deserves it?

To save him from prison:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-25802279

 

[Oxx]

The trophies are the reward for winning trophies.

 

[Shatner's Bassoon]

Haha Ribery.

 

[Shanks D Zoro]

To save him from prison:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-25802279

Haha, i had no idea that was starting up today.

 

[Kiraly]

Probably nothing will come out of that case though right? As much as I'd like to see that Ribéry cunt behind bars.

 

[Shanks D Zoro]

Probably nothing will come out of that case though right? As much as I'd like to see that Ribéry cunt behind bars.

France hope to at least win a game at the world cup.

 

[The_Hitcher89]

Ribery will have to make do with his consolation prize

Spoiler

The Soapon fl'Or

 

[Walshy]

Juventus getting Guarin in a straight swap for Vucinic?

Their midfield is godlike if that comes off: Pogba, Vidal, Asamoah, Pirlo, Marchisio and Guarin.

Best midfield in the world.

Ribery will have to make do with his consolation prize

Spoiler

The Soapon fl'Or