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[Ashes]

Yikes. Things are getting heated up here.

 

[arkon]

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*chortles*

 

[K1LLER7]

Remember to send imposters.

 

[Yurt]

okay seriously, there's something wrong with his middle finger..

still broken from last season?

 

[pulga]

Down to 10 men, tied 1-1

Take Jese out, send Illarra in
Send Morata in with 5 mins left on the clock
Sub in your long term injured 20 year old defender

fucking Carlo Ancelotti

 

[Blablurn]

Down to 10 men, tied 1-1

Take Jese out, send Illarra in
Send Morata in with 5 mins left on the clock
Sub in your long term injured 20 year old defender

fucking Carlo Ancelotti

Don't forget. You need to win the CL this year.

 

[Suen]

Because the Bilbao player didn't raise his hands and scratch his opponent in the face.

And thus they received a yellow.

Gurpegui should have received a yellow for pushing Ronaldo and for his exaggerated dive. Ronaldo should have been sent off for raising his hand against Gurpegui and scratching him which he was. Iturraspe should have been sent off for getting involved between Cuntegui and Ronaldo. He pushed his head on Ronaldo. Maybe Ronaldo needs to dive like the Bilbao cunts to make the ref give out a red. I'm not sure what you are disagreeing with here.

 

[Arnie]

I'm falling through the universe.

 

[faridmon]

This weekend have been bloody amazing in terms of football. Hopefully tomorrows game delivers as well.

 

[Blablurn]

“We won’t sell Toni before his contract ends. I’ll repeat what Uli Hoeness said: Bayern are a buying club, not a selling club. We all want him to extend his deal with us, there is no doubt about that. But he’s not a simple case. At the moment we can’t say the chances that he’ll stay are 80-20 or 70-30.”

— Matthias Sammer about Toni’s contract extension.

 

[arkon]

“We won’t sell Toni before his contract ends. I’ll repeat what Uli Hoeness said: Bayern are a buying club, not a selling club. We all want him to extend his deal with us, there is no doubt about that. But he’s not a simple case. At the moment we can’t say the chances that he’ll stay are 80-20 or 70-30.”

— Matthias Sammer about Toni’s contract extension.

So you're saying there's a chance?

 

[Feorax]

disgusting behaviour

Is this really who FIFA wants to represent them?

Utterly pathetic.

holy fuck what a dirty cunt, classic Real Madrid

Just to confirm, Wooden was joking, right?

...right?

 

[Fergie]

@MisterChiping: Only FOUR coaches remained undefeated 21+ straight games in Real Madrid's history: Beenhakker, Antic, Capello & CARLO ANCELOTTI.

 

[pulga]

“We won’t sell Toni before his contract ends. I’ll repeat what Uli Hoeness said: Bayern are a buying club, not a selling club. We all want him to extend his deal with us, there is no doubt about that. But he’s not a simple case. At the moment we can’t say the chances that he’ll stay are 80-20 or 70-30.”

— Matthias Sammer about Toni’s contract extension.

but you sold Luca like 4 years ago, what are you on about

 

[Blablurn]

but you sold Luca like 4 years ago, what are you on about

Because we didnt need him anymore. Just like Gomez last year.

 

[Suen]

Down to 10 men, tied 1-1

Take Jese out, send Illarra in
Send Morata in with 5 mins left on the clock
Sub in your long term injured 20 year old defender

fucking Carlo Ancelotti

Sounds like Ancelotti alright. It's been like this the entire season, like his brain is 20 minutes after the real world and when he finally understand he needs to bring in new players he takes out the most impressive ones. If it wasn't for the good results he brought Parma in the 90's then I would have zero respect for him now.

 

[pulga]

fuck man I just wish he had a bigger pair of balls, Mou would've definitely gone all out to secure the three points maybe his tactical conservatism will pay off in the long run, but can't help to be disappointed with his subs

Because we didnt need him anymore. Just like Gomez last year.

pls u didnt understand the jokes

 

[arkon]

He's going to be your Souness. Could set you back years and years.

 

[Ushojax]

Ronaldo got sent off? lol

I still remember this from early in the season:

 

[jerry1594]

Can someone please explain the drama on my timeline about Bilbao? I don't watch football but the crazy salt is making me want to.

 

[Blablurn]

fuck man I just wish he had a bigger pair of balls, Mou would've definitely gone all out to secure the three points maybe his tactical conservatism will pay off in the long run, but can't help to be disappointed with his subs



pls u didnt understand the jokes

Football is serious Plus im German, we always feel offended.

 

[Mr Cola]

I just hope te fuck Moyes starts Adnan vs Fulham, if I see Young again im just not gonna watch

 

[Suen]

Ronaldo got sent off? lol

I still remember this from early in the season:

That would probably be a season-long ban in La Liga.

Can someone please explain the drama on my timeline about Bilbao? I don't watch football but the crazy salt is making me want to.

They are cunts and ref's salary is payed by Barca. That is all you need to know.

 

[Fergie]

fuck man I just wish he had a bigger pair of balls, Mou would've definitely gone all out to secure the three points maybe his tactical conservatism will pay off in the long run, but can't help to be disappointed with his subs



pls u didnt understand the jokes

At least you aren't losing, and the title is still possible.

Manchester United otherwise are dead.

He's going to be your Souness. Could set you back years and years.

;_;

Problem is look at the attacking force at his disposal. Midfield could be patched up with Carrick and Fellaini, and Fabio is gone, so Buttner is the backup.

 

[Messi]

That would probably be a season-long ban in La Liga.

They are cunts and ref's salary is payed by Barca. That is all you need to know.

Did I read recently that an ex la Liga ref said that most of the refs are Madrid fans?

 

[Mr Cola]

Ah Channel 4 opening up the Superbowl with a shot of the World Trade center on fire, the prior line was "We have seen tragedy" cut to WT on fire then "But nothing like this".

 

[Fergie]

Ah Channel 4 opening up the Superbowl with a shot of the World Trade center on fire, the prior line was "We have seen tragedy" cut to WT on fire then "But nothing like this".

I'm watching the Sky coverage, just a bunch of pundits.

 

[Suen]

Did I read recently that an ex la Liga ref said that most of the refs are Madrid fans?

Decades ago maybe. We've had more than enough bad decisions against us this season.

 

[rvy]

Just to confirm, Wooden was joking, right?

...right?

 

[Messi]

Can someone please explain the drama on my timeline about Bilbao? I don't watch football but the crazy salt is making me want to.

Madrid were playing against Bilbao and Madrid scored. Bilbao then made a sub and he sub took a free kick with his first kick of the game then got the rebound and equalised. The drama stems from Ronaldo trying to con the ref into giving a late game penalty, both players get close to each other Ronaldo tries to incite the player to attack him by saying he earns more than the entire Bilbao team combined and something about railing his opponents mother and Ronaldo then viciously slashes at the opposing players face. The bilbao player falls to the ground in pain and Ronaldo acts like he did nothing. A second Bilbao player heroically steps in to defend his teammate from the brutish Ronaldo getting into his face. Ronaldo gets a red card and is sent off. The game ends 1-1

 

[Raging Spaniard]

I have no problem whatsovever with Carlo, hes doing great and the team is too.

 

[Mr Cola]

I watch the Superbowl every year and while I can honestly say its enjoyable, it always feels like watching a teaser for a sport rather than an actual sport itself, far too conditioned for prolonged periods of play, this stop start nonsense is irritating.

 

[Messi]

Decades ago maybe. We've had more than enough bad decisions against us this season.

Honestly I don't believe all the conspiracy bullshit. Sometimes refs make bad calls. For all teams.

 

[Fergie]

I watch the Superbowl every year and while I can honestly say its enjoyable, it always feels like watching a teaser for a sport rather than an actual sport itself, far too conditioned for prolonged periods of play, this stop start nonsense is irritating.

Dem adverts. No wonder they cost millions.

 

[Broder Salsa]

Ronaldo got sent off? lol

I still remember this from early in the season:

The smile on Torres face gets me every time. He hasn't looked so happy since... Well I don't know, but it has been a long time.

Dem adverts. No wonder they cost millions.

The funny part is people being so excited for the ads.

 

[pulga]

Madrid were playing against Bilbao and Madrid scored. Bilbao then made a sub and he sub took a free kick with his first kick of the game then got the rebound and equalised. The drama stems from Ronaldo trying to con the ref into giving a late game penalty, both players get close to each other Ronaldo tries to incite the player to attack him by saying he earns more than the entire Bilbao team combined and something about railing his opponents mother and Ronaldo then viciously slashes at the opposing players face. The bilbao player falls to the ground in pain and Ronaldo acts like he did nothing. A second Bilbao player heroically steps in to defend his teammate from the brutish Ronaldo getting into his face. Ronaldo gets a red card and is sent off. The game ends 1-1

pls refer to the gif above your post

 

[bone_and_sinew]

At least the merengue cunts aren't top of the table. I can live with El Guaje getting another La Liga medal at the end of the season.

 

[Mr Cola]

The smile on Torres face gets me every time. He hasn't looked so happy since... Well I don't know, but it has been a long time.



The funny part is people being so excited for the ads.

New 24 advert :3

We get Channel 4 ads though, fucking waste of time

 

[Messi]

pls refer to the gif above your post

You don't agree that this is an accurate retelling? I added some flavour text to spice it up for the lack of images

So Ronaldo will miss Villareal and the Atletico Cup game? Until the card gets rescinded in a few days....right guys!

 

[rvy]

Madrid were playing against Bilbao and Madrid scored. Bilbao then made a sub and he sub took a free kick with his first kick of the game then got the rebound and equalised. The drama stems from Ronaldo trying to con the ref into giving a late game penalty, both players get close to each other Ronaldo tries to incite the player to attack him by saying he earns more than the entire Bilbao team combined and something about railing his opponents mother and Ronaldo then viciously slashes at the opposing players face. The bilbao player falls to the ground in pain and Ronaldo acts like he did nothing. A second Bilbao player heroically steps in to defend his teammate from the brutish Ronaldo getting into his face. Ronaldo gets a red card and is sent off. The game ends 1-1

 

[Scum]

Looks like I missed the fun. Man City v Chelsea should be fun tomorrow.

Sleeping Dogs is fucking awesome. Dat DBZ-90.

 

[Suen]

I have no problem whatsovever with Carlo, hes doing great and the team is too.

I have loads of problems with him

He has killed Isco and Morata

He insists on using Benzema who's lazy and fat. His occasionally good games doesn't justify using him in every game and certainly not more than 45 minutes then. Why not rotate more frequently between him and Morata?

He's done nothing to improve our defense, but to be fair this might the players fault; he's tried most of the combinations he can back there.

He's done nothing to make us improve in getting into the game faster. Notice how we're always playing like shit in the first half and suddenly play more like we should in the second? Yeah the big guys aren't going to wait for us to start playing good.

He takes fucking forever to realize that we need to sub players

When he carries out a substitution his decisions are more illogical than supporting a club like Liverpool.

I'm not convinced that 4-3-3 suits us.

 

[rvy]

Sleeping Dogs is fucking awesome. Dat DBZ-90.

You are a good man!

 

[Mr Cola]

Also another strange thing about American sports, they never capture the crowd, half the times when a touchdown is scored it feels like the place is silent, hell even the commentators talk like its no big thing.

 

[Suen]

You don't agree that this is an accurate retelling? I added some flavour text to spice it up for the lack of images

So Ronaldo will miss Villareal and the Atletico Cup game? Until the card gets rescinded in a few days....right guys!

Why would he miss the cup game?

 

[pulga]

I have loads of problems with him

He has killed Isco and Morata

He insists on using Benzema who's lazy and fat. His occasionally good games doesn't justify using him in every game and certainly not more than 45 minutes then. Why not rotate more frequently between him and Morata?

He's done nothing to improve our defense, but to be fair this might the players fault; he's tried most of the combinations he can back there.

He's done nothing to make us improve in getting into the game faster. Notice how we're always playing like shit in the first half and suddenly play more like we should in the second? Yeah the big guys aren't going to wait for us to start playing good.

He takes fucking forever to realize that we need to sub players

When he carries out a substitution his decisions are more illogical than supporting a club like Liverpool.

I'm not convinced that 4-3-3 suits us.

i want to contribute but seeing Illarra come in for Jese has sapped my will to live

 

[rvy]

VISQES LE CUNTALUNYOS

UN CLUB MÉS QUE

MÉS QUE UN MESSE

UN GUARDIOLAS

 

[Messi]

Why would he miss the cup game?

It's covered under the same rules as la Liga no? Maybe I'm wrong.

 

[Suen]

It's covered under the same rules as la Liga no? Maybe I'm wrong.

Is it? I forgot if it carries over to the cup. La Liga gaf does it carry over to the cup?

 

[TeddyBoy]

When he carries out a substitution his decisions are more illogical than supporting a club like Liverpool.

Suen pls. Brendan the Redeemer is saving us.