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[Fry]

Liverpool v Fulham is off?

Hope the other London based games aren't affected.

you've gotta be shitting me.

 

[Kikarian]

What if the world was made of pudding?

When that thing comes out from under the bed........NOPE

 

[Wilbur]

Soldado.

Remember when we all thought Spurs had done amazing deals all around?

I'll hold my hands up

To be fair though I did think they'd be crossing it to Soldado. Moyes should buy him

 

[Broder Salsa]

When that thing comes out from under the bed........NOPE

It becomes so much better, you're missing out.

 

[PrematureQuiche]

It becomes so much better, you're missing out.

how can you watch that without wanting to destroy your whole house?

 

[Broder Salsa]

how can you watch that without wanting to destroy your whole house?

Look at the movement of his nipples at 1:45, whoever made this is a genius.

I don't think the whole spider thing is that creepy.

Pretty sure clydefrog showed me that a year or two ago, he's a weirdo.

I'll hold my hands up

To be fair though I did think they'd be crossing it to Soldado. Moyes should buy him

Probably the best you can get with Moyes as your manager.

 

[Kikarian]

It becomes so much better, you're missing out.

I'll carry on

 

[Wilbur]

What if the world was made of pudding?

If that's genuinely hand drawn it's so good

But fuck spiders. They're demons. They're literally demons on this earth. They're the ugliest, scariest most monstrous things in the world and I see no reason for them to be here other than they are demons that have broken free from hell. Im terrified of them.

 

[Kikarian]

I like to think at the end they killed the 'spider family'. I know I would have.

 

[Fergie]

It's not even started on Sky yet I think, so you can ask Wilbury and the rest of the EU guys how they catch it every week.

It's too eazy for TV.

 

[Broder Salsa]

What has spiders ever done to you?

 

[Wilbur]

I remember once in drama I dropped 50p and bent down to pick it up under the desk, and moved this blanket. There was a giant brown spider underneath and I screamed and ran out and everyone thought I was joking but I came back crying and shaking

I was seventeen

 

[Kikarian]

I remember once in drama I dropped 50p and bent down to pick it up under the desk, and moved this blanket. There was a giant brown spider underneath and I screamed and ran out and everyone thought I was joking but I came back crying and shaking

I was seventeen

One was in my shoe and I froze and screamed.

I was 8.

 

[Lightning]

Is Liverpool/Fulham definitely off?

Last I heard the Arsenal game was going ahead.

 

[K1LLER7]

Hate spiders.

Mate of mine picks them up with his bare hands. Fuck that shit.

 

[Yen]

Is Liverpool/Fulham definitely off?

Last I heard the Arsenal game was going ahead.

Decision being made tomorrow I think. Fulham want it off.

 

[bud]

I remember once in drama I dropped 50p and bent down to pick it up under the desk, and moved this blanket. There was a giant brown spider underneath and I screamed and ran out and everyone thought I was joking but I came back crying and shaking

I was seventeen

... that was only two years ago.

 

[Wilbur]

I hope our game goes ahead so we get our beating out of the way early. Glad there's games tomorrow too. Dat premier league.

Cardiff 1 - 2 Aston Villa
Hull 1 - 1 Southampton
West Ham 2 - 0 Norwich
West Brom 0 - 2 Chelsea
Arsenal 2 - 1 Man United
Everton 1 - 0 Palace
Man City 2 - 0 Sunderland
Newcastle 0 - 1 Tottenham
Stoke 2 - 0 Swansea
Fulham 1 - 1 Liverpool

 

[K1LLER7]

Is Liverpool/Fulham definitely off?

Last I heard the Arsenal game was going ahead.

Decision will be made at 15:00GMT tomorrow.

If the other games can go ahead, then no reason this game shouldn't.

Hope the Arsenal game isn't called off.

Arsenal win, put more pressure on Moyes.

 

[K1LLER7]

I hope our game goes ahead so we get our beating out of the way early. Glad there's games tomorrow too. Dat premier league.

Cardiff 1 - 2 Aston Villa
Hull 1 - 1 Southampton
West Ham 2 - 0 Norwich
West Brom 0 - 2 Chelsea
Arsenal 2 - 1 Man United
Everton 1 - 0 Palace
Man City 2 - 0 Sunderland
Newcastle 0 - 1 Tottenham
Stoke 2 - 0 Swansea
Fulham 1 - 1 Liverpool

 

[Wilbur]

Fulham buoyed by draw at old Trafford. Liverpool with propensity for fucking up after good performances. Rene the Real Redeemer. You do the maths killer

... that was only two years ago.

I may have a mild phobia

 

[José Mourinho]

But fuck spiders. They're demons. They're literally demons on this earth. They're the ugliest, scariest most monstrous things in the world and I see no reason for them to be here other than they are demons that have broken free from hell. Im terrified of them.

Do we need 'em?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bMuIynLUgKo#t=565

 

[Fry]

We play on weds and we'll fucking win. There's no alternative to these events.

 

[Broder Salsa]

 

[Wilbur]

God wooden you're a fucking prick

Do we need 'em?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bMuIynLUgKo#t=565

I was listening to the jellyfish one earlier :lol

 

[Frank the Great]

So we are finally building a new stadium. Thank you Barbara.

The restructuring is long overdue but it is finally happening. Hopefully in a few years we can be back to our normal standards.

Edit: Fuck you Wooden.

 

[Broder Salsa]

It's your punishment for taking Mata.

Spoiler

and saying those figure skating girls aren't hot as fuck

 

[Wilbur]

It's your punishment for taking Mata.

Spoiler

and saying those figure skating girls aren't hot as fuck

I didn't even see the figure skating girls you didn't show me you just disappeared to masturbate

 

[Fry]

Fuck, I thought you were messing with me, because when they are together they look like hair.

 

[José Mourinho]

God wooden you're a fucking prick



I was listening to the jellyfish one earlier :lol

Top drawer entertainment.

 

[Broder Salsa]

Top drawer entertainment.

Nothing will beat rockbusters. I don't think I've ever guessed any of them, but it has been exciting every time.

 

[Wilbur]

Nothing will beat rockbusters. I don't think I've ever guessed any of them, but it has been exciting every time.

I liked the show more when it was more just talking and anecdotes. A lot of the rock busters and competitions are good but it was funnier when Karl wasn't self aware

 

[danwarb]

Beautiful. Is there more gregarious an arachnid?



They aren't proper spiders though.

 

[FootballFan]

Last time I only guessed the West Ham score correctly.


Cardiff 2 - 2 Aston Villa
Hull 0 - 2 Southampton
West Ham 4 - 1 Norwich
West Brom 1 - 1 Chelsea
Arsenal 0 - 0 Man United
Everton 3 - 1 Palace
Man City 4 - 2 Sunderland
Newcastle 0 - 2 Tottenham
Stoke 1 - 3 Swansea
Fulham 0 - 5 Liverpool

 

[Broder Salsa]

Cardiff 1 - 3 Aston Villa
Hull 1 - 2 Southampton
West Ham 2 - 1 Norwich
West Brom 1 - 4 Chelsea
Arsenal 4 - 0 Man United
Everton 1 - 1 Palace
Man City 0 - 1 (Jozy goal) Sunderland
Newcastle 2 - 2 Tottenham
Stoke 2 - 0 Swansea
Fulham 0 - 2 Liverpool

After his third goalless match Pellegrini will have a proper meltdown, saying he needs not a calculator but the power and tactical brain of his dominant master, Jose Mourinho.

 

[Fergie]

Cardiff 2 - 1 Aston Villa
Hull 2 - 3 Southampton
West Ham 1 - 1 Norwich
West Brom 1 - 3 Chelsea
Arsenal 10 - 0 Man United
Everton 2 - 1 Palace
Man City 0 - 9 Sunderland
Newcastle 1 - 3 Tottenham
Stoke 0 - 1 Swansea
Fulham 1- 3 Liverpool

Please understand.

 

[Draconian]

I hope we didn't go to the top of the table just to drop points to West Brom. Our defending is much better than it was the first go around, so there's that. They do still manage to usually nick points off of the top teams though.

 

[subtles]

These Manchester United predictions.

The paper had just one word written on it all game: Cross.

 

[Meier]

I think United will pull a rabbit out of a hat and beat Arsenal. Maybe draw.

 

[Broder Salsa]

I think United will pull a rabbit out of a hat and beat Arsenal. Maybe draw.

I actually bet on it. More out of blind dumb hope in a miracle than belief it will happen.

Kind of like that 0-0 city match

 

[wedward]

I think United will pull a rabbit out of a hat and beat Arsenal. Maybe draw.

If RVP plays he will score.

Mata loves scoring against us also.

 

[Draconian]

I think United will pull a rabbit out of a hat and beat Arsenal. Maybe draw.

Come on. Arsenal are better than that.

Spoiler

loooool

 

[KidA Seven]

 

[subtles]

If RVP plays he will score.

Mata loves scoring against us also.

Rooney has a great record against Arsenal as well.

 

[tri_willy]

FM14

cleverley joins chelsea...

DEAD

 

[K1LLER7]

Wenger just has to get his players to train on defending against crosses. That way he'll at least get a draw.

We all want Wednesday be the day we see Mata, Adnan, Rooney and RVP start. But we'll probably get Valencia or Welbeck starting.

Adnan :*(

 

[FootballFan]

Wenger just has to get his players to train on defending against crosses. That way he'll at least get a draw.

We all want Wednesday be the day we see Mata, Adnan, Rooney and RVP start. But we'll probably get Valencia or Welbeck starting.

Adnan :*(

I wish Manchester would attempt to pass the ball a bit like in that gif.
I also wish Barca would do the same.

 

[subtles]

‘I speak with Luis most weeks - and he is loving life at Liverpool,' Cavani said. 'When I speak with him now it sounds like a different man to that of last season.'

‘You can hear it in his voice how happy he is compared to last season. He has always loved Liverpool - things have not always gone well for him in England - and he told me how humbled he was by the way the club and the fans stood by him.'

‘When he asked to leave people thought there was an ulterior motive like a financial one - but it was not true. All he wanted was to be at a team which matched his ambition, where he could play Champions League Football, and where he can compete for major trophies,' Cavani said. 'Now Liverpool are in that place he is happy to stay.'

‘Of course he is player of the season in England - I just hope that those who vote forget about the past - and just concentrate on the football.’

I have no idea why Cavani is Suarez's self appointed spokesman but I'm glad Suarez consider us in such a place regardless.

 

[K1LLER7]

I wish Manchester would attempt to pass the ball a bit like in that gif.
I also wish Barca would do the same.

so good

Our players can't perform a simple 1-2 under Moyes. That passing is too advanced for Moyes' dinosaur tactics.

 

[GHG]

I have no idea why Cavani is Suarez's self appointed spokesman but I'm glad Suarez consider us in such a place regardless.

If only Arsene went back with a proper bid after our 40m and 1 pound bid was rejected...

To be fair, the whole thing was a botch job after we got the misinformation from his agent.

How different things could have been.