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Man I still remember that game where a team of his made 81 crosses, and scored from none.
I'm just so embarrassed.
We are completely embarrassing. Total incompetence on and off the pitch.
Even the one competent thing we've done (sign Mata) has been mired in the embarrassment of Moyes playing him as a conventional right winger in a 442 formation.
Even my most pessimistic predictions regarding how unsuited to this job Moyes is absolutely pale in comparison to the reality.
Anyone here know of a cheap place to get the Stick of Truth? £40 on Steam and Greenman D:
Complaining is useless at this stage. Only way Moyes will get the sack is if we have a total meltdown and finish in the bottom half of the prem. And since the teams below us are even more rancid e have another season of moyesball to look forward to.
I'm just so embarrassed.
We are completely embarrassing. Total incompetence on and off the pitch.
Even the one competent thing we've done (sign Mata) has been mired in the embarrassment of Moyes playing him as a conventional right winger in a 442 formation.
Even my most pessimistic predictions regarding how unsuited to this job Moyes is absolutely pale in comparison to the reality.
Liverpool are scoring freely at home but I believe they've only won 4 away games, Spurs are the opposite. It's going to come down to the game at Anfield.
I've always felt Moyes was the wrong choice and even I didn't think it would be this bad. The problem is that if he was sacked now who would replace him?
On the bright side Mata has 3 assists in 3 games, which is pretty good considering.
But yes, yesterday was as clear a message as possible that we lack the quality for wing play, im sure he will pick up on this, whether he has the resources to change it before summer, im not sure.
Complaining is useless at this stage. Only way Moyes will get the sack is if we have a total meltdown and finish in the bottom half of the prem. And since the teams below us are even more rancid we have another season of moyesball to look forward to.
Moyes will have to change his tactics up a bit.
I dunno why United were insistent on crossing the ball when Fulham's centre back is 6'7"
Wayne Rooney (5'9") is hardly going to out jump him.
Gary Neville doesn't seem to be a big fan of Mata. Keeps going on about how he doesn't suit United's philosophy as he isn't a traditional wide player. Has he not noticed that all our wingers are shite?
Aye you're right, but our remaining away games are:
Fulham
Southampton
Man Utd
Cardiff
West Ham
Norwich
Palace
Despite our indifferent away form, I'd fancy us to win 4 or 5 of those. By the time you come to Anfield, it's feasible that we could be 9 or 10 points ahead because of how tough your games preceding it are.
Gary Neville doesn't seem to be a big fan of Mata. Keeps going on about how he doesn't suit United's philosophy as he isn't a traditional wide player. Has he not noticed that all our wingers are shite?
I'm curious to know where Moyes will end up after Utd (I know, I know, this is premature). Out of the top nine teams in the league, Tottenham and Southampton are the ones who might be changing managers in the summer. There's no way Tottenham will go for him, but I suppose he could be attractive for Southampton in terms of stabilising a team and he did bring through young players at Everton (for 3Sixty's welfare, I'll say there's no chance of that one either though). From tenth and below you basically have teams fighting against relegation and that would be quite the step down from the Theatre of Dreams.
In the past, he did speak about his admiration for the Bundesliga and, if I remember right, he has made the odd cameo on Revista de La Liga and spoke about managing abroad on there as well. It might be good for him to do a Steve McLaren and get out of the limelight while rebuilding his career.
Just putting him there because 'fuck it he's talented innit' does not mean he fits in well there. Play him behind the striker or you'll get crap performances from him. He's basically Shinji but talented enough to seem half decent while played out of position.
He is right but the way he talks about United's philosophy is starting to grate. There aren't that many top quality traditional wingers anymore. We need to change the way we play.He's right though. He's another round peg in a square hole. If you play wide you need pace and ability to beat a man.
Just putting him there because 'fuck it he's talented innit' does not mean he fits in well there. Play him behind the striker or you'll get crap performances from him. He's basically Shinji but talented enough to seem half decent while played out of position.
He's only managed to get in any of the past 3 games when he's been shifted into the middle. Sounds familiar.
He is right but the way he talks about United's philosophy is starting to grate. There aren't that many top quality traditional wingers anymore. We need to change the way we play.
Sal accept my follow request yo. What kind of relationship is this
Even though they're lower in the table, I'm more concerned about going to the St Mary's than I am about Old Trafford
Plenty of twists and turns to come, unfortunately
Really could have done with just 1 Everton goal yesterday. Still, guess that's what happens when Stephen fucking Naismith starts up front.
He is right but the way he talks about United's philosophy is starting to grate. There aren't that many top quality traditional wingers anymore. We need to change the way we play.
Moyes out
Klopp/Simeone/Cunte in
In a 94 min game it's an average of 0.86 crosses per minute. Moyes is a tactical genius.
Thats the point. There is simply no manager available at the moment that could really improve the situation in Manchester. Things will get interesting in summer when some good coaches are on the market but the big guns are gone for a while.
They need a British trainer that has won jack shit.
They need a British trainer that has won jack shit.
Even though they're lower in the table, I'm more concerned about going to the St Mary's than I am about Old Trafford
Plenty of twists and turns to come, unfortunately
Really could have done with just 1 Everton goal yesterday. Still, guess that's what happens when Stephen fucking Naismith starts up front.
The World Cup is gonna be so bad for England. As always since Capello replaced McClaren, we'll go into it thinking 'maybe he'll remove te shackles, and we can let that front 5 play with some flair and invention.'
And as always, we'll spend most of the match camped in our own half, with the same predictable buildup play, long balls, focus on workrate instead of quality, rigid formation and general lack of entertainment.
Hate to say it, but when we get knocked out, it'll probably be to the improvement of the competition ala Euro 2008, which was better for us having never even qualified for it.
80 crosses, not Juan goal.
I know most posters here don't really pay attention to statistical predictions of league performance, but I would have thought at the least that the incompetence of Tottenham against Everton would dissuade Liverpool fans from fear. Tim-nice-but-dim appears quite simply to be the among the most inept manages in the league, no better even than Moyes. They are going to get smashed by us, Arsenal and Chelsea and one can easily see them slipping up against several of the lower teams.
I'm watching the post game stuff from the CL final 2012 right now and I have to give major respect to Drogba. He went to Robben and Schweini and tried to comfort them. Great personality.