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[pulga]

what does being a "donkey" in the context of a striker mean guys

ive pretty much gathered he sucks but what qualities does one need to lack in order to be a donkey

 

[K1LLER7]

Konoplyanka got some quick feet.

Soldado pls.

 

[Elchele]

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

 

[Salvadora]

what does being a "donkey" in the context of a striker mean guys

ive pretty much gathered he sucks but what qualities does one need to lack in order to be a donkey

I imagine he has to be big and have a "deer on ice" gait.

 

[Fergie]

Konoplyanka got some quick feet.

Soldado pls.

He's quite good. Mad feet.

 

[Feorax]

what does being a "donkey" in the context of a striker mean guys

ive pretty much gathered he sucks but what qualities does one need to lack in order to be a donkey

Lack of pace and coordination generally.

Only really useful as a target, and generally shit at that.

See Andy Carroll.

Edit: I really hope our Ukrainian delegation sorted a deal for Kono in the summer. I have little doubt he could do it in this league.

 

[Batigol]

Guys, I'm watching Emmerdale. Am I missing any good games

 

[Suen]

Trabzonspor are like 9th or 10th in their league and yet Juve, the Italian powerhouse, has only scored one goal at HOME against them? After all it does seem that Parma must take the responsibility of leading Italian teams to new heights.

#ParmaELWinners14/15

 

[The_Hitcher89]

what does being a "donkey" in the context of a striker mean guys

ive pretty much gathered he sucks but what qualities does one need to lack in order to be a donkey

Normally its someone who looks ungainly when running, and doesn;t seem to have much control over their body or the ball. Think Carroll or Altidore.

Doesn't normally apply to strikers like Soldado

 

[K1LLER7]

Guys, I'm watching Emmerdale. Am I missing any good games

This Dpurs game is pretty good.

 

[Yurt]

Eh? That was a goal tbh

so what actually mattered was good?

imokaywiththis.jpg

Yes

The opposite of TLoU. Where everything was good except for the core (repetitive) gameplay.

 

[Zabojnik]

Trabzonspor are like 9th or 10th in their league and yet Juve, the Italian powerhouse, has only scored one goal at HOME against them? After all it does seem that Parma must take the responsibility of leading Italian teams to new heights.

#ParmaELWinners14/15

Suen pls. The match isn't over. Trabzonsport might draw yet.

 

[Yurt]

That's a penalty in Catalonia.


Oh hey it wasn't a goal! Good then. Based Russian refs ♡♡

 

[rossonero]

Why was that Trabzonspor goal not given?

 

[pulga]

would Zlatan be a god tier donkey then?

Eh? That was a goal tbh


Yes

The opposite of TLoU. Where everything was good except for the core (repetitive) gameplay.

Juve'd

 

[Elchele]

The opposite of TLoU. Where everything was good except for the core (repetitive) gameplay.

Yurt pls, don't ruin it for me. I'm still waiting for the superior PS4 version

 

[Mt Heart Attack]

Why was that Trabzonspor goal not given?

Ball crossed the line on the assist apparently. Not sure if it actually did or not.

 

[Batigol]

This Dpurs game is pretty good.

Any decent streams? I don't seem to have ITV 4

 

[The_Hitcher89]

would Zlatan be a god tier donkey then?

Nah, too agile, coordinated, controlled and fast

 

[Zabojnik]

Why was that Trabzonspor goal not given?

So you could pop up here and ask about it, obviously.

The ball crossed the line.

 

[Barzul]

I like what I've seen of Sanogo but he really needs to score a goal before I can truly believe it's worth dropping Giroud to start him. as much as I like the idea of him opening up defenses just as a physical presence (and an aerial target), he needs to be able to finish chances too. Otherwise, we may as well just shove Vermaelen to play up front.

He would've scored yesterday if not for Neuer's amazing goalkeeping.

 

[Suen]

Suen pls. The match isn't over. Trabzonsport might draw yet.

Pls. Conte will make your players practice everyday and kill all your trophy hopes.

Why was that Trabzonspor goal not given?

Gazprom.

 

[Yurt]

Why was that Trabzonspor goal not given?

Did you catch the replay? It crossed the line.

The whole ball

 

[K1LLER7]

Any decent streams? I don't seem to have ITV 4

Watching on itv sorry

 

[Elchele]

Since Freiburg is eliminated, I'm going all Juve for EL

Spoiler

pls don't get eliminated in this round

 

[Sviatoslav]

Russian refs are allowed in Europe again? lol. Sorry.

 

[K1LLER7]

Loooool that Spurs defence.

 

[Ushojax]

lol penalty Dnipro

Vertonghen you silly sausage

 

[Gareth Bale]

fuck

 

[GQman2121]

Oh noes, Spurs.

edit: He's totally outside the box.

 

[Shatner's Bassoon]

That was an AVB level high line from Spurs.

 

[Sviatoslav]

Lol, Verthongen. You're going to lose your starting spot to Lombaerts in Brazil.

 

[Ushojax]

That was an AVB level high line from Spurs.

All came from stupid passing high up the pitch. We have not looked after the ball well enough, of you give it away cheaply you can always be caught. Lazy defending from Vertonghen to go with it.

 

[Yurt]

Holy shit Caceres.

 

[Feorax]

This is really bad, I'm supporting Konoplyanka like he's a player we've sent on loan...

 

[Broder Salsa]

Fuck Spurs.

 

[Sviatoslav]

This is really bad, I'm supporting Konoplyanka like he's a player we've sent on loan...

Hopefully you keep supporting him when he joins Zenit

 

[Zabojnik]

I don't understand Peluso.

 

[Scum]

Bah. Juspt got the livescore addicts update. Not surprise.

 

[Sviatoslav]

I don't understand Peluso.

Peluso is the player EL deserves.

 

[Yurt]

4-3-3 btw

Peluso is the player EL deserves.

Not even EL level

 

[dc89]

Off the post for Pogba.

 

[Ushojax]

We've missed two chances from a yard out.

 

[Yurt]

THERE IS NO GOD

RUST WAS RIGHT

 

[Zabojnik]

All things said, we're incredibly unlucky.

 

[pulga]

JUVE'D

pls understand

 

[Batigol]

THERE IS NO GOD

RUST WAS RIGHT

God exists in human form

 

[Baconsaurus Rex]

AZZZZZZZZ

 

[Fergie]

This defending lol.

At least get a away goal.

 

[Yurt]

Allah pls

look at our glorious beards, we're closet Muslims ♡