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Football Thread 13/14 |OT14| Juan Flew Into The Slug's Nest

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The only vapourware around here is my powdered semen

I just watched Liverpool v arsenal on match of the day

That coupled with the inane ramblings of Jupp have sent me into a cum coma

Well coma beats prison.

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#notguilty
 
I only have an iPhone five

Back to flappy bird i go
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I played it for two minutes and ten deleted the app

I don't understand that game. The reason I had that pink ds with pokemon on, was because the owner was playing that flappybird shit on her phone instead. It looked like some game thrown together in a few hours, that they didn't even bother creating their own graphics for. Half of it was pulled straight out of Mario. :lol
 

Fry

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As I said, it was only a small proof that it's not vaporware.



Check out my twitter if you want to see it. Features adults only material and I don't want to get banned again from Netjeff. At least not in the next 5 months. I will make an censored much longer version soon enough for the OT.


Adult material?

Wooden are you in a porn? Am I going to see you on efukt?

I don't know what I expected
 

Wilbur

Banned
I bumped the official thread wooden please respond to allegations it is just vapourware

I don't understand that game. The reason I had that pink ds with pokemon on, was because the owner was playing that flappybird shit on her phone instead. It looked like some game thrown together in a few hours, that they didn't even bother creating their own graphics for. Half of it was pulled straight out of Mario. :lol

It's just some shitty thing like that helicopter game on new grounds in 2001
Fucking crap game

But you did good playing pokemon. Well done for admitting that you love it
 

Wilbur

Banned
I'm watching match of the day and then sleeping.

Can't wait for the brown tackle on a 43 inch telly I have a feeling I'll die. Has Hixx posted?
 

Salazar

Member
Yep. Anyone who thinks Flappy Bird is a decent game probably tots up a score from dancing around outside a cubicle when they need a piss. It's the same part of the brain that lights up, I swear.
 

Linius

Member
I downloaded flappy bird a few hours ago just because. You know if he's gonna pull it I must know what it is. That's how it works.
 

pulga

Banned
Yep. Anyone who thinks Flappy Bird is a decent game probably tots up a score from dancing around outside a cubicle when they need a piss. It's the same part of the brain that lights up, I swear.

i legit spent 20 mins playing flappy bird whilst waiting for the bus to come

i got 18 clears when i got fed up with everything and decided to walk 2.5km to the bar

still better than reading inane jupp/wedward/doicare ramblings

id include turok but ive a soft spot for him
 

faridmon

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i legit spent 20 mins playing flappy bird whilst waiting for the bus to come

i got 18 clears when i got fed up with everything and decided to walk 2.5km to the bar

still better than reading inane jupp/wedward/doicare ramblings

id include turok but ive a soft spot for him

You haven't mentioned my name, so I can sleep easier tonight.
 

Lightning

Banned
Liverpool have totally deflated me. Fuck that game. Fuck Arsenal.

Worst performers? Sagna, Koscielny, Mertesacker, Monreal, Arteta, Cazorla, Özil, Giroud, Wilshere.

That shit was embarrassing. Cazorla that cunt disappeared the entire game, Özil was only present to give Liverpool the ball otherwise he was hiding with Cazorla meanwhile Arteta was around not doing anything our back 4 defended the worst I've ever seen. I'm going to lose it if Monreal starts ahead of Gibbs against United.

And if Mertesacker is that tired bench him because he was fucking lazy and crap today. So was Sagna and fuck Koscielny's positional play.
 

pulga

Banned
Don't be silly, no one deserves that.

if i payed you to go argentina and apply a chickenwing over the shoulder crossface to jupp until he concedes his favorite league is the jokiest of the leagues would you?

ill even throw some salsa lessons in
 

Salazar

Member
When Monreal went down early because of that tiny clip on his shin, I really thought he was going to just bail and scuttle down the tunnel.

That's the impression of utter cowardice that was wafting off Arsenal at that point.
 

GHG

Gold Member
Just woke up and hoped yesterday was all a dream. Nope. :(

1st thing I see is pictures of a Wenger falling over after the game in Liverpool.

Why you go this to us Wenger? Why you sign nobody but broke back Kallstrom?

Why?

Ugh, between now and the end of the season will be painful. I have a feeling this will be the 1st of many bad defeats. We'll be lucky to get top 4 in the end.
 

Wilbur

Banned
Can't believe the power Suarez got on that shot today. Wish it had hit Koscielny in the face and required him to pick parts of skull from the beautiful aerodynamic leather
 

jtb

Banned
Liverpool have totally deflated me. Fuck that game. Fuck Arsenal.

Worst performers? Sagna, Koscielny, Mertesacker, Monreal, Arteta, Cazorla, Özil, Giroud, Wilshere.

That shit was embarrassing. Cazorla that cunt disappeared the entire game, Özil was only present to give Liverpool the ball otherwise he was hiding with Cazorla meanwhile Arteta was around not doing anything our back 4 defended the worst I've ever seen. I'm going to lose it if Monreal starts ahead of Gibbs against United.

And if Mertesacker is that tired bench him because he was fucking lazy and crap today. So was Sagna and fuck Koscielny's positional play.

main thing I took away from the game is that we really need to buy a defensive midfielder and a striker in the summer. and probably a defender too. Sanga hasn't signed a new contract yet, so I think it's pretty clear he's on the way out for one last payday or waiting to see if we're going to win a trophy. and I can't really fault him for either. Think he's off in the summer?
 

Elchele

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Yep. Anyone who thinks Flappy Bird is a decent game probably tots up a score from dancing around outside a cubicle when they need a piss. It's the same part of the brain that lights up, I swear.

It's not a decent game. But it is a decent mobile game.
I like it more than Angry Birds, for example. It is a good mobile game to just start and play a few tries and then continue with what you were doing.

The thing is though...

Sept Blatter is a massive cunt who doesn't give a fuck about stuff like this. The only thing he is interested in is signing more deals for Fifa. The whole of world football is controlled by a pack of cunts and I thought Platini would be different seeing as he was an ex player but he seems to be a Sepp Jr.

what do you expect him to do about it, tho? This is a cultural thing, it doesn't happen in every country, only in the countries with racism 'ideas' rooted in their culture like Italy for example
 

GHG

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Liverpool have totally deflated me. Fuck that game. Fuck Arsenal.

Worst performers? Sagna, Koscielny, Mertesacker, Monreal, Arteta, Cazorla, Özil, Giroud, Wilshere.

That shit was embarrassing. Cazorla that cunt disappeared the entire game, Özil was only present to give Liverpool the ball otherwise he was hiding with Cazorla meanwhile Arteta was around not doing anything our back 4 defended the worst I've ever seen. I'm going to lose it if Monreal starts ahead of Gibbs against United.

And if Mertesacker is that tired bench him because he was fucking lazy and crap today. So was Sagna and fuck Koscielny's positional play.

Dude, Wenger has to take some of, if not a all the flack for the loss. We were set up totally wrong for the whole game. Why we decided to set up with a high back line and Monreal starting when everyone knows Liverpools game is based around pace nobody knows. We have defended so well all season save for the Man City game but Wenger decides this is the game where we play with a high line and revert to zonal marking. It was a shambles and played right into their hands. We also played with our fullbacks way too far up the pitch which meant they had instant access to the channels round the back of our defence. Look at the 4th goal as an example and look at where Monreal is when Ozil loses the ball. wtf he's doing up that high I have no idea. I think all 3 of the goals we conceded in open play came from balls played into that area where a fullback should have been covering. Need to watch it again to verify that but that's what I seem to remember.

Giroud looks spent (he's not that good anyway), as does Ozil and Cazorla. These guys have played too many games because again, we lack the squad depth to be able to rotate. That's on Wengers head. Arteta isn't a DM no matter how much he tries and it's not his fault he's being deployed there with no runners beside him. Ozil should also never have been played in the middle in a game of this intensity when he is so new to the league. He should have played from the right like he has most of the season where he could have had a bit more time and space and his lack if tracking back/work rate wouldn't have been so horribly exposed.

We changed so many things that played right into their hands it's baffling. I just don't understand why.
 
do gunners believe uncle Lambda now when he told you Ozil was a lazy cunt?

do blues believe uncle Lambda when he said Matic was immense?

do mancs believe uncle Lambda when he told you Mata is useless after you lost to Fulham today?
 

Lightning

Banned
main thing I took away from the game is that we really need to buy a defensive midfielder and a striker in the summer. and probably a defender too. Sanga hasn't signed a new contract yet, so I think it's pretty clear he's on the way out for one last payday or waiting to see if we're going to win a trophy. and I can't really fault him for either. Think he's off in the summer?
Defensive midfielder and striker are the key holes in this team along with lack of defensive cover. Wenger's naivety also plays a huge part in that he doesn't rotate properly. For example against teams where we know they wont attack us much, Cardiff/Palace, like games we need to rest our defenders like Per and Kos but due to lack of squad depth we cannot.

Winning the league doesn't mean anything to me so I don't care about that as we don't have the squad for that. A part of me is concerned about Wenger though because Giroud isn't good enough, can't play every game, and we suffer for it. So we suffer from 60% efforts because we simply cannot keep our players fresh but will Wenger fix this? I have my doubts.

Tiredness didn't cause the Liverpool nightmare. The players didn't show up from the start.

And yeah Sagna is gone. In January he clearly got an offer that appealed to him.
 
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