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[Yurt]

Key in that they end up in goals conceded for Sissoko

I can't remember seeing Sissoko do anything this year :lol

unrequited key passes

 

[Fergie]

You busy? Up for some clubs?

I'll be home in 45mins.

You on then?

 

[Jack cw]

Anyone wanna buy someone from Bayern? You better bring a big wallet.

I guess that Kroos wont leave Bayern until someone offers 45-50 million...

 

[Baconsaurus Rex]

There's no fucking way confuziz that you are serious when you say United has stayed the same, while other teams have improved.

No fucking way.

 

[Clegg]

Woodward has issued a statement to shareholders. Acknowledges that Uniteds league position is disappointing.

New financial results out too. Commercial and broadcast revenues are higher than this time last year.

 

[Blablurn]

I guess that Kroos wont leave Bayern until someone offers 45-50 million...

Yop. Show me the money, Manchester.

 

[Fergie]

There's no fucking way confuziz that you are serious when you say United has stayed the same, while other teams have improved.

No fucking way.

United are currently 12 points clear in the table, just as in 12 February 2013.

 

[Wilbur]

Woodward has issued a statement to shareholders. Acknowledges that Uniteds league position is disappointing.

New financial results out too. Commercial and broadcast revenues are higher than this time last year.

Yeah, nothing we didn't know. Don't think we'll see a drop at all really, I can't see us being shit forever pls

 

[Baconsaurus Rex]

How can you reason with somebody who is so incredibly wrong.

 

[Wilbur]

How can you reason with somebody who is so incredibly wrong.

This is Holland's fault

 

[Blablurn]

Moyes:"He's no Fellaini, he's never played EPL. 20m is the best I can do."

:lol

in other news. Hamburg just cant catch a break

 

[Baconsaurus Rex]

United are currently 12 points clear in the table, just as in 12 February 2013.

You're thinking of Everton

Eh, same difference

 

[Diablo Rosso]

Yop. Show me the money, Manchester.

Moyes pls.

 

[Yurt]

There's no fucking way confuziz that you are serious when you say United has stayed the same, while other teams have improved.

No fucking way.

How can you reason with somebody who is so incredibly wrong.

 

[Baconsaurus Rex]

This is Holland's fault

Nah he's from the East. That's where all the uneducated peasants live.

 

[Fergie]

Nah he's from the East. That's where all the uneducated peasants live.

 

[Broder Salsa]

Nah he's from the East. That's where all the uneducated peasants live.

So... Pretty much German? That explains it.

 

[Baconsaurus Rex]

Instead of saying 'the window is open' they say 'the window is loose'

How do you reason with that

 

[Hixx]

Instead of saying 'the window is open' they say 'the window is loose'

How do you reason with that

Well it's not shut tight so it is loose.

Bacon they are clearly just far more educated.

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I just heard the post being delivered so I ran downstairs like a twat thinking it would the tickets.

Fucking Talk Talk and Sky spam I RIPPED THEM UP IN A RAGE

 

[K1LLER7]

I'll be home in 45mins.

You on then?

Yeah, just post here when you ready.

 

[Wilbur]

ot15| the window is loose

 

[Baconsaurus Rex]

Well it's not shut tight so it is loose.

Bacon they are clearly just far more educated.

But it's still connected to the hinges.

What are you going to say when one of the hinges is broken and it's almost falling off.

 

[Wilbur]

Well it's not shut tight so it is loose.

Bacon they are clearly just far more educated.

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I just heard the post being delivered so I ran downstairs like a twat thinking it would the tickets.

Fucking Talk Talk and Sky spam I RIPPED THEM UP IN A RAGE

looooooooooool

oi gizza ticket, I wanna see Pellegrini cry when his quadruple dream is ended

 

[Blablurn]

SPORT BILD English ‏@SPORTBILD_eng 26 Min.

#Podolski: "If Jupp Heynckes came to @FCBayern two weeks earlier, I would perhaps still be in Munich today."

 

[Yurt]

Nah he's from the East. That's where all the uneducated peasants live.

Instead of saying 'the window is open' they say 'the window is loose'

How do you reason with that

BACON STAHP

 

[Jin_7]

Adidas, Audi, Allianz.
Bayern's rating upgraded to AAA.

 

[LanceVance]

Confuziz has dug himself into such a deep hole with his 'a manager doesn't matter' hypothesis that there is no way he can back out now. He'll stick with it till the end of time, and when United finally win the league cup in 5 years time with Moyes he'll point to it and say 'see guys, I told you managers don't matter'

 

[Yurt]

haha the fuck?

brown envelope'd

 

[Wilbur]

Confuziz has dug himself into such a deep hole with his 'a manager doesn't matter' hypothesis that there is no way he can back out now. He'll stick with it till the end of time, and when United finally win the league cup in 5 years time with Moyes he'll point to it and say 'see guys, I told you managers don't matter'

We got to the semi finals this time #progress #miasanmia

 

[Blablurn]

Glad Jupp took his time.

 

[Hixx]

But it's still connected to the hinges.

What are you going to say when one of the hinges is broken and it's almost falling off.

It's fucked.

looooooooooool

oi gizza ticket, I wanna see Pellegrini cry when his quadruple dream is ended

They are going for £300+

wilbur pls no

 

[Wilbur]

Yes

I'll give you my phone with flappy bird

 

[KidA Seven]

We have a Japanese player in our U18s.

Prepare yourselves for the gifs in five years time

You guys must have been impressed with him when they played you a couple of weeks ago. Tottenham, Japanese National Team, Roma, and Vietnam's u19 teams played last month in a little tournament.

 

[Hixx]

Yes

I'll give you my phone with flappy bird

It's all about Maverick Bird now bruv

 

[Salazar]

Yes

I'll give you my phone with flappy bird

Technological equivalent of terminal cock-rot.

I was properly looking forward to teaching Austen this semester. Tell students to "be on the lookout" for smutty euphemisms and watch interpretative havoc break loose.

Funny how the associative brain works prior to a pasting from Arsenal. Flappy bird -> genital suffering -> Pride and Prejudice

 

[gutter_trash]

I'm happy for Benfica's win against Sporting but I'm worried about Portugal deciding to start to Rui Patricio (GK) everytime

look at Rui Patricio right here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dPlxl8oMUnY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NB3nMsBNfSw#t=66

not even trying

 

[The Atticus]

Technological equivalent of terminal cock-rot.

I was properly looking forward to teaching Austen this semester. Tell students to "be on the lookout" for smutty euphemisms and watch interpretative havoc break loose.

You snaky fiend, you.

 

[Wilbur]

Technological equivalent of terminal cock-rot.

I was properly looking forward to teaching Austen this semester. Tell students to "be on the lookout" for smutty euphemisms and watch interpretative havoc break loose.

It's shite. Maybe that's because I can't get more than six though

I don't think I've ever read Austen. Lots of all the bronzes and that fucking rancid boring shit Cranford. English degrees r the wurst

 

[Salazar]

You snaky fiend, you.

Man of consequence = possessed of a sun-blotting cock.

 

[confuziz]

Nah he's from the East. That's where all the uneducated peasants live.

Instead of saying 'the window is open' they say 'the window is loose'

How do you reason with that

But it's still connected to the hinges.

What are you going to say when one of the hinges is broken and it's almost falling off.

Bacon pls

Guys I'm working on my thesis, have some patience. A teacher has other things to do in his life :lol

 

[Shatner's Bassoon]

Do teachers really matter?

 

[confuziz]

Just take a look at the beautiful City of Enschede

 

[Mr Cola]

I think we are going to get hammered tonight, I think Arsenal are going to be really up for it

 

[KidA Seven]

Confuziz will never change his mind. He's a guy that doesn't like to be wrong once.

 

[bud]

how many pages have you written thus far

 

[Salazar]

It's shite. Maybe that's because I can't get more than six though

I deleted that shit before I managed 2.

I don't think I've ever read Austen. Lots of all the bronzes and that fucking rancid boring shit Cranford. English degrees r the wurst

In the more subdued passages, I just imagine dew/sweat/random liquid trickling down Kate Winslet circa 1998's bosom.

 

[confuziz]

how many pages have you written thus far

it's about the words bud

 

[GHG]

Guys why am I so scared about tonight?

 

[Salazar]

Just take a look at the beautiful City of Enschede

Reminds me of Mafia 2 for some reason.

Not just emptiness, I mean.

Guys why am I so scared about tonight?

Because Marouane Fellaini is real man. And Welbz is fit.

 

[confuziz]

Reminds me of Mafia 2 for some reason.

Not just emptiness, I mean.

We're not empty =(