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[Carbonox]

Isco still has a future at Real Madrid, insists Ancelotti

You shouldn't even have to go out and say this if it's true. Bye Bye Isco, it was nice to have you play in a few league games in our team

#IscoDead
#MorataDead

sack dis idiot coach ancelloti nd go for moyes when he is available.............he can win our dream cup zero la coke decima

hala madrid!!!!!!!

hahahahahahaha

 

[Linius]

Tennis

Hah

I usually watch 1/4, 1/2 and finales in the big tournaments. Tennis exhibited at it's best is amazing to watch.

 

[The_Hitcher89]

Anyone who likes darts but not tennis deserves to have Roberto Carlos, Kolarov and Riise take turns booting them in the bollocks.

 

[Suen]

hahahahahahaha

:looooooool I love the comments there when I want a good laugh. It's the youtube of the football world.

 

[Freewheelin']

Anyone who likes darts but not tennis deserves to have Roberto Carlos, Kolarov and Riise take turns booting them in the bollocks.

Agreed. Darts is a travesty to watch.

 

[Carbonox]

Anyone who likes darts deserves to have Roberto Carlos, Kolarov and Riise take turns booting them in the bollocks.

fixed

Darts is pony.

Tennis is great.

 

[LabouredSubterfuge]

Daniel Taylor ‏@DTguardian 19s

So something's changed. Priority was always left-back and central midfielder. On Jan 4 advice from top of club was 'ignore' Mata stories

Interesting.

 

[Baconsaurus Rex]

Anyone who likes darts but not tennis deserves to have Roberto Carlos, Kolarov and Riise take turns booting them in the bollocks.

Do one

 

[Ushojax]

Interesting.

So what you're telling me is that:

 

[Shanks D Zoro]

Anyone who likes darts but not tennis deserves to have Roberto Carlos, Kolarov and Riise take turns booting them in the bollocks.

Tennis is less competitive than La Liga

 

[LabouredSubterfuge]

So what you're telling me is that:

Well it sounds as though either the club is telling journalists that any links in January are bullshit, or they're trying to misdirect the press.

 

[Fergie]

:looooooool I love the comments there when I want a good laugh. It's the youtube of the football world.

Agreed. Darts is a travesty to watch.

The avatars are confusing. :lol

Interesting.

Don't get hyped.

 

[The_Hitcher89]

Tennis is less competitive than La Liga

lol no

La Liga has 2 at the top with one outlier, tennis has 4 players who can win any tournament (except for Roland Garros which belongs to Nadal)

La Liga is set up to keep those two at the top, everyone in tennis has a completely level playing field

 

[L1NETT]

Agreed. Darts is a travesty to watch.

NAH

Tennis is up and down really. Can be exciting if you're invested but the amount of times I would rather watch an old top gear episode than Ferrer Roche vs Nalbandian is countless

Outside the top players I find hard to get into. Wimbledon is always good though.

 

[Shanks D Zoro]

well actually.

Tennis has 4 players out of 2160 ranked players who win tournaments. Which is 0.185% of players who win.

La Liga has 2 winners out of the 42 La Liga teams who win. Which is 4.76%

La Liga is vastly more competitive.

Spoiler

 

[Freewheelin']

NAH

Tennis is up and down really. Can be exciting if you're invested but the amount of times I would rather watch an old top gear episode than Ferrer Roche vs Nalbandian is countless

Outside the top players I find hard to get into. Wimbledon is always good though.

I don't understand why darts is a national sport though, should be in pubs only.

 

[GorillaJu]

http://shanghaiist.com/2014/01/21/man_offer_one_million_to_rent_a_gir.php'

Was reading this article (completely unrelated to football) and came across this line:

He may be desperate, but that doesn't mean he'll hire just anyone. The poster adamantly requires that the woman should be lighter than 50kg, taller than 168cm, boast a sweet looking face, and hold (at the very least) a bachelors degree. PhDs and/or virgins are strongly preferred, and will get a 10% bonus, because this whole thing wasn't weird enough.

MY MAN

 

[Shanks D Zoro]

http://shanghaiist.com/2014/01/21/man_offer_one_million_to_rent_a_gir.php'

Was reading this article (completely unrelated to football) and came across this line:



MY MAN

He likes them beefy.

 

[GorillaJu]

He likes them beefy.

Lighter than 50kg, not heavier.

 

[LabouredSubterfuge]

So GermanGAF, talk to me about Patrick Hermann. Is he good? What's his best position?

 

[WJD]

Interesting.

I don't get it.

 

[Wes]

GU: Wayne Rooney will not move to Chelsea in exchange for Juan Mata

 

[Shanks D Zoro]

Lighter than 50kg, not heavier.

Why go so high as 50? I specifically search for 42KG on Koreancu....oops I bet shut up

 

[Clegg]

I don't get it.

Before that date the press were told to ignore all Mata links. But now Daniel Taylor thinks something may have changed.

I'm gonna guess that all our other targets turned us down and now we're scrambling to get anybody good in. Fits our recent transfer strategy down to a tee.

 

[TheLucifer]

Hull City wants Muntari. And it looks like he wants to leave because he knows that he won't play a lot with Seedorf. And Milan is ready to sell him to the highest first bidder.

 

[bjaelke]

So GermanGAF, talk to me about Patrick Hermann. Is he good? What's his best position?

Mini-Reus but without the goals.

 

[GorillaJu]

Why go so high as 50? I specifically search for 42KG on Koreancu....oops I bet shut up

Because he also requires 168cm

I've been on Korean Cupid too. Even met a few white girls on there. UBlove is where I hit it big though.

 

[LabouredSubterfuge]

Mini-Reus but without the goals.

Do you think with a bit of work Moyes could turn him into the next James McFadden?

 

[Shake Appeal]

Oh man, the Vooch-Guarin swap also takes €0.5m a year off our wage budget. I love you, Inter.

 

[Shanks D Zoro]

Because he also requires 168cm

I've been on Korean Cupid too. Even met a few white girls on there. UBlove is where I hit it big though.

KC is good, I have always had luck when I have paid for gold to pay to chat. Never heard of UBlove before, what is it like?

 

[Shatner's Bassoon]

Do you think with a bit of work Moyes could turn him into the next James McFadden?

Best case scenario is the next Andy van der Meyde.

 

[Kikarian]

Interesting.

Mata's a last minute decision then?

I don't know, I don't think he's the midfielder we need.

 

[Milchmonster]

So GermanGAF, talk to me about Patrick Hermann. Is he good? What's his best position?

Great winger, would certainly be an instant improvement over Young, Nani or Valencia.

Didn't make the step up everyone expected/hoped for him to do when Reus left, though.

 

[LabouredSubterfuge]

Great winger, would certainly be an instant improvement over Young, Nani or Valencia.

Didn't make the step up everyone expected/hoped for him to do when Reus left, though.

Sweet.

In other news, sounds like Fiorentina might also be taking Macheda off our hands. Yes pls.

Also sounds like Freiburg are trying to get Fabio off us as well.

 

[GorillaJu]

KC is good, I have always had luck when I have paid for gold to pay to chat. Never heard of UBlove before, what is it like?

Just check it out. Pretty simple gig

 

[dc89]

Thread in gaming. Rumour: Nintendo's next console specs leaked.
This picture:

WiiU really could be dead.

 

[Hixx]

Those specs seemed more like for a handheld to me.

edit: oh there are two sets of specs hahaha

yeah, fake.

 

[Shatner's Bassoon]

Nintendo Go.. home.

 

[dc89]

Those specs seemed more like for a handheld to me.

Of course it's handheld. But still, WiiU is dead....right?

 

[LabouredSubterfuge]

Those specs seemed more like for a handheld to me.

edit: oh there are two sets of specs hahaha

yeah, fake.

With a 4 Tflop GPU in it?

 

[Fergie]

Reports of Fiorentina wanting Macheda.

Yes, Fiorentina, take all of our players.

 

[Clegg]

Fabio to Freiburg apparently.

 

[Hixx]

With a 4 Tflop GPU in it?

the top one is sneakily named Fusion DS. And has a GPGU thing in it.

Also there is not a chance in shittery fuckington that Nintendo will release a console with a 4 tflop GPU in it.

 

[LabouredSubterfuge]

the top one is sneakily named Fusion DS. And has a GPGU thing in it.

Also there is not a chance in shittery fuckington that Nintendo will release a console with a 4 tflop GPU in it.

maybe in 2025

 

[Shake Appeal]

Reports of Fiorentina wanting Macheda.

Yes, Fiorentina, take all of our players.

To be fair, they still have a chance at CL football next season...

 

[Mr Cola]

BBC did a vid on Mata to United

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/25829886

No offer yet, genuine interes, his sources say club record 40m bid will do it, Rooney not involved in deal.

 

[Ashes]

BBC did a vid on Mata to United

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/25829886

No offer yet, genuine interes, his sources say club record 40m bid will do it, Rooney not involved in deal.

He'd be the goal scorer we need. But where would he play? on the right?

 

[Clegg]

Mirror saying we've bid/or will bid £27m.

Someone get the shotgun, we're marching to Old Trafford.

 

[Fergie]

To be fair, they still have a chance at CL football next season...

I have no qualms about it, Anderson and Macheda need game time.

 

[PrematureQuiche]

He'd be the goal scorer we need. But where would he play? on the right?

He is no where near as effective on the wing which is why he is not playing for us at the moment. Last season was his best season for us and he was playing more like a Second Striker.